Farmers Daughter Adult DVD Poor farmhand Tommy (Evan Stone). He’s got it bad for the lovely country girl Lucy (Gwen Summers). He thinks she’s “cuter than a sack full of puppies” and spends all his time mooning over her. His confidant and, we assume, lover is a sheep named Precious that listens to his unrequited proclamations all the live long day. Their relationship is a running theme throughout the movie, and while bestiality jokes in a farmer’s daughters movie is cliché, this one never feels overused. In fact, Precious the sheep plays an important part in the film as the major characters would be talking to themselves without her.

One sunny day while Tommy is talking to Precious he hears a noise in the woods. Can you guess what it is? Remember, we’re about three minutes into a porno. Right, people having sex. Tommy goes to check on the commotion.

It turns out to be Edna May (Diamond Forever; this is the best name she could come up?) and farmhand Buck (Dillon Day) getting down in the outdoors. Edna May is a visiting foreign cousin, as Tommy describes her a “French cousin from Canada, Canadian cousin from France, not exactly sure how that works out”, who proceeds to pull out Dillon’s tool and work with it. Diamond has a pretty face, reminding one of Silvia Saint, with large, real, firm breasts, decent nipples and light brown areola. Her petite, shapely body looks good and her shaved pussy reveals meaty lips.

She sucks Dillon, who then lays her down on a wooden bench, licks her and eventually gets three fingers inside. Surprisingly he goes right to anal with no vaginal sex at all. Several positions ensue with him in her ass, followed by him titty fucking her beautiful soft melons while she sucks the head of his cock on the upstroke. He climaxes by jerking off on her pretty face. Good scene.

After Tommy watches the outdoor action, and assures himself it’s not his Lucy, he returns to Precious to describe what he saw.

We’re then introduced to Lucy, who is preparing the farmhouse for guests. Apparently the local hotels are all booked for a computer convention and they have asked the farm to provided board for some of the “nerds” that will be attending. Mercifully this is Edna May’s last scene as Diamond’s acting is horrible, but the engaging Lucy explains that she needs to have sex and will be taking personal care of the boss, Mr. Chandler (Marc Davis). He arrives later that evening, and Lucy offers him “everything he needs” but the not-at-all-nerdy-looking Mr. Chandler turns her down. Lucy will have to go unfilled for a while longer.

Things are not going much better in the back room for Betty Sue (a delicious looking Vivian Valentine). She’s offering to service the also not-at-all-nerdy-looking Irwin (Joel Lawrence), who has an endearing stutter and wants to remain faithful to his girlfriend. Betty Sue insists sex keeps the farm critters away.

It’s obviously an epidemic of monogamy because in the barn, Bobbie Jo (Shaena Steele) can’t get a rise out of Gordy (Dale DaBone) because he’s in a “wonderful relationship”. The film raises the tension and even though you know what’s coming, when the sex starts it’s more exciting. Jason McCain finally breaks the tension and lets Shaena suck his already swollen cock.

Shaena Steele is a long, athletically built girl with a nice ass, medium-sized real tits, small nipples, long, wavy brown hair and an average face. She’s wearing a short skirt and white tennis shoes, which for some reason always makes me horny. She works Jason’s meat with lots of spit and stroking. The saliva runs down her arms as she pumps. It’s a great blowjob scene with no penetration. For the money shot he jerks off on her tits. Gordy watches the bedtime BJ and then rolls over presumably thinking about his girlfriend and probably with a raging hard-on. I had one at that point.

The next morning we find Tommy commiserating with Precious again. But this time, Lucy accidentally hears what Tommy would like to do to her and mistakenly thinks he’s talking about doing them to Precious (I told you it’s a running joke). She is disgusted and tells him to wash his mind and mouth out with soap. Tommy is too love struck and surprised to protest so he scampers off. Now what’s he gonna do? Lucy thinks he’s a pervert…

Meanwhile we find Irwin and Gordy’s girlfriends back at home missing their boys. After discovering they’re at the farm they decide to surprise them by showing up unannounced. They get there in the evening and set about looking for them.

The first one they find is Irwin still inexplicably fending off Betty Sue. But she is persuasive and the sweet natured Irwin falls to her feminine wiles. The girlfriends watch the whole scene through the window.

Vivian Valentine is smoking in this scene. She’s pretty, with natural, girl-next-door looks and long dark pigtails. Her tits are smallish, but real, firm and mouthwatering. Her body is tight, with a nice ass and neatly trimmed bush above a pretty pussy. She inhales Joel’s bone, and then he spreads her out and licks her pussy.

They fuck in several positions including reverse cowgirl and spoon, but it’s the doggy style that really made me hard. It’s well shot, Vivian’s pussy looks fantastic, and the dark, claustrophobic lighting and gritty feel of the room really stimulate the senses. You can smell the sweat and cum. At the end, Vivian strokes Joel’s big cock until he unloads on her face in amazing, super-fucking-hot spurts. I love it when the girls make the guys cum rather than them having to jerk off. I watched just the cum shot five times and jerked myself off because I didn’t have anyone to do it for me.

