'Barely Legal' Babes not exactly Barely Legal: Hot, but Boring!

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• By JoeyKnish JoeyKnish
• Published 06/21/2008
• Straight , Ass , Big Tit , Anal , Blowjob , Teen Sex (18 and over) , Fetish , Oral Sex , Cumshot , Big Cock , Small Tits , Outdoor Sex , Cum Facial , Hustler
• Review Rating: Review Unrated

• DVD Title: Barely Legal: Little Panty Fuck Fest 2
• Studio: Hustler
• Performers: Jenna Haze, Samantha Rose, Kendra Devons, Lindsey, Ariel Laine, Alexia Riley, Barry Scott, Van Damag

• Pros: This is Hustler. Expect high end production and quick and simple fucking and sucking. If you're not into gonzo, this is for you; look forward ti nice "visuals." In other words, you're not going to find a pasty and hairy ex-Jiffy Luber working a shaky camera in some POV, one-man (and one woman) gonzo show. The girls are gorgeous, and the settings ain't bad either. But don't expect much plot. Other than the odd, and amazingly silly "Dear Barely Legal" monologue ripped straight from the magazines, there isn't much filler between the fucking. Hustler knows what you want, and provides it. But most of all, Jenna Haze, Jenna Haze, Jenna Haze. She sure didn't get where she is because of her charity work! In other words, she could be playing in the NHL and still give legions of fans hard ons.
• Cons: "Something for everyone" also means pissing, in one instance. I don't doubt that some people won't enjoy this; I wasn't particularly aroused. Moreover, some of the music choices are not only poor, but downright un-sexy. Wild West-movie-sounding harmonica music in the beginning? Rock-techno that sounds like it's from an ITT Tech commercial? You got it. Speaking of which, not only do some of the girls sound way older than 18 - or sound more like 25 year olds "bitching" about their "mean parents," but a quick IMDB lookup proves that some of the girls ARE in their mid-twenties! Not exactly barely legal. Jenna Haze is 26, and the first girl to appear looks like she's in grad school, not high school, if you know what I mean. An annoying southern accent that comes and goes sure doesn't help, either! Kendra Devons sure looks the part, though, although she's probably about 20 now.
• Bottom Line: All in all, if you're looking for a quick fix, featuring women of questionable age who've neither been in the porn business for two weeks nor are two weeks from graduating to the MILF division of porn, this is for you. The production value is high, the girls are pretty, and the action is to the point and they sure don't waste time; this is Hustler, best in the biz, after all. But, if there is such a thing, " Barely Legal: Little Panty Fuck Fest 2" is boring porn. It's sort of uninspired and not particularly creative. But it sure gets the job done. Worth a watch if you need a hit, but nothing to die for, or better yet, bust more than a few nuts over!
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