Carolina Jones DVD Review

I was getting ready to go out and see “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” with a couple of buddies of mine last weekend and I had some time to kill. So, tooling around the Yappo site (what do YOU do with your free time, hmmm?), I came across “Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant.”
Since I was already in the archaeology/adventure frame of mind, and had the desire to rub one out, I decided to watch Adam and Eve Pictures’ latest flick. I was entirely happy that I had, because I, like an adventurous archeologist, unearthed a treasure – at least one previously unknown to me.
The fuck flick begins with Carolina, affably played by Ava Rose, skulking around in the shadows of a medieval-style monk castle. She stumbles across a torture room with the torturer (Steve Holmes) having his way with a fucking gorgeous blonde (Nikki Blond) while an equally fucking gorgeous blonde lies tied up on a table, ostensibly waiting her turn to be ravaged.
The scene with Steve and Nikki is hot, hot, hot! She’s a great cocksucker and the fucking is equally up to par. Holmes hammers Blond repeatedly until each is spent. Without giving too much away, they’re part in the movie cums to an end soon after that.
Now, the other equally fucking gorgeous hot blonde turns out to be the treasure. It’s Bree Olson, who I had never had the pleasure of seeing before but after seeing her and her many gifts in this flick, I am a fan for life.
Bree plays Dixie, southern girl with a heart of gold, great fucking tits and a hot ass to match! After being rescued by Carolina and escaping from the castle, Dixie convinces Carolina to allow her to tag along after Carolina gets a telegram from daddy (“Indy Jones”) informing her that the Covenant had been stolen.
The scene shifts to an extremely wealthy guy’s bedroom, where he is having his pick from three hot hookers to plunder for the evening. The guy, who we later come to know as John Brody (played by James Brossman) makes his selection – Hooker #1 – a brunette with rockin’ body played by Roxy Panther. She sucks cock like a Hoover to shag carpet and takes her sweet time with it. Brody has the hooker in many, many pleasurable ways – another great scene.
It turns out J.B. (John Brody/James Brossman – wonder how that worked out?) is a priceless black market art dealer who has a history with Carolina as the only lover she’s ever had. However, before we find that out, Bree finally gets into the act. As Dixie, she seduces one of the guards outside J.B.’s house so Carolina can sneak in. Y’know, say what you will, there’s just something about a buxom babe in pigtails sucking cock that just does me in – again and again. Dixie makes great use of her shaved pussy and sweet mouth.
She’s a decent cocksucker but a world-class fuck. And – bonus! – she’s very vocal. Her scene with the guard (Alex) features lots of positions and amazing close-ups.
So, back in J.B.’s bedroom, the hooker blindfolds J.B. and slowly starts to writhe on his cock. He rewards her with a nice cream pie in the face. Carolina shoos the hooker away and begins to torture him to find out what he knew about the missing Ark. After Carolina extracts the information she was looking for, she finishes off the torture by drizzling honey on J.B.’s cock and smashing a huge ant farm he had under glass in his bedroom. I’ve had some aunts (distant, please – I’m not a family fucker) I wants crawling all over my cock, but not this kind!
On the road to Israel to find Klaus, a German bastard who has taken the Ark, Dixie gives Carolina, who is remorseful about the state of her love life, some sage advice: “You gotta pussy, doncha? Use it of lose it!” Beautiful, hot, smart – the complete package!
So, after a fitful night in her hotel bed, Carolina takes Dixie’s advice and fucks the shit out of the hotel clerk, played by David Perry. She gives him a decent blow job and rides him and gets ridden well during a long fuck scene,  which was finished with the clerk dumping his load all over Ava’s perky little tits.
As they attempt to sneak into the compound where Klaus had absconded to with the Ark, Carolina and Dixie run into Rick, played by Karim, who also happens to be Dixie’s estranged husband (imagine how that could have happened).
Needless to say, Carolina, Bree, Rick and, of course, “Indy” save the day. Immediately afterward, Carolina decides that “I’ve got a marriage to save,” telling Rick and Dixie that “the key to a lasting relationship is trust and communication. How who wants to find my Holy Grail?”
Carolina and Dixie takes turns fucking and sucking (and sucking and fucking)  Rick. And, finally, thanks to the new love of my life – Bree Olson – we get some anal at the end of the flick, all occurring while Karim eats out Ava’s pussy.
Unfortunately, there was no girl-on-girl action between Bree Olson and Ava Rose in this one, even though it was alluded to. Karim finishes cumming all over both girls’ faces.
Porno parodies tend to be to be pretty stiff (pun intended) and the plot sometimes gets in the way of a good fucking. But, overall, I really enjoyed “Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant.” I discovered a new favorite porn star – Bree Olson – saw some pretty good cock sucking, hardcore cunt fucking and even a teensy bit of anal (love ya, Bree!). I highly recommend this for fans of the genre or hot fucking blondes everywhere.



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