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Jackie & Jill begins on a sun-drenched day in the Valley, as we move in to of one of those white mansions on the north side of the hills.   Inside, Kira Kener (Jackie) hurries half-dressed down the stairs.  She’s wearing only a black g-string, and she manages to rush to the stove and flip her eggs with one hand while she fastens the back of her purple bra with the other.  Someone call Cirque du Soleil!  Kira’s recent troubles in the adult world should not get in the way of her landing a contortionist gig. 

The show’s over soon as she slips on jeans and black t-shirt.  Too much dressing causes her to burn her breakfast.  Let that be a lesson to you ladies.  (Forgive the crude sexism of that joke – I couldn’t resist.)

She’s out the door and on the job, which is taking paparazzi photos of Julie Robbins and Anthony Hardwood having a secret poolside kiss at yet-another gorgeous Valley mansion.  A rival photographer (Nick Manning) comes upon her (in the nonsexual way, you filthy-minded twit) and they agree to a casual non-competition.

The action by the pool heats up.  Julie, top off and now wearing only red panties and the obligatory fuck-me pumps, lies on a chaise lounge sucking hard on Nick’s cock.  She’s got lovely brown hair, a gorgeous body with full breasts, and a presence that’s an interesting mix of girl-next-door looks and rich bitch attitude. Some nice dirty talk and continued sucking, then a fast switcheroo to cunnilingus, moving swiftly to intense finger action, and a dual vaginal-anal probe.  He employs separate hands and fingers for each orifice, so good to see he’s practicing safe sex.

After priming the pump, Anthony inserts his cock from behind, and gives Julie some nice  hard doggy-style action.  The dirty talk reveals that the gym-hardened surfer dude is not her husband!  I know, I know – these Vivid plots are so completely surprising.  Then, unsurprisingly, Anthony complies with her dirty talk and fucks her hard.  They switch to cowgirl, then move to anal. At last, he finishes over her waiting mouth. A fairly strong cumshot over her face and shoulder, then lovely post-blast sucking.

In the photo shop of a tabloid magazine, the editor doles out praise to Nick for “his” photos.  The jealous Kira enters the scene, and learns the hard lesson that nice girls finish last. 

Next, we see the hard-edged Jill (Lezley Zen), who’s also bummed out by her job as assistant to an egotistical ex-porn star (director Paul Thomas), who’s signing his memoirs.  Thankfully, the porn gods smile on her and a deliveryman (Gavin Marx) shows up.  She quickly escorts him into the back room of the bookstore and yanks off her cream colored jacket and pants, as well as her black panties and half of her black bra.  He takes the clue and moves into some intense cunnilingus on her pierced, trimmed pussy.  Great moaning and presence from Lezley.  Unlike so many kewpie dolls of porn, she has the quality of a mature, worldly woman.  Let’s appreciate that, folks.

She returns the favor with an intense blow job-cum-hand job.  The moans, intensity, and action never let up.   God Damn.  One of these from her and a guy would be set for life.

She moves to reverse CG, riding his cock hard, the bra down around her waist as her gorgeous enhanced breasts bounce.  Lezley is so hard-boiled that when she drops to her knees for the comeshot and the poor shlub hesitates, she packs up her things and dashes out, leaving him (and us) dissatisfied to say the least.

Back at Kira’s house, a montage has her greeting several internet blind dates at the door, all of them dull, boring, apologetic, or otherwise inadequate. Cross cut with Lezley at a friend’s house, sharing her own lovelorn stories. 

The stars or the plot must be aligned because both ladies meet in front of a speed-dating storefront, observe some scary-looking guys enter, and decide to hightail it out of there.  “Jackie and Jill” are together at last, and they share horrible dating stories in the park. Then it comes out that Lezley’s had bi experience but Kira hasn’t.  Lezley gives Kira her number, but Kira is unconvinced.

At a dinner party, Lezley’s friend keeps trying to set her up.  Back at Kira’s, she has to give the bum’s rush to yet another blind date loser.  This sends her over the brink and she calls for Lezley.  Unfortunately for her, Lezley’s in the middle of getting her pussy eaten out at the dinner party.  (Damn, don’t you  wish all dinner parties ended this way?)  The call of the Asian bombshell is too much for Lezley to resist, and she bows out of the action.

Her blond friend, Karina, is now left with 2 guys (Chris Cannon and buddy), who being typical males, barely notice that Lezley’s even left.  The boys work on her pussy and breasts.  Soon, Karina grabs for a cock and takes it into her mouth, alternating this with nice hand action.  She then moves on to sucking the other dude, as the last vestiges of everyone’s clothes come off. 

