Homegrown 596 Bloopers I'm going to cut to the the chase. I had no intention of beating off while watching this video.  None. I strickly wanted to be entertained.  And almost the entire legnth of the show, I was entertained.  Naked women can grab you attention.  Add to that that this is sort of a documentary, which makes you feel like you're learning something about the porn/sex industry.  It's cross cultural too, so you get to see some Spanish language porno, where as normally I would not see that.

That dancing tits was the first clip that made this video worth it. It just is sad that it takes so long to get going. Granted the tits were nice to look at before they were dancing, and the owner of the tits is pretty wacky/entertaining herself.  So it's a build up of sorts, but worth it.

But it's not until 13 minutes into this video does the the shit hit the fan.  HOLY CHRIST. Now, I'm not a doctor, but I'm seeing things I shouldn't be.  This lady's SKILL? is quite out there. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is... well just see this god damn thing.

A couple minutes later, one of those things you hear about, but never see. Yeah, one of those, that happens.  Take it from me, this is like that old story about the the why the dog licks his balls.

Now, just as a intermission, and speaking of intermissions. There is this crazy cock loving East Coaster that breaks up the scenes.  She is nuttier than most chicks who work in porn, which is fun for like 3 breaks, but then she just becomes annoying as hell. But I'm sure some of you dudes will enjoy her craziness. But in Los Angeles, we have homeless people on every corner who act about the same.

34 Minutes into this movie, I might have seen the best small tits (B cup) I have ever seen.  They pop up quickly and you might have to pause you computer. But boy are those fun bags amazing.

35 Minutes into the show is about the worst acting I have seen, in the most comical bullshit scene I have seen.  But it's excellent.  Again, nothing you want to jack off to, but so entertaining.

42 Minutes into the video is about the brainiest condom user I have ever witness. This guy is a mad Genius when it comes to rubbers.

Okay, that's my short but sweet review.  Remember, you're not going to beat off, but you will watch the entire thing.

Interested in seeing this movie?