Lil' Grrrl Bod, Ava Gardner Face Opener is hang gliding and a snazzy jazzy score a la late-'70s TV-show themes.

Loni Sanders stars, former Penthouse Pet. In '81, Loni had an Ava Gardner face married to a
petite little grrrl body, almost the inverse of anime's style of little grrrl face married to a
voluptuous woman's body. Loni does have pert medium-sized breasts though, to complement her Ava face.

She's supposed to be a private eye and it's supposed to be a comedy. She does land a few
light-hearted bacon strips in the frying pan, literally, before she strips for her beau and
cowgrrrl's his joystick.

When her thighs start twitching and you realize she's cumming from Mike Horner's stalwart cock in her little grrrl pussy, it's damned sweeet. Made me realize the feature that hot- and hardwires PG-13 sexy to XXX sexy is the gorgeous grrrl's pelvic undulations unto carnal convulsions. From Shakira's exquisite hybridized belly-dance to a highlight reel of bona fide cumquakes: Ginger Lynn, some vignette's forgotten blonde's trembling-thighed anal, Lily Thai's twitching tummy and attendant squirt, Loni Sanders pelvic thigh twitches in Never So Deep. Squirting's cool, but nothin' beats the trembling thighs, twitching tummy, and dramatic cumquakes from a gorgeous quim queen.

So Paul Thomas is "Huge Heffer" and Loni's "Ginger Trueheart" is hired to find him the ultimate sword-swallower, deep throat artist, butterfly tattoo on her cheek. The acting is fine in this genre, 'cause if there's one thing porn stars oughta be able to handle, it's a romp.

No doubt, Loni and Horner will find some thrills of their own.

The other two distinguishing factors, or scenes in this feature from Gerard Damiano are world-class sword-swallowers Brooke West (I think) and Marie Tortuga. You don't even have to slo-mo the deeeep throating, the director has considerately slowed it down for ya. That's what the Never So Deep title is all about, and a follow-up to the legendary Deep Throat, as fellatio signature.

Even though Damiano is Italian-American, this has the feel of a foreign film -- a foreign film
with premium slo-mo deep-throating and a little grrrl Ava Gardner's cum-quivering thighs. The
fact it's shot on film, with a strangely theatrical soundtrack, in the San Francisco Bay area,
'81, with a '70s hangover vibe, contributes to its foreignness.

There is also an assfuck scene with a lovely brunette, tasty in black stockings, but buried in
bodies, as it's three chix servicing our man Horner again. Not as developed an anal scene as we like it in '08, but typical of the period, and the damn thing has an offbeat atmosphere, at
least.

Multi-perspective frames are used in a blow-job scene with Loni, on her investigatory rounds,
helpin' out a blonde chick with her blonde stud, which was probably somewhat innovative for its time.

Loni gives us another fuck scene, as her child-woman body is frontally fucked on a table by one guy, and her Ava Gardner face is fucked by another. One cocksman creams on her sweet belly, the other drowns her face in semen. Who cares what this has to do with her private-eye gig.

It doesn't make me nostalgic, 'cause I'm not a nostalgic kind of guy anyway, 'cept for maybe my natural home in a parallel world future. It does induce a mood of the strangeness of the passing of time and the persistently recurrent nature of desire. Well it's not that fucking arty, but you get the idea.

Also featured are Victoria Slick, Tara Aire, Marie Tortuga, Lysa Thatcher, Serena.

Never Too Deep is absorbing like a foreign sex comedy with actual sex, yesterday and elsewhere cumming incessantly as time always has.


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