Ass Like Whoa I have to back up here for the sake of anal-holics (myself included) and ass fans everywhere. The title, Ass Like Whoa, refers more to the sizable asses of each strumpet than the amounts of anal sex therein. If you're more into ass plundering than ass adoring, scene four is all anal and the FMFM simulataneous anal "double whammy" in the final scene will certainly do it for you. 

The opening scene is a scorcher which sets the pace for the film's duration. We get the bootylicious tag team of Luscious Lopez and Jezabelle Bond getting very coozey...er...cozy with each other in electric pink and blue fence-net tops and cheek-baring bottoms. Luscious is an understatement because she is the true definition of thicka than a snicka with her juicy natural tits, slender waist, ample hips & ass and brickhouse thighs. Tatted-up Jezabelle is very easy on the eyes with a slight resemblance to the legendary Jenna Fine, a sweet round ass and the body of a dancer (the exotic variety). The ladies flip a coin to see who gets Mr. Pete's thick rod first: Luscious wins. Everyone wins when both ladies make those fine asses clap! Mr. Pete joins in, playfully slapping ass and sticking his tongue where needed (both ladies do a great job of that throughout the scene). Jezabelle fingers and eats Luscious's pussy and ass while she sucks Pete's cock. Pete buries his face in Luscious's ass, then has his way with both face-fucking freaks.

This scene is one kinetic parade of squat-fucking, face-sitting and pussy-to-mouth that is sure to please! Having been disappointed by some of the FMF scenes I've reviewed as of late (Rocco's Nasty Tails 8 and Katsuni: Video Nasty come to mind - both good movie overall, though), you gotta love this one because regardless of who's getting fucked, the other has her face or fingers buried in ass. There is something to be said for the three-headed fuck Hydra effect of Mr. Pete deep dicking Luscious while holding Jezabelle's face next to hers (with Jezabelle furiously flicking Luscious's clit). This is a remarkable scene worthy of 5 stars on its own for the myriad of pleasurable and well-visualized acts involved (ex. Luscious deepthroating while licking balls, Pete holding the blue fencenet over Jezabelle's face and kissing her through it briefly before she gets a face-dance from Luscious). Luscious's luscious ass hovers over the fucking pair as they gaze longingly into the almighty ass and choca. She gets into a 69 with the cunt-hungry Jezabelle and begins to work her tongue over the jackhammering melange of pussy, cock and balls.

After thirty solid minutes of pounding, the fuck rotations keep evolving as the puffy twats get stuffed in even more stacks and combinations. Pete finishes both ladies off with an open-mouth facial & swallow and I think I came four times without touching myself. Pete's empty balls be damned, these little minxes still have enough gusto to booty clap. The scene fades to black after an extreme closeup of Jezabelle's inverted exclamation mark. It's been six months but shit, I'm due for a smoke after that one.

Next we get the chocolate freak of nature affectionately known as Cherokee D'Ass. I really don't know how her ass defies gravity but I can tell you that her fucking mass of ass has its own orbit (ass like whoa, or ass like no?). Due to her proportions (think an almost cartoonish Hottentot Venus), Cherokee is in her own category and escapes the "thicka than a snicka" tag. How that ass doesn't fully shake off or absorb her blue bikini bottom is beyond me, but her booty clapping tease is one for the ages. Handsome, massive membered James Deen is the right porn stud for this job. Seeing him take hold of those enormous cheeks and upfuck Cherokee with authority made me an even bigger fan of his than I was. She's a very vocal fuck and James keeps it that way. He does a fine job of oiling D'Ass (as she sits backwards on a chair, Mr. Pete can't help but get his "one free hand" in there) and slapping those cheeks before burying his bone in her bald coochie again. In spite of her open mouth, James blasts a load all over the side of her face and the scene ends with one more look of those swaying chocolate mounds of ass flesh.

The third scene starts with big bootied cutie Tia Sweets jogging down a road wearing a purple sweatsuit. After a fake ass thug unsuccessfully tries to pick her up, she arrives at the doorstep of Mr. Pete. The young hottie is an exotic mix of black and Puerto Rican with fair skin, light brown eyes and sandy brown hair. Mr. Pete slips her a mickey and *voila* she's out like a light. An already nude Michael Stefano wakes her up with his rigid tool against her round ass. They play a little round of "hide the hot dog" before she shows off some very sloppy blowjob skills. I must say, I like this pint-sized fucker's smallish tits, bubble ass and that little bit of tummy (sticks out just a tad). Once that blue g-string is tossed aside, Tia goes cowgirl crazy. Foot freaks rejoice as Tia strokes Stefano's thick plug with the soles of her feet, albeit briefly. Her pussy and ass look beautiful as she spreads for Stefano in rear entry. She's not shy to play with that sweet pink nub of a clit in some hot spoon action, either. Open-mouth be damned, Stefano busts his nut all over the side of her face, yet she scoops and swallows in appreciation (that cum glob on her nose is a nice touch).

We finally get to see covergirl Aurora Jolie in action in scene four. Now known as Nikara, this light caramel skinned kitten with an ass like whoa bears a strong resemblance to actress Stacey Dash. *Adaora wipes drool from the corner of her mouth* While thicker than Ms. Dash, this scene should help quench some celebrity sex fantasies for you. She's got nice medium-sized natural tits, a flat tummy adorned by a black waist cincher and a seriously round ass. Lucky stud Michael Stefano wastes no time in eating then inserting his tool into her ass. She cleans and deepthroats the cock with some ass-to-mouth before getting that hole opened some more via cowgirl, missionary, reverse and doggy. Stefano never plows into her balls deep, but her moans and facial expressions during the butt plugging are watch-worthy. She sits on Stefano's face (ever heard of his Buttfaced series?) before he cums on her pretty face. 

The final scene featuring raven-haired Mia Bangg & flaming redhead Trinity Post taking on John Strong & Mr. Pete rocked my socks almost as hard as the Luscious Lopez-Jezabelle Bond-Mr. Pete fuck fest of scene one. Mia's got great natural tits in addition to a nice round tush and Trinity's got perky lil' tits and a bubble butt. The freaky chicks spend a good amount of time playing around, sniffing each other's butts and making it clap for the camera. In a 69 and still in their garter/thong/fishnet fuck gear, Mia's face is fucked, thong pulled aside for twat stuffing and Trinity is right there for ball-licking and PTM cleanup. Sheesh! Before long, both chicks are posted in side-by-side doggy with Strong attacking Mia's ass and Pete filling Trinity's pussy. The action continues at a furious pace as the foursome explores every combination of one-on-one anal banging (oodles and oodles of cowgirl and reverse) before Mia submits her holes to a splendid double penetration. Not one to sit idly by, Trinity plays ATM/PTM cock cleanup before getting her very dp. After another round of dp, they pair off again for frenzied fingering and anal which make both ladies squirt like mad! For a grande finale, the guys bust their loads in the girls' open mouths (note Strong's thick ropes of cum) which they retain for a snowball alternative: one incredibly juicy french kiss. If you can believe it, this scene might be even better than the opening gold-star set.

Ass Like Whoa is two and a half hours of big booty worshipping and adventurous anal. Kudos to Mr. Pete for his direction and all-out performance. The DVD extras feature a photo gallery, cumshot recap and behind the scenes with interviews (Cherokee talks about her first time, Trinity teases, Mia talks about her name), Luscious & Jezabelle having outdoor fun with the crew and more.

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