CockAsian 2

My homies at Adultmaven.com have once again hooked me up with the finist in adult cinema, this time around it’s the sequal we’ve all been waiting for Cockasians 2: A New Breed. The dvd starts with a cool little American Beauty esq. teaser showing these slanted eyed freaks talking about why they wanted to become porn stars. At this point I’m already worked up and it’s only the DVD menu screen. I can tell already that this one’s going to classic shit.

“I’m Asian and You Have a Cock… that’s a perfect fit!” - Nautica Thorn

We begin with The BABYSITTER (played by the ever so fuckable Nautica Thorn) bidding the woman of the house good bye. If you’ve never seen Nautica Thorn you’re missing a work of art on the level of the Mona Lisa, that is if the Mona Lisa wore seamen for lip gloss. The Babysitter bounces around the house, her red lace panties peeking below her skirt, you know the same get up all of our Babysitters wore. After checking on the sleeping kid, our naughty Babysitter snoops around until she discovers a DVD hidden by the Man of the House—oh my it’s Cockasians—The Original. This sluty sitter waste little time popping in the DVD and comparing her ample tits to those of the cast members. In her heart of hearts she knows she can make a better sperm bucket than any of these cunts. To her surprise the man of the house walks in unexpectedly, Nautica shines here, her portrayal of the dim-witted valley girl Babysitter is AVN worthy, and in full Lolita mode she seduces the Man Of The House to help her realize her dreams of porn superstardom. Poor Nautica, she complains that she’s Asian, thus her pussies too tight to become the porn star she’s capable of, she pleads with the Man of The House to stretch her tiny cunt out with his wide load. And stretch her he does—after a subtle blow job, Nautica shows us why she’s the Oriental Orgasm machine of the decade, stretching her miniature pussy lips open she happily handles all 10 inches of wood. I haven’t seen a soft fuck with this much intensity since Halle Berry took Billy Bob to school. Nautica, still in her Babysitter tease, pleads with The Man of the House to FUCK THAT TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY until she lets those jade juices drip down his shaft. Nautica Thorn's hunger for cock is enough convert any man to the ways of the Asian Persuasion, and when she drops down on those knees and opens that nasty mouth you know she’s not closing her eyes—she wants to see that hot load squirt in her mouth—this isn’t acting this slanted eyed Lolita has a thirst for cum and our Man of The House doesn’t disappoint. Nautica gargles his load then smears it on her brilliant tits, squeezing them together to form an Asian jiz salad for the ages—simply remarkable.

Next up is the ever entertaining Ryaan Reynolds, a motor mouth slut with a passion for yapping. Reynolds is a cute Vietnamese slore that reminds you of that girl you meet at the bar who latches onto you and won’t stop talking until last call. After the annoying interview is over we finally get to see this rapid slut in action. Chained with handcuffs, an unseen stud proceeds to ram his cock into her nasty throat. Reynolds dick taking skills leave much to be desired, she shows little of the passion she exuded when explaining how she lost her virginity, instead she dials in a limp performance ending with her taking a humongous load in that loud mouth of hers.

Next up is the story of the steamy Stepsister (Played by the nimble Evelyn Lin) in what has got to be one of the greatest blow job scenes in recent years. Lin comes in to offer her Stepbrother some cookies, but ends up sampling his strudel. She swallows his 12 inch horse cock with the excitement of a four year old on Christmas, taunting the wide load with moans and groans of “THIS COCK IS SO BIG”. Lin’s petite mouth does such an exquisite job of sucking that hard dick that your cock will jump for joy with each proclamation of “You like fucking your nasty Stepsister Don’t You?” This is dick blowing at its best and when he finally blasts off in her filthy mouth you can see the disappointment in Lin’s eyes—this bitch could have sucked dick all night long.

Katsumi is next to bat, and as with Ryaan Reynolds we get a brief interview instead of a story set up. What Katsumi lacks in looks she makes up for in naiveté. With an accent as thick as the dick Evelyn Lin was blowing, Katsumi gives off the mystique of a chinadoll new to our country, but don’t let this act fool you, this bitch soon proves she’s a seasoned pro, angrily slobbing on a flaccid rod until it becomes stiff.  Katsumi is wet and ready for action. This yellow nympho happily takes a dong in her tight little ass, stopping only to suck the ass juices from the dong before its shoved back in. After a quick DP, Katsumi loosens up enough to take that hard johnson in her nasty Asian asshole, moaning for more as her slave girl chain is yanked with every thrust. This miniature stud is little match for the ways of the Orient, as he soon has to stop and ejaculate all over her face. Katsumi isn’t done; she gently sucks his shrinking dick until every last drop is gone. She smiles at the camera triumphant. Her job well done. Afterwards we get a decent anal scene from Nigara, an exotic looking nut catcher who takes it up the ass as if she was only born with one hole, but the finale is almost good enough to steal the show from Nautica Thorn’s opener—almost. 19 year old wonder slut Tia Tanaka decked out in a wedding dress shows off her adolescent ass while being rammed hard and heavy. Tanaka doesn’t have the cowgirl riding skills of Katsumi, but her adorable little Asian face is ripe for spewing that joy juice, and spew it does with Tanaka catching every last drop.

Overall Cockasian 2 was a decent flick. Robby D, one of the most innovative directors in Adult cinema gave us a great setup, but the lack of story stalled this fuck fest in the end, but for those with a hard on for the slanted eyed sister Cockasian has enough yellow fever to keep you stiff throughout 

3 HARD On’s Out of 5

That’s How I saw it

Garrison Mere.


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