Celebutante Kim Kardashian, formally famous for being the best friend of fellow socialite and amateur porn star Paris Hilton, makes her uneventful debut in the disappointing "Kim Kardashian Superstar".

Compiled exclusively of Kim's one on one encounters with then boyfriend Ray J, a D list R&B crooner, "Superstar" drags out a solid twenty minutes of crude footage into an hour long homage to Kardasian’s best asset-- her ample ass. No doubt glorious, Kim's ass shots are worth the price of admission, but even in the most intimates of frolicking Robert Kardashian's baby girl rarely exposes her breast. And when the viewer does get a glimpse of those mega C's you know the reason for her shyness. Kardashian's areolas are the size of manhole covers, thus you'll only get a few glimpses of her dark secrets. The well endowed Ray J succeeds in giving the viewer what they came to see, barraging Lady Kardashian with a series of back shots, ass slaps, and ramming Paris's former best pal full of plenty of R&B rod. Kim's response is a un erotic constant moan of "Fuck Me Ray J" or "Oh Ray J" that's constantly looped by the editorial team, which I might add, are about as skilled with Final Cut Pro, as Kim Kardashian is at fellatio. Kim's dick sucking prowess is about as bland as her personality, displayed in segments between each new romp, showing Kim candidly as she makes half ass jokes, and poses in gangster faux for the camera. You never get a sense of who Kardashian is, nor should you care, but any viewer hungry for seeing the gorgeous celebutante get nasty and take dick with the bravado of a seasoned Hollywood porn star will be disappointed. In The end the viewer will sit limp throughout the film unless the sounds of "Oh Ray J" gets those juices flowing.

My rating 2 out of 5 HARD ONS.

And That’s how I saw it,

Garrison Mere