Homegrown 596 Bloopers is more like "Homebored 5.96 Bloopers".

I laughed a lot more when I saw Hillary and Obama throwing trash at each other than here.

First of all, this is logically a compilation, and the director/mastermind behind this project (Jim Powers I think) gives us an introduction of the video, but he starts to feel like telling you the whole movie before you can actually watch it and he does, it's like I want to tell you a joke so I explain the joke to you before I start telling it. Then, there's this old guy jerking off with a dildo up his ass for about 2 or 3 minutes and you start guessing what's gonna happen, but NOTHING HAPPENS!! The guy's just jerking off with a dildo up his ass!!!

So I start wishing a 18" dildo on the ass of the project's mastermind. Then, you watch this old lady, she's like a 102 years old asking for cock and like telling you her fantasy, and you're like "OK, what's with this perverted old bag?, and keep waiting for some laughs"

Then, there's a couple of scenes where a dog jumps in scene, trying to suck cock in the first scene and pussy in the second, this is actually funny and it's the only decent laughs you're gonna get for your minutes.

Then there's this scene where the guy is fucking a girl in doggy style and she's so tight that the condom comes off and he just buries his pee-pee uncovered in the girl's unaware pussy, of course later she finds out and it looks like it's not funny to her.

Also you can see a couple of scenes with oddities, like a woman who can pop out her pussy inside out, or the guy who is doing a treesome with two girls and I bet they're so lame at sucking cock that he starts sucking it himself and cuming in his own mouth, Scene 4 in Yappo's edition if you wanna take a peek.

And just to make matters worst the subtitles introducing you CAMERA BUMPS, and you go all: "finally, some actual reason to laugh now!!" and then the compilation of camera bumps start and it's like a fucking camera tap, it's not a fucking bump!! it's like a gentle tap!!l

the kind of tap you give your woman's jaw when she warns you there's no more food for you in the fridge because you didn't remember the wedding aniversary!! (of course you might end up interviewed by the police even though it was just a tap). Moving on, moving on.

Asia Carrera sucked cock her entire life, but this movie sucks more!! Save your money (or precious, adorable, Yappo minutes that may never come back because RICH may not pay attention to your account... SNIFF, SNIFF) and move on.

Watch Meet the Spartans and you'll see barechested men and Carmen Electra playing sexy, and definitely will laugh much more than here!!

I learned the hard way, but if you wanna try at least to see the guy sucking his own cock...

ENJOY!!!

Zacarias Blanco out...


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