We move into a combination doggy fuck from one guy and bj for the other.  Then a switch to mish for the first guy and bj for the second.  Karina is really getting into it, as she moans and squirts a huge spout.   The dudes straddle her face and get ready for a double comeshot.  She ups the climax by spouting again, simultaneously with their dual shots.  Amazing coordination on that!  Cirque du Soleil can forget about Kira!

Kira and Lezley take a walk by the pier and continue their griping about men.  Kira proves that she’s a tease with both sexes and leaves Lezley with just a kiss.  In a montage, Lezley keeps getting rebuffed by Kira just when things start heating up.  Poor Lezley is frustrated continually with the female equivalent of blue balls.  Kira, Lezley Zen is totally hot!  What’s your problem???

Finally, Jackie and Jill go at it on her couch.  Lezley’s got on a sexy burgundy bra while Kira looks cute in a short skirt and sexy black bra.  Lezley is still the gentle aggressor to shy Kira.  She lovingly kisses Kira’s neck, breasts and nipples.  The g/g here is gently intense which makes it all the more real-seeming. Lezley softly licks Kira, peeling away her skirt and everything else.  The action moves to the bedroom, where Lezley inserts a pink dildo into Kira, who finally starts to enjoy herself and moan with pleasure.  Her pussy is trimmed and gorgeous, and I don’t need to tell you about her breasts.

Lezley alternates dildo and mouth action, then the ladies trade places and Kira fingers Lezley’s pussy while Lezley assists. Kira insets a huge flesh colored dildo and Lezley rotates sideways for it.  She moans loudly as Kira keeps it up. Then Kira uses the dildo to fuck Lezley doggy style.  Lezley returns the favor with intense finger action to Kira that leaves the Asian beauty squealing with delight. The pair finishes in a sexy kiss, beautiful nude bodies entwined.  Good scene.

Well, we’re only at 4 scenes now, so the movie gets some filler sex from Lily Thai and Kurt Lockwood, the engaged friends of Kira.  Kurt’s a tattooed guy with a black tee and jeans.  Lily’s an exotic bronze skinned island girl with an athletic frame, dark brown hair, and small but curvy breasts with tiny dark nipples.  Her pink slip and red bra come off as he covers her naked body in flower petals (how romantic!), then lies her down on the couch and eats her dark pussy.  Lily’s nipples get hard with desire and she switches to a nice, gf-style blowjob.  She lets her hair down and rides him reverse CG, before the couple switches to mish. Kurt fucks her hard on the couch mish – then he fucks her hard on the couch spoon-style.  He finishes with a solid cumshot right into her mouth, dribbling down her chin.

Lezley drops in on Kira at work and meets the aforementioned Rick.  He takes off and naturally a jealous fight breaks out.  Lezley is mad about Kira’s inability to commit.  At last, Kira gives in and invites Lezley to the wedding, where Rick hits on Kira again.  He turns out to be a sweet guy after all.  Kira turns him down as Lezley intrudes. The two ladies bond with some tender relationship talk. 

But it is clear that Kira is pulling away, and she rebuffs further seduction attempts by the frustrated Lezley.  Kira’s excuse is that she’s busy with work, but we know what the real reason is.  Lezley gives her an ultimatum.

After finishing her work, Kira arrives home and is shocked to find Lezley sucking some guy’s cock.  Hey, after the crap Kira’s put her through, you can’t blame her.  Nevertheless, Kira feels entitled to start a shouting match with Lezley.  It’s breakup time.

Six months later, Kira is now the one at the book signing.  Lezley is now her assistant, but no longer her lover.  Photographer Rick shows up, and renews his romance with Kira.  Finally, the Kira b/g scene comes.  It’s outdoors at Rick’s home.  Kira has on a sexy pink party dress and fuck me pumps.  The two make out on a chaise lounge, Kira’s gorgeous breasts bursting out of their top.  He helps them along with his mouth and hands, then proceeds to her pussy.  True to his sweet guy nature, his cunnilingus style is more loving than hot ‘n heavy.  He still manages to get her worked up enough to whine with pleasure. 

He stands before her and she deepthoats him as he clutches the back of her head.  The bj is way too short-lived.  He quickly moves on to a standing doggy fuck of her.  She seems a bit more into it than he does.  (Can you say, “Statue?”)  Dude, c’mon, it’s Kira!

The pair switches to mish and the camerawork gets a bit too “medical” for my liking.  The mish, too, is short lived, and we are back with standing doggy style.  He fucks her very hard indeed, slamming into her while she screams.   Then, we cut back to mish for the cumshot.  He shoots on her pussy.

The film closes with Kira and Lezley at a café.  The pair admire Rick’s photographic work.  The two ladies share a kiss and a bittersweet goodbye. 

 


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