Cum Guzzlers

Cum Guzzlers

Cum Guzzlers

Starring: Jessica Fiorentino, Lillian Tiger, Ellen Saint, Melissa Laurent, Janet Alfano, Alexandra Joy, Isabel Ice, Trinity, Erik Everhard, David Perry, Robert Rosenberg, Franco Roccoforte, and Steve Holmes

Spank Bank: Full Tank (5 out of 5 stars)

The film “Cum Guzzlers” has it all; sexy European girls ass-to-mouthing, guzzling cum, sperm swapping, taking D.P.’s, taking double anal, licking asses, and swallowing loads of cock n’ balls with cum even before the movie starts it’s first official scene.

A drum machine starts the film with Jessica Fiorentino doing a strip tease dance alongside a grand piano in a white gown complete with matching silk stockings and stilettos. Lillian Tiger, by far the best ass, face, and overall natural body in the porn scene with measurements equaling the ideal of 36-24-36, joins in the dance separately wearing a body-tight pink gown and silver “fuck-me” pumps. Lillian’s hair is a natural brunette that is the perfect length to wrap around the hand and pull tightly while fucking her from behind. She dances while stripping only to reveal a pink g-string stirring in the crevice of the most beautiful ass ever. Ellen Saint, the beautiful blonde who usually comes together (double-entendre) in scenes with Lillian, joins in wearing a black fishnet dress with stiletto heels built for the typical Wall Street businesswoman.

Each girl does a separate strip-tease dance before they all join together for ass and vaginal fingering, licking, and sucking on the couch adjacent from the grand piano. Erik Everhard and Steve Holmes come in expectedly and begin pummeling the three like it’s no one’s business. There is no forced moaning from any girl that results in a type of screaming that is just awful to watch and hear. Jessica especially must cum like a champ since she continuously moans “Oh my god” while Everhard and Holmes double penetrate her. The switch is good as every girl is double-penetrated or has their ass and pussy licked by another girl. There is various ass-to-mouth as well as cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie all vaginally and anally. When the "money shot" time arrives, all three girls form a circle and sperm swap each load from Holmes and Everhard with one another. The scene ends with each girl smiling and waving goodbye.

The second scene has Melissa Laurent portraying an uptight bitch wearing a red and white shirt, a short denim mini-skirt, and black heels while sitting in various locales seemingly studying Tolstoy’s “War and Peace”. The camera switches around and pulls in to reveal that beautiful little Melissa isn’t wearing any underwear. Naturally, she isn’t a real blonde but the blonde hair gives her a girl next-door, cute little bitch look.

While the blonde hair fits into the scene for the particular set-up, it is important to note that the jet-black hair she has been sporting lately gives her a “dirty slut that likes to fuck” look. Regardless, the interesting characteristic about this scene is that it’s shot in the subjective, or rather, POV camera angle whereas the rest of the film is standard. Why the angle switches over isn’t quite clear nor was there any need for the sudden replacement other than trying to be innovative in a repertoire of quality movies brought to the viewer by German manifesto Steve Holmes.

The camera follows Melissa out into the woods where a shot that isn’t this reviewer’s cup of tea, such as Melissa urinating, begins the fuck session. She begins to talk dirty to Holmes, but again, doesn’t refer to him by the first name instead using second-person in order to fulfill the POV camera angle repertoire. She accuses Holmes for being dirty for watching her piss and telling him that he is dirty for wanting to taste and fuck her pussy after she had just pissed.

Needless to say, the subjective camera shot shows Melissa being fucked doggie as well as cowgirl. She takes it anally performing ass-to-mouth various times throughout this scene. The money shot has Holmes cumming straight in her mouth where she sucks it up like a champ. This scene is a little weak since Melissa keeps her clothes on throughout, and the POV angle was unnecessary for the flow of the film as a whole.

Though, when the fucking ensued an interesting question that arose was, “Where’d that book she was reading go?”

The third scene is rather funny since Holmes is having the pleasure of fucking both Janet Alfano and Alexandra Joy; well, more precisely, Holmes is fucking Janet reverse cowgirl anal while Alexandra is fingering herself. It is important to note that this particular film is billed as Alexandra’s first-ever shot scene for the adult industry as listed in the opening credits: however, Alexandra proves to be a natural in front of the camera.

Erik Everhard and Robert Rosenberg enter the room accusing Holmes of holding out on the goods and confronting him about their worth. Holmes points to Alexandra and the late “cummers” begin to fuck her silly. Rounds of cowgirl, missionary, spooning, doggie, double-penetration, and reverse double-penetration ensue with both the vaginal and anal orifices being jack-hammered long and hard. Each girl does a nice job of handling the ass-to-mouth scenes as Rosenberg, Everhard, and Holmes’ cocks are devoured with ease.

The two girls do a nice rug munching on one another as well but particularly, handle the scene very professionally. Each girl shares a cock but the amount of fingercuffing and straight anal fucking each gets would definitely put any seasoned pro out of business for at least a month. Yet, Janet and Alexandra handle the scene with ease especially when the “money shot” is given to Janet by all three guys and she proceeds to swap sperm with Alexandra who smiles with delight as the scene fades to black.

The final scene opens with Isabel Ice, that dirty Welsh whore, and Trinity, that sexy German slut, smoking cigarettes trying to tease the audience into wishing for a fucking each girl will soon never forget. Steve Holmes, David Perry, and Franco Roccaforte enter ready to fuck both of these sluts. The fucking gets underway as Isabel is fucked by Roccaforte in the reverse cowgirl, anal position whereas Holmes and Perry fingercuff Trinity.

No time is wasted as the assortment of positions which include cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and missionary (all vaginal and anal) is undertaken by each girl. Isabel is much dirtier than Trinity since she begins licking Holmes ass while being fucked in the doggie anal position by Roccaforte. She screams how much she loves to fuck each guy’s cock while taking on one or two at a time but Trinity can only bite her mouth and moan in pain as she is double-penetrated by Holmes and Perry. It is important to note that this scene is billed as Trinity’s first-ever D.P. caught on film and it shows. Nevertheless, she doesn’t get off the hook anymore easily because Steve and Isabel start slapping this bitch hardcore that her face becomes as red as a bull’s-eye when they stop calling her a filthy slut. The scene ends on a standard note with all three guys cumming into each girl’s mouth who then proceed to swap sperm like the filthy whores they are.

Steve Holmes has created arguably one of the best gonzo “stroke flicks” in recent years. Critics, reviewers, and fans often say that the first film of any film franchise is the best and this reviewer cannot deny that testimonial since this is just the first in the series by Platinum X Pictures with Holmes and series regular Everhard making sure each slut never drops a load of cum.

Interested in seeing this movie?