Wowwwww! This flick sucked dick, and not in a way that resulted in my soldier standing at attention. So many flaws, so little time. First off Wicked’s Psycho Cheerleaders promised wall to wall action, but delivered a snore to snore snoozefest. Psycho Cheerleaders claims that “Sexy Just Hit The Post Season”, no sexy just hit the Tuesday lunch roster at the local dive strip club. With a handful of butter faces, sucking and fucking with the emotional excitement of a Tampon commercial, we’re treated to wasted fuck after wasted fuck by Z List Porn Stars like Sophie Dee and Rebecca Lane. Cheerleaders are supposed to be young, ditsy, and hot. These sluts are Old, dusty, and dull! Not even the claim of Wall to Wall is true, with an annoying set up that shows a School Shrink telling us how “interesting” his patients are. Hey Doc, maybe you should strop providing them with Quaaludes so these broads can pay attention when being reamed in the ass. The most animated chick in the entire film is Mya Luanna, a nasty mouth butter face who ends the DVD with a Lesbian Threesome. Her partner in crime Marlie Moore is a scrumptious bitch with a great ass, but other than Mya’s constant filth barrages, this scene goes nowhere fast. The girls simply shove their fingers in each other’s cooch, spit on the clit, then repeat. None of these so called lesbos get into the pussy eating, tongue sucking, tit licking free for all that I’ve come to expect from a girl on girl scene. In the end, Psycho Cheerleaders fails on every level. Give me a C! Give Me an R! A and a P! Cus that’s what Wicked has produced. A studio that spends more time on their DVD Menu and Coming attractions feature more than their film is a studio I want to support. Wicked you’re officially on my shit list.

1 out of 5 hard On’s

And that’s how I saw it!

The Mere

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