DVD - Wife Switch 2     In the time honored porn tradition of stealing the storyline directly from some very terrible television programming, Wife Switch 2 is some what in the middle of the pack, but as for hardcore wife swapping action Wife Switch 2 is clearly on the top of the partner exchanging pornos of our day. Wife Switch 2, doesn't provide a lot of imagination, but I am hopeful that the people behind this film were using their massive influence to educate the loyal and intelligent masturbators about the dangers of watching reality television programs. You are not here for my opinions of reality television. You are here for Brandy C.

So let's talk sex films.

    Wife Switch 2, promises amateurs that are willing and curious to step outside their bland sexual existence and see what exactly is going on at the neighbor's house. The amateurs are not that um... amateur, but we suspend our disbelief for the good of the country.
    The first scene features a rather eager blonde, who is a little too talky for almost everyone. She can not wait to switch up the sex up, with  another random couple. The other couple includes a German bride, who we can only hope arrived through the mail. Everyone is very excited, when the first blonde puts that motor mouth to work, and the german proves she was worth the expediated rate on shipping and handling. The scene concludes with cum flowing all over stomachs, and every one sits in for several more moments to wrap up how the actual session went. The post game interview is about the same as all of them, both coaches thank their players for their outstanding efforts, and wonder about the terrible officiating.
    Next up, the best set up in porn history. Dale, well I forget what the guy's name was, so I will call him Dale. Dale is married to a rambunctious little nymph, who is a little bi curious. A little bi curious. Well ok, she is teetering just this side of the dyke line. And lucky for everyone they are wife switching with a couple of lesbians? A couple of Lesbians. This is like double wife switch, or something to that effect, and I wish the whole film was just this. Three girls and a guy, is always a good combination for my money. Dale's wife resembles Bella Donna, and I enjoy that, but not as much as those naughty carpet munchers did. I feel as if I shared a moment with the skinnier lesbian, because I got to see her first ever deep dicking, needless to say my eyes welled, just allergies folks. Being a huge fan of geometry, the wife deep throating our pal Dale, whilst being chomped by two hungry Katie Lang fans was quite a treat. Overall, this scene was second best, and probably amused me the most of all the scenes in the movie.
    The next scene is an inter racial. A black couple and a white couple. The black wife is not into girls that much, which I hoped was a tease. No one watches porn to see girls who aren't that into wife on wife playtime. No one. That is like not being that interested in facial cum shots, and 12 man gang bangs. I am a man of honor, so honestly as soon as I knew she was not joking, and didn't like to be diddled by feminine fingers, I skipped this scene entirely. Ethics. yes. Morals are rare these days, but I will not partake in that kind of degeneracy.
    Happily, the lows of a girl who was adverse to a little sapphic delights, to the highs of a semi celebrity sneaking in to a semi amateur porno. The aforementioned semi celebrity is Brandy C, from the rock of love. Brandy C has always been close to my heart and mind when I was relieving the stresses of this modern society, but now there is video proof that she is even better than imagined. She sucks and swivels like a legitimate starlet, illustrating that talent sometime spills over in to all forms of self expression. The brunette in this scene is good too, but she was not to my knowledge ever vying with twenty some other girls for the affections of another era's favorite rocker. Still the brunette does way better than poisoning the scene. Both girl show that they are talented and beautiful beyond what was expected by the predjudice of their valley girl good looks.
    The final scene introduces us to two couples, searching for something more in their relationships. Lusting for that little spark that will keep them a blaze for months to cum. Both girls go to prepare for the activities in the nearest bathroom. Through a strategically placed voyeur camera, the males in the audience get to finally know why girls go to the bathrooms in pairs. Hint, they go in pairs, because it's hard to eat your own pussy. Like true amateurs one of the girls get a little to into the counter buffet, and accidentally flips off the light switch, which I really enjoyed. At some point, the men wonder what happened to their better halves. As soon as they get restless, the girls return refreshed, and it's out to the deck for an intense game of scattegories! ok, instead of scattegories they switch partners and doce do. This is a real good scene, and the black guy proves he is a real black man, much like Samuel L Jackson in True Romance? Pulp Fiction? cuz he eats the butt? He eats the pussy? He eats it all. Which is good practice for all you dirty teens out there. A random highlight, the one named Megan has big nipple for all of you with that fetish. After all of this action, I was quite satisfied.

    To sum up all the cum gurgling wife swapping. One appearance by a Brandy C look alike, one girl who can't be proded to touch and fondle the plumbing of another girlie, a double wife switch, and a whole lot of family fun. Marriage counseling is a lot more expensive, and a lot less fun. So I suggest you watch this one with someone you love, and maybe even someone you are married to, or just invite over the married neighbors.
   

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