This wasn’t the best Wicked Pictures movie that I have seen. I didn’t laugh too much nor was I entertained more than I was bored. I don’t know if it was the script or the direction of Red Ezra that made this flick a snore in some places. The scenes with Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan and Jezebelle Bond kept my attention so I gave the movie a 4, because of their hot sex. It was a lovely cast ensemble with Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Charmane, Bunny Luv, Gina Ryder, Allysin Chaynes, TJ Hart, Isabella, Jon Morgan, Kelsey Hart, Herschel Savage and Dillon Day. But the movie lacked arousal potential.

 

Fast Cars and Tiki Bars-Voodoo, The French Guy, Pounds Nicole Sheridan’s Ass

Voodoo is dressed in tropical wear and getting ready to eat a frozen dinner. There’s commentary about the good living of 50s and 60s was Polynesian life.

 

The scene changes to the good life. Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo, they’re in a Tiki Bar meeting for the first time. Voodoo is a French guy and Nicole is fascinated. She plays a ditzy blond well. She says she knows some French. She says a couple quotes, which the Tiki statue behind them, who is a smartass, interprets Nicole’s French. And the sex begins.

 

Nicole says, “I’ve never had a French cock?”

Voodoo informs her, “Us French are very well endowed.” I don’t know about that, but Voodoo is blessed. Down goes Nicole’s hand into Voodoo’s pants. “Oh!” She likes what she’s discovered.

 

Nicole says, “She wants to lick it and suck it.” She’s sucking his cock like a champ with lots of spit and tapping it on her tongue.

 

The Tiki statue says, “Oh yeah baby, suck that cock.” This makes me laugh. I like to laugh as I watch porn.

 

The blowjob goes on for awhile. Voodoo’s moaning and Nicole’s moaning and swallowing the dick, flicking the tip with her tongue.

 

Voodoo is eating some pussy and we can’t see any of it, because the camera is aimed at his Head! Oh, Voodoo moves to the side and we get to see a little of Voodoo’s talent. Voodoo licks his fingers and sinks them into Nicole’s pussy. Lucky girl!

 

I don’t know who was in charge of wardrobe today, but the Jackie O pink pillbox hat that Nicole is sporting has to go. It’s distracting me. The grandma bra, not a turn on, where’s the demi bras with lace? Or just take it off.

 

Their fucking and close-up shot of Voodoo slamming Nicole and she has on black fishnet stockings, very hot, but it would be hotter without the HAT and Bra. Nicole’s leg is flung over his shoulder as Voodoo is pounding away. It’s always a treat to watch Voodoo in action. Voodoo sizzles!

 

Finally, grandma bra gone and we feast our eyes on fake C’s. Anal sex and Nicole is on top facing the camera. Visual is good and no obstructions. “Fuck me,” Voodoo is yelling. Nicole is moaning and yelling “Fuck Yeah!” as Voodoo’s giant cock is hammering Nicole’s backside. “Yeah fuck my ass,” Nicole orders.

 

Music is too loud and I can’t hear the actors moaning and groaning. I know Voodoo’s a screamer. Nicole is doing a good job shrieking over the music. She’s a trooper taking a big cock in her ass. Voodoo is very blessed. I can understand why Nicole won the AVN award for Best Anal Scene. She looks like she’s enjoying it and not in pain. Nicole’s funny and spunky. I like that it makes the porn even more entertaining.

 

“You going to cum, Yeah fuck my ass with that big cock, Fuck It! Yeah!” Nicole’s moaning and rubbing out an orgasm as Voodoo slams her booty. She’s screaming, tossing her head back.

 

Now Nicole is leaned over on the table and Voodoo is pounding her backside. Zoom shot of his dick going into her rear.  Wide shots and close ups of action. “Fuck it hard; fuck my ass, Fuck It!” Nicole shouts. Zoom camera is in there aimed at Nicole’s backdoor and Voodoo’s dick. Tiki statue booms “Come on get it over with.”

 

“French fries not French cum,” Nicole says. What? Who thought up that line? Voodoo shoots his cum all over her mouth and tits. Slow mo of the cum shot, in case, you missed anything. Nice. Close up of Nicole licking Voodoo’s dick with cum all over her face. Voodoo is moaning and groaning in the background. She has a big smile on her pretty face and looks at the camera, “Viva La France.”

