When a raven, long-haired Audrey Bitoni began "Fetish Fucks" by saying, "I'm getting ready for the man in my living room. He's all tied up," I had high hopes. I was soon disappointed when I saw the "restrained" man. It was clear this film was made to appeal to men who were thinking about venturing into the waters of BDSM but not to the point of actually getting restrained and punished.

His "restraints"- hands tied behind his back and gag in his mouth- looked like strips of black garbage bag, though to be fair they could have been latex. Audrey mounted her plaything, who was on his knees, and kissed him through his gag. I appreciate as much as the next girl kissing/foreplay and lovelorn whimpering in my porn, but for something titled "Fetish Fucks" I expect to see dude get smacked around.

The only thing that came close to "fetish" in this video was the attempt made at dressing Audrey in fetish-wear: a green long-sleeved shirt that displayed her great tits (as far as fake tits go) but only reminded the viewer of a leprechaun. The rest of the outfit was borderline naughty schoolgirl: fishnet thigh-highs held up with garters.

I want to see my fetish performers in true BDSM fetish gear: leather and studs that show they mean business.

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