Of course the girlfriends are horrified, but rather than burst in and confront Irwin, they decide to wait in the car until morning. When the sun rises they continue to explore the farm and find Tommy doing what? That’s right talking to Precious.

The morning also finds a naked Mr. Chandler receiving a wake up call from Lucy. Actually it’s a wake up blowjob. We finally get to see Gwen Summers in this scene and she doesn’t disappoint.

She is cute with long auburn hair in pigtails (of course) and thick kissable lips. Her body is thin, with a petite frame and tiny titties. As with most girls who have small breasts she has great, rather large, perky nipples. Her landing strip bush unfortunately shows lots of stubble around the crotch but her pretty pink pussy more than makes up for it.

Marc Davis returns the favor by licking her and getting her juices flowing. She rubs her clit and then sits on his face moaning and screaming the whole time. She finally gets on top and her small body looks like she’ll be split in half. Marc gets two fingers in her ass as she rides him. He plows her on her back and doggy style with lots of spanking and hair pulling. At one point she has a crimson hand print on each ass cheek. The noisy, juicy fuck scene comes to an end when he unloads himself on her face. I guess she’ll feel better now. But will Tommy be up to the task in the future? And what if he finds out?

Lucy is not the only cockadoodle doer in the morning. Bobbie Jo has made muffins and coffee to tempt Gordy since he rebuffed her last time. As she is explaining why her muffins taste so good the wandering girlfriends find them and peep in the barn door. Apparently Bobbie Jo has a natural scent of vanilla that gives her muffin that extra touch. Gordy finally gives in and eats it, her muffin, not the pastry.

Shaena also serves up a great blow job with an extra side of ball rubbing. She gets fucked on a hay bale (finally some barn sex!) with one long leg on Dale’s shoulder. Her tight body looks good and the earth tones of the barn accent her sweaty skin. Towards the end of the scene she gets on top and scissors Dale’s pole before he jerks a big load into her open mouth. She cleans it up with her tongue. This scene put a lump in my shorts again.

So now the girlfriends are in the same boat. They both saw their boyfriends cheating with the irresistible farmer’s daughters. What to do? Of course, fuck someone else and don’t tell the boys. Secret revenge keeps on giving, and it gives us a hot threesome.

They find the reluctant Tommy and take advantage of him. “Uh, I got chores to do”, he meekly protests. But a woman scorned, etc, etc. The girlfriends are played by Tasha Hunter and Lola. Tasha has dark brown, long, straight hair, an average face, the kind of girl you could meet at a bar. She’s the only girl in the cast that appears to have fake breasts, but the work is good and they look fantastic. They’re firm and well formed, not a laughable size, with nice round areola and small nipples. She keeps some well trimmed hair around her pussy. Lola has long, black, wavy hair and a large mouth with slightly exotic looks. She has beautiful skin and a neatly trimmed crotch as well. I’ve grown tired of shaved girls and appreciate a little bush, so these girls looked good.

Tasha sits on Evan’s face while Lola slobs his knob. A dildo then suddenly appears, those farmhands are ready for anything, and Tasha takes it in her pussy from Lola while Evan nails Lola doggy style. They fuck outside and in the barn and everyone gets a turn on top. It’s loud, dirty, sweaty sex that will definitely get you off. The girls both look great and Evan does a good job of plowing their fields. He jerks off on both their faces for the finale.

The girlfriends are satisfied, but what of Tommy? Does Lucy still think he’s a pervert? Will nailing these girls make him feel better even if he finds out about Mr. Chandler?

Afterwards we see Lucy going to the barn wearing a pretty purple dress with purple ribbons in her hair. It matches exactly the ribbons that Precious the sheep wears throughout the film. Lucy’s makeup is impeccable and she looks fantastic, by far the best scene for any of the girls. She pretends to ignore Tommy and tells Precious about her feelings for him. Will Tommy make an honest woman out of her? Will they tell each other about their recent escapades? I won’t ruin it for you; you’ll have to find out for yourself.

This film is great stroke material and also fun to watch. The individual clips are excellent on their own, but it’s a total package if that’s what you’re looking for. The inside scenes are mostly dark and dirty, very erotic, and feel like you’re doing something wrong. The outside sex is also good with nice framing and sound.

As a sexual archetype, farm girls are one of my favorites. The combination of innocence and raw lust is powerful, and sex outdoors or in barns feels voyeuristic. I really like that almost all the girls are natural, both in breasts and makeup, as this adds to the illusion. Huge fake tits and porn star makeup would definitely take away from the fantasy.

Finally, while I don’t usually care too much about what the guys are doing, Evan Stone’s character is funny and charming. I thought he gave a good performance. Gwen Summers was also good and was very alluring in a farm girl way, especially the last scene in the purple dress. Don't miss this one!

Great stuff, 4.5 stars out of 5.

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