 

Fast Cars and Tiki Bars – Naughty Calendar Pin Up Girl, Kelsey Hart and Herschel Savage

Commentary about how life shouldn’t be all work and how every blue collar worker has had thoughts of the naughty Calendar pin up girl. Herschel Savage, the mechanic is working on a car when all of a sudden he starts to fantasize about a pin up girl, Kelsey Hart.

 

Kelsey slinks out of a car. She’s dressed in Leather and thigh high boots. The poses are sexy as she fondles her breasts, hikes her dress to show her ass. Now, the pin up is real and the mechanic is in for a fun, fast ride as she strokes his socket wrench.

 

Fondling and kissing. Kelsey strips off her dress and she’s wearing a black bustier and black and white checked panties. Clever! Match the wardrobe with the scene. Kelsey’s on her knees sucking Herschel’s big dick. Music is too loud again. We can hear some moaning from the pin up. She rubs the tip of his cock on her nipple. Spit sliding down his dick as she blows it. She’s wearing patent leather gloves as she strokes his cock. “Does that feel good?” Kelsey asks.

 

The sex scene was kinda dull. It’s the usual sucking cock, eating pussy then fucking starts. Kelsey’s on top then missionary then blah, blah, blah. I wasn’t inspired to get horny during this scene. Maybe because the music was too loud or the way the scene was shot. Hmm. I don’t know.

 

Just as I’m starting to snooze. Out comes a tool and Herschel sticks it in Kelsey’s ass! You’ve got my attention. I wonder if it hurts as it’s slid into Kelsey’s bum. Out goes the tool and now to Anal sex! Bring back the tool that was more interesting.

 

Fast Cars and Tiki Bars – Allysin Chaynes, the Housewife Gets Freaky With Jonathan Morgan

Housewife, Allysin Chaynes, vacuuming in some wild patterned dress. Allysin gets hot and takes the dress off. She’s dressed in a white lace bra and garter. Commentary, “What would you rather be doing?” as housewife vacuums, “Touch yourself.”

 

Scene changes to Allysin&

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Jon starts lubing her ass with his finger. Again music is too loud, you can hear a few moans and groans from her. She’s on top facing camera. Camera angles are good; you don’t have to guess what’s happening. Jon’s tearing up that pussy. She has on a black, silky camisole and thigh, high black nylons with shimmering diamonds and naughty black boots. She’s loud and we can hear her moaning above the loud music. She’s got her ass in the air for Jon to slam her pussy then riding on top facing Jon, There’s some ass smacking. Quick change positions to get that jiz shot to the face and it’s a mouthful for the naughty housewife then you get to watch her suck Jon’s cock with all that cum in her mouth.

 

Fast Cars and Tiki Bars – Randy Spears, Gina Ryder, Brad Armstrong, and Charmane

Two guys, Randy Spears and Brad Armstrong and two girls, Gina Ryder and Charmane doing the limbo. Girls are dressed in grass skirts, coconuts cover their tits and flower leis around their neck and head. Gina Ryder is a lovely, dark haired beauty with wild curls. Charmane is a luscious Asian delight. Guys are dressed in Hawaiian shirts and leis. They don’t waste time and the kissing and sucking cock begins. Of course, the guys don’t stop the naughty island girls from sucking their meat. Close up shots of the beautiful girls’ faces as they give blowjobs. Girls swap cocks.

 

Penis poking pussy and the girls’ coconuts have been removed, but everyone still has their leis on. Are the leis a symbolic message? They wear leis as their getting laid? Again music is too loud and only the girls can be heard screaming their love moans.

 

Gina and Brad are having sex on top of the bar with jiggling fake D boobs. Interesting! Randy has Charmane bouncing on top of him while he lies on a table. Her boobs are natural B’s. The girls still have on their grass skirts. This was not a necessary visual prop. Their just getting in the way. Various positions happening while fucking in a tiki bar. Gina gets her tush reamed by Brad.

 

The scene spices up with two girls and one cock. Gina and Charmane are sliding their mouth and tongues up and down Randy’s dick and when they reach the head they tongue each other. Cum shot to both mouths. Now, Brad gets the same mouth and tongue action that Randy got. It was more fun watching it the first time. Totally unexpected. Gina jerks Brad’s cock to get the jiz shot to their mouth. Girls kiss and share the cum.

