Flirts 3 - review I guess there are some people out there who really like gonzo.  They like the one-camera handhelds that look less professional than my 7th grade nephew's camcorder video essay about his golden retriever.  They like hearing a dopey cam operator's voice overpower the camera's microphone (because they didn't bother with a boom or a shotgun mike) while the talent sounds like they're whispering from across the street.  They like lighting know-how that involves nearly blowing out the white meter by shooting in direct sunlight, then cutting to an overshaded image that you need Army-issue night vision goggles to decipher.  They like seeing hot actresses like Kianna, Elizabeth X, and Kylie Kurves put through their paces by amateurs.  They like stuff like Flirts 3.

Scene 1 – Elizabeth X and Frank Towers.

Elizabeth X is a thin, curvy girl with a face that is attractive but natural.  She’s like a hottie you know from real life, not just from pornland.  She’s got beautiful olive skin, and exotic Mediterranean looks.  Her long, reddish-brown hair is stacked on top with flowing strands down her shoulders – a cool retro ‘60s ‘do.  She wears a modest white blouse and hip-hugging red jeans. She’s got an obvious boob job, but her large curvy breasts are nice anyway.  Her interview presence is a bit spacy.  Elizabeth X definitely comes across as slutty, jaded, and spacily self-protective – which can be sexy nonetheless.

The sex part starts with Frank Towers standing behind her, wearing casual outdoor clothes.  Her blouse is already off, so the bra follows soon thereafter.  He grinds into her from behind and massages her lovely fake boobs, then she turns and they get into some deep kissing.  We can admire her gym-toned body as he caresses her butt and peels away those red jeans. 

They retire to a chaise lounge, and Frank tongues her from behind for quite a long while, then she flips to her back and he keeps the tongue action going from in front.  She definitely seems to be getting into it and enjoying herself.

Next, Frank stands in front of Elizabeth and she gives him an intense deep throat blowjob.  On some of the footage, the cameraman screws up the light and the action is too shadowed to follow.  Most of the bj is fairly well-lit, so those moments of bad lighting really distract and annoy.

Some sexy, athletic mish on the chaise-lounge follows this.  The same problem comes into play vis a vis the shadows.  Still, this is some intense fucking, and Elizabeth moans really loud as he drills her.  He’s fucking her without a condom, so that jaded impression she gave off earlier was no fluke.  They switch to doggie for a long while.  He finishes with a nice facial, which she smilingly accepts.

Scene 2 – Kianna Dior and Kylie Kurves

The next interview is with Kylie Kurves.  She wears a white blouse and black pants for the interview.  She’s got reddish hair, dark eyes, and the familiar look of the slut next door.  In the course of the interview, the cameraman coaxes her to unbutton more and more of her blouse.

Her interview is cross-cut with that of her scene partner, the delectable Kianna.  Kianna has long blonde hair and one of the nicest sets of huge tits in the business.   She wears short cut-off jeans and an adorable tight purple tee with the word “Scorpio” stretched taut over that amazing rack.   She’s quite lively and flirtatious in the interview.

The action starts right in the middle.  Kianna is already nude and reclining on the lounge.   Kylie is stripped to a black g-string, and gently working Kianna’s cute pussy with her thumb. Kianna closes her eyes, moans, and plays with her own gorgeous tits, as Kylie gently kisses her stomach and thighs, teasing her, until closing in on her pussy.  They seem to be having some nice dirty talk, but this is mostly muffled and lost due to the poor audio. 

Kianna takes up a pink rotating vibrator and gives it a boob job and blow job.  She passes it off to Kylie, who moves the big pink schlong all around her pussy and then inside it, as Kianna fingers herself.  Kianna insists on licking the vibrator, a sexy touch. Kylie then keeps it up with the toy, bringing Kianna to moans of pleasure. 

Next, Kianna removes Kylie’s g-string, caresses her thighs, and plays with her shaved, pierced pussy.  Kylie closes her eyes, plays with her own breasts, and drifts off to Neverland as Kianna oils her up and fingers her.  As luck would have it, Kylie has a green vibrator of her own, which she gives a bj to before passing it to Kianna.  Kianna is an expert with the toy, playing with Kylie’s clit before sliding it inside her and bringing Kylie to moans of her own.  This ends rather abruptly.

Scene 3 – Pamela Peaks and Nick Manning.

Pamela Peaks says she’s 23, but I don’t see it.  This woman looks a bit older, like she’s been around the block about 40 times too many.  She’s got a chubby MILF (GILF?) look, with caked-on makeup, platinum blonde hair, and huge enhanced boobs hanging out of a red top.  She looks like she became a slut at age12, and hasn’t looked back for 30 years.  In spite of this, she’s quite spunky and engaging in the interview, so she wins enough points there to make up for everything else.  Attitude is everything, people!

The sex starts once more on that chaise lounge.  Man, I hope they wiped that thing off between scenes.  Mediterranean stud Nick Manning helps her out of her red top, white shorts, and cute white g-string.  She lies back and receives some slow cunnilingus from him.  The dude seems to know what he’s doing, and she moans softly and caresses her huge implants.  

After this, he stands before her for a fast, rather whorish blowjob/handjob/boobjob.  Then a switch to mish for a short while, followed by a longer session of doggie that’s got a few too many close-ups.  She hops up top for some reverse CG, before he finishes by standing and unleashing on her less-than-enthusiastic face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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