Black Teen Pussy Party: Black Magic Pictures, Starring Barbie And Sindey
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- By Garrsion Mere
- Published 04/9/2008
- Black Sex , Teen Sex (18 and over) , Brazzers
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- Black Teen Pussy Party
- Black Magic Pictures
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Garrsion Mere
Garrison Mere is an award winning short story writer and screenwriter. And a member of Kobra Kai
View all reviews by Garrsion MereTeenage drug use has paid off well. Black Teen Pussy Party DVD review.
I’ve seen a lot of bad porn. I’ve seen a lot of bad lesbian porn, and I’ve seen more than my share of bad black porn. But never in my LIFE have I seen the combination of a black lesbian porn that sucked this bad! I don’t feel like I’m going out on the limb by saying this but BLACK TEEN PUSSY PARTY IS THE WORSE ADULT FILM EVER MADE! I am willing to wager 100 dollars if some one can find me any legitimate non gimmick adult film that’s worse! I’m taking all challengers!
The Box says sex crazed black teens hot for pussy…first off hot should be used to describe any bitch on this box, and if by teen you mean mid twenties with stretch marks the size of Kansas, than yes they’re teens. With all the black strippers in the world why would Black Magic Pictures pick these ragamuffin hoes??? I’m sure in between scenes their were more than a few of these HOT BLACK TEENS racing off to the side in order to shoot up a finger or two of low grade H. How can I best describe this train wreck of a movie… if you take the Maury show, when those girls are looking for their daddy and take their clothes off you’d get Black Teen Pussy Party. While I’m sure their were budget constraints when you’re financing a movie with twenty dollars worth of wet food stamps, but still they could have at least gotten real lesbos to dyke it out. The first few scenes had novice carpet munchers pretending to lick clit to the chorus of fake moans. WTF? They told me on the back that these girls just gotta have pussy. In the scene with Misty and Leah you can see their eyes wondering, damn bitch, get some coffee at least. Zero enthusiasm throughout, well until the last scene. The prettiest girl on here was Shyla followed by Sindey, and where as Shyla sucked ass, and not literally, Sindey was the only redeeming thing about this farce. Paired with a six foot Amazon of a cunt named Barbie, Sindey’s cute little ass wasted little time in licking this giant’s pussy like it was letter full of anthrax. She even gave the loyal viewer, and trust me to sit through this you have to be loyal—a great female cum shot after fucking her self into a lake with a rabbit vibrator. But Sindey aside the only use for this DVD is as one fierce beer coaster.
0 out of 5 Hard On’s
And That’s how I saw it
The Mere
The Box says sex crazed black teens hot for pussy…first off hot should be used to describe any bitch on this box, and if by teen you mean mid twenties with stretch marks the size of Kansas, than yes they’re teens. With all the black strippers in the world why would Black Magic Pictures pick these ragamuffin hoes??? I’m sure in between scenes their were more than a few of these HOT BLACK TEENS racing off to the side in order to shoot up a finger or two of low grade H. How can I best describe this train wreck of a movie… if you take the Maury show, when those girls are looking for their daddy and take their clothes off you’d get Black Teen Pussy Party. While I’m sure their were budget constraints when you’re financing a movie with twenty dollars worth of wet food stamps, but still they could have at least gotten real lesbos to dyke it out. The first few scenes had novice carpet munchers pretending to lick clit to the chorus of fake moans. WTF? They told me on the back that these girls just gotta have pussy. In the scene with Misty and Leah you can see their eyes wondering, damn bitch, get some coffee at least. Zero enthusiasm throughout, well until the last scene. The prettiest girl on here was Shyla followed by Sindey, and where as Shyla sucked ass, and not literally, Sindey was the only redeeming thing about this farce. Paired with a six foot Amazon of a cunt named Barbie, Sindey’s cute little ass wasted little time in licking this giant’s pussy like it was letter full of anthrax. She even gave the loyal viewer, and trust me to sit through this you have to be loyal—a great female cum shot after fucking her self into a lake with a rabbit vibrator. But Sindey aside the only use for this DVD is as one fierce beer coaster.
0 out of 5 Hard On’s
And That’s how I saw it
The Mere
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5 Responses to "Black Teen Pussy Party: Black Magic Pictures, Starring Barbie And Sindey"
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said this on 09 Apr 2008 9:33:29 PM CST
Great review and I think that you are right about this film. I hope that you keep up the great work cause I look forward to reading more reviews from you in the future.
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said this on 09 Apr 2008 10:39:21 PM CST
Kudos for using "ragamuffin" in a review! I look forward to reading more of your reviews!
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said this on 10 Apr 2008 1:41:52 AM CST
And copies fly off the shelf from people eager to see this trainwreck and take Garrison up on his wager..lol
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said this on 10 Apr 2008 8:49:45 AM CST
Good review but not as good as your other reviews though but anyways keep up the good work cause I can't wait to read more from you in the future!
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said this on 11 Apr 2008 8:08:45 PM CST
Great review. It really saddens me to see movies like this where all the girls look like they "wish this muthafucka would hurry up and cum so I can get my money 'n go get my nails re-did."
PS I have seen the worst porno in history: "Player's Ball" Pimps and Players from New Life Style. The box warns you it's four hours and contains "Hardcore Gangsta Fucking" and I refer to it as "Fuckin' at Momma'nems #14"
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