 

Fast Cars and Tiki Bars – Jezebelle Bond Solo Loving in A Beauty Parlor

In the beauty parlor Jezebelle Bond is getting her hair done dressed in a patent, leather, hot pink dress with a poodle on the skirt. I perk up! Jezebelle is so hot with her dark pixy cut with bangs. Her dark hair is a beautiful contrast to her milky skin. My kinda gal.

 

Jezebelle starts rubbing her self. Oh, Jez has on some naughty stripper heels. She lubes up her fingers and rubs that pussy. This is a hot scene watching Jezebelle pleasure herself. Actually, Jezebelle is just sizzling. I could stare at her for hours and she doesn’t have to be doing anything. She has her legs high in the air and fingering her pussy occasionally lubing them up with her tongue. Jezebelle has rollers in her hair, but she still looks delicious.

 

Now we get to watch Jezebelle take off her panties while her luscious, big bum is facing the camera shaking slowly back and forth. She takes out a clear dildo with a pink hue to it and eagerly sucks on it. Fucking herself with the dildo. Yeah!! Camera man gives you a clear shot of the Jezebelle’s pussy swallowing the dildo and of her beautiful bod. Camera slithers up Jezebelle’s body to her pretty, school girl face. Yum.

 

Jezebelle takes the dildo out of her pussy and sucks it like a loli.

 

Fast Cars and Tiki Bars – All Girl Play with Jezebelle, Bunny Luv, and Isabella

Enter Jezebelle and the fun begins. The girls Bunny Luv and Isabella start rubbing on Jezebelle. Lingerie is flying off. Jezebelle keeps on her pretty, pink thigh highs with a lace top. The girls slither around on the bed as they fondle each other. Nipple sucking and pussy munching. The girls are lying in a triangle so they can feast on each other’s cunt. Camera zooms in close on this action.

 

Position change, Jezebelle is lying on the bed with Isabella on her face and Bunny eating her pussy. Just the visual stimulation in this scene is, well, STIMULATING. Isabella has nice natural C’s. Perky!! This scenes is scorching, because the girls are really into this lesbian loving. But for me it would have been more fun if it was Jezebelle facing the camera. With her body smacked against the headboard, I could have feasted my eyes on her lovely form.

 

Bunny’s fucking Jezebelle and Isabella with dildos at the same time. They have their ass to the camera. Close up shots of bums and the girls’ faces. Bunny has nice natural C’s and takes the dildos out and the girls lick them clean.

 

Fast Cars and Tiki Bars – TJ Hart Blond and Dillon Day Sun Tanning on the Beach

TJ Hart has her blond hair in braids. She fantasizes about her boyfriend, Dillon Day, taking her picture on the beach. Fling! There goes her bikini top. This is neat film on film. We watch her strip through the lens of the camera the boyfriend has. She’s got her rump to the camera. She’s rubbing it and poking her pussy.

 

Blowjob! Dillon is leaning against the jeep while TJ sucks his cock. She lies back in the back of the vehicle so he can lick that pussy. Fake bird goes flying by. At least Wicked Pictures tried to make it an authentic beach scene.

 

Fucking in the back of the jeep with TJ’s leg flung over Dillon’s shoulder. Fake bird flies by again. Camera shots are tight. TJ is moaning loud and squirming around. I think she came. It’s a very sunny day and the palm trees are fake. The music is not so loud in this scene so we can hear him and her moaning. Stimulating! Fake bird goes by again.

 

TJ gets on top and squeezes his balls as she slides that dick in. Nice visual of him sitting in the back of the jeep and she’s bouncing up and down on his cock while standing. TJ’s tits are fake C’s, but nice to stare at. She has a deep dark tan. They kiss as she’s riding him.

 

Anal sex with the camera zoomed in tight on TJ’s booty. Interesting she’s leaned over a beach ball while he’s jabbing her butt. She’s pretty vocal. “Oh, that’s nice,” she whispers with her eyes shut.

 

Jiz shot all over her back. The first shot went flying I think over her head. Where’s that bird it could have caught the sperm?

 

If you have any Wicked fantasies, maybe Red Ezra can spin them into something fun that involves Fast Cars and Tiki Bars. And you can sexually play with Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Jezebelle Bond, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Charmane, Bunny Luv, Gina Ryder, Allysin Chaynes, TJ Hart, Isabella, Jon Morgan, Kelsey Hart, Herschel Savage and Dillon Day on a beach, with a dildo or whatever fulfills your daydream.


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