One hung bitch, one boring movie
- Rating:
- By Jack Castillo
- Published 05/9/2008
- Shemale
- Review Unrated
- DVD Title: One Hung Bitch
- Studio: Acid Rain
- Director: Jean Pierre
- Pros: A large black shemale cock, and some cute girls
- Cons: No dialogue at all, no soundtrack other than in the opening credits, horrible "acting", and the shemale in question looks drugged or completely disinterested
- Bottom Line: Just stay away from this one. A lot of people talk about watching porn in fast-forward, but not usually because they're so bored that they're hoping for something better. Not very exciting at all.
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This movie looked pretty cool to start with, and had a great opening credits roll. The credits were a montage of various bits throughout the movie, and made it look like I was in for a real treat if everything else looked as good as they did. Unfortunately, the credits was the best part of the film.
The movie was made up of four unrelated scenes, with the only link between them being that the same shemale was featured in all four. Three of these scenes were with girls and one was with a guy... a decent mix, and the girls were pretty cute. You'd think that it would be hard to mess up a movie with these elements to start from, but if you want to know how to do it then this film is a case study.
The pacing of the movie was horrible, dragging along with crappy blowjobs and some very boring pussy eating (and by boring, I mean the scene having our shemale's head between the chick's legs and that's about it. No real tongue action visible, and not too much of a reaction from the girl.) One would hope and pray that things would get better once that big shemale cock was stuffed someplace tight and wet, but no go. While the girls were moaning and getting in to it (because they were stuffed full, with at least an inch or two not fitting in), the shemale looked like she'd doped up just before and was going through a grocery list in her head. I don't think there was a scene in the movie where she didn't have her mouth open with a slack jaw.
The one scene with a guy in it was even worse than the other three. Quite possibly the worst and most ridiculous blowjob that I've seen in a long time. I just kept expecting him to look up and say, "I'm sorry... I'm just not getting in to this" and leave the set.
I've seen some bad porn in my day, with horrible attempts at acting and crappy camera work. This one just about takes the cake, though. Pretty much the only thing that kept it from getting the lowest rating possible is that some of the girls were in fact cute and really got in to being fucked, and our shemale star really did have a huge cock (as opposed to some other "big cock" shemale stuff I've seen in which it was barely 6 inches.)
Just stay away from this movie. Don't buy it, don't rent it, and don't let the cover fool you. You're just going to be disappointed, and wishing that the credits lasted longer than the rest of the film.
The movie was made up of four unrelated scenes, with the only link between them being that the same shemale was featured in all four. Three of these scenes were with girls and one was with a guy... a decent mix, and the girls were pretty cute. You'd think that it would be hard to mess up a movie with these elements to start from, but if you want to know how to do it then this film is a case study.
The pacing of the movie was horrible, dragging along with crappy blowjobs and some very boring pussy eating (and by boring, I mean the scene having our shemale's head between the chick's legs and that's about it. No real tongue action visible, and not too much of a reaction from the girl.) One would hope and pray that things would get better once that big shemale cock was stuffed someplace tight and wet, but no go. While the girls were moaning and getting in to it (because they were stuffed full, with at least an inch or two not fitting in), the shemale looked like she'd doped up just before and was going through a grocery list in her head. I don't think there was a scene in the movie where she didn't have her mouth open with a slack jaw.
The one scene with a guy in it was even worse than the other three. Quite possibly the worst and most ridiculous blowjob that I've seen in a long time. I just kept expecting him to look up and say, "I'm sorry... I'm just not getting in to this" and leave the set.
I've seen some bad porn in my day, with horrible attempts at acting and crappy camera work. This one just about takes the cake, though. Pretty much the only thing that kept it from getting the lowest rating possible is that some of the girls were in fact cute and really got in to being fucked, and our shemale star really did have a huge cock (as opposed to some other "big cock" shemale stuff I've seen in which it was barely 6 inches.)
Just stay away from this movie. Don't buy it, don't rent it, and don't let the cover fool you. You're just going to be disappointed, and wishing that the credits lasted longer than the rest of the film.
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