Oiled Up Big Black Booties Rumbling In The Yard

Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!!!!  Big Booty Oil Fighting Championship is a movie of women with thick bodies, thick booties, nice titties and FAT PUSSIES putting it all on the line oiled up and ready to beat each other down and feel each other up.  You would be surprised to realize the sexiness of the oil fights.  These girls prepare to battle, take their jewelry off, and get ready to “Beat A Hoe Down” when all of a sudden they're playing with each other’s pussies and titties.  They act like they're ghetto and ready to pop off at the mouth.  They wrestle each other down and pin each other to the mat or pool and before its all said and done, they're fucking.  When I first saw it, I thought it was a fetish film, but it’s a bunch of pussy and bodies rubbing before you get to the threesome sex.  Each scene starts with two girls wrestling and you can’t really tell who wins or how they win and in the end it doesn’t even matter.  You got a male referee that seems to be there for no apparent reason until the two women take advantage of him or vice versa after the “Oil Fighting” is over.  Now most of these girls are really thick and most have a stomach, but they are smooth girls and they are thick and sexy with it, carrying their weight well as only thick black women can.

In the first bout, Queen B who has a southern bayou drawl takes on the dark and ghetto chocolate Hershey, has a huge butterfly tattooed on her titties.  I point out the butterfly because it points itself out all throughout their scene.  As they rumble and tumble all over they’re oil mat you can see from the beginning that they’re match is rigged.  They slip and slide and pin each other back and forth, rub pussies suck and lick clits and titties and eventually the Queen B wins due to a disqualification.  If you thought it was just a sexy fighting fetish movie, all doubt is removed because afterwards the ref is tackled by these two thick chocolate girls.  All the riding and fucking and sex to come in the threesome that follows has you interested but not fascinated.  The positions and pretended desire keeps your attention, but they aren’t that fine.  Hershey’s moans and screaming are boring and monotonous, while Queen B seems to over do it.  Those asses are nice and big and Hershey has the better body, while Queen B has the better face, in my opinion of course.  Now the referee is fully shaved, while the girls got a little hair, and Hershey definitely knows how to suck a dick real well and the girls riding his dick is probably the biggest highlight of the scene, mostly because of their fat asses, but don’t get your hopes up for much.  It’s okay but not a great scene.  It being a threesome makes it okay because they work off of each for their moderate performance.  Now if you like watching girls play with themselves you will see that several times in this scene and they end with a cum shot on their asses.

Xena and Mina Scarlett are actually both sexy and they are really into the opening scene for the wrestling of it.  They’re actually in a pool fighting and seem to be trying to reach the goal of tearing each other’s clothes off.  But once the clothes are off, they are just trying to show off each other’s bodies.  They are truly representing big booty black women that are thick and sexy, yet not fat.  Now this actually seemed to have a winner and a loser and an actual reward/consequence for the winner and loser of the fight.  Winner gets their pussy ate.  I think that how all fights should end.  The action starts with Mina Scarlett, the winner, getting her pussy ate by Xena and the moaning and playing seems real here folks.  Xena can rub a pussy and lick a clit well with her long pointed tongue.  Soon it comes time for the ref to get paid for his duties and just slides his dick right into Mina’s mouth and she takes it in like she’s been waiting for it.  That girl does good sucking a dick barely using her hands; you may want to see it a couple times.  And just so it’s known she knows how to make a man feel good when he can feel free to fuck your face and you just slurp away at it.  She is great, even though she did gag pretty hard once.  The oral sex is awesome in this scene and the fucking is equally good.  A big long hard dick causes these girls asses to bounce for the sky.  I love it when I get to see the milky white juice of a pussy starting to drip down the dick of the man she’s fucking, so it was a delight for them to both leave loads of sticky white on his dick.  This ref multitasked in fucking and eating much better than any other in the movie.  He fucks Xena and eats Mina like a true porn star is meant to. Then he got Mina on her back and then hit both of them from the back, but when he fucked the shit out of Xena from the back that was some good stuff.  I had two upsets though.  First was that I could tell that Xena’s pussy was a pretty red and I didn’t get to see it up close and personal like I would have liked.  Second is that I am an equal opportunity viewer and I would have liked to have seen Xena get equal action as Mina.  The moans seemed greater and the view was the best of the whole movie.  It ends with a cumshot on Mina’s ass, while Xena sucks what’s left out of his dick.  This scene is a delight for the eyes to see and the best part of the whole movie.

Hot Cakes of South Central and Lacy Lee of San Diego probably got the sillier and funnier introductions and fight of them all.  Lacy almost got that Jada Fire look, but with much more ass and much less breast.  Same rules apply as the scene before loser eats the coochie, but doesn't get the chance.  They come at each other from opposite sides of the oily mat and they keep slipping and sliding to see who can get the greater advantage.  Lacy Lee gets the clear advantage when she pins Hot Cakes with her pussy and Hot Cakes just keeps calling her fat.  With Lacy’s pussy all in Hot Cakes’s face, she can’t help but to start eating as she knew she had lost.  It all seemed over until a mutiny against the referee ensued and declared them both the winners over the referee as he was wrestled down to the mat.  The victory resulted in them both sucking his dick in a fairly laxed way.  As the referee led the winners back inside he reciprocated the favor first back to Lacy Lee, whose pussy looked almost perfect in the close up the cameras got.  Hot Cakes continued sucking dick, but it wasn’t interesting to watch her do that at all.  Unfortunately, that is majority what you watch while you only see Lacy’s reactions to her pussy being eaten, which in and of itself was nice, but I almost preferred Hot Cakes not even be there at that time.  As usual, with big asses comes great dick riding shots and they did not fail in that, but Hot Cakes still lacked enthusiasm atop the dick she straddled.  If it were on mute you would think he was tearing it up and she was going crazy, but as the volume went up and you could see Hot Cakes’s faces you were not impressed.  Either his dick wasn’t big enough for her and she wasn’t used to it or she is a horrible actress.  He hits it from the side and from the back and the reactions still don’t change much.  He works hard but to no avail.  If Lacy Lee didn’t look so sexy playing with her pussy throughout the time he fucked Hot Cakes, I would say skip it, because it isn’t like she starts moaning real loud or cumming or squirting or getting into it that much, so you may still want to fast forward this scene.  By the time Hot Cakes and Lacy Lee switch, it is too late to add momentum to the scene by much.  Lacy rides frontward and backward and gets hit from behind and it’s just okay.  This man’s dick seems to create monotonous moans from both women.  Somebody should have told him that women with big fat asses need more dick.  Lacy Lee tried to be the life, while Hot Cakes was the less in this life-less little dick scene.  The cumshot came on Lacy’s left butt cheek.

Finally, Vanity Cruz and XRated ended it off for us.  They began in a pool with head referee Sean Michaels.  Both of these girls were fighting to remove fishnets and bikini outfits.  It is the only match that included ass punches with plenty of jiggle.  Vanity Cruz took the match holding both legs up with XRated spread eagle pinned down.  Vanity leaned back and took it like a woman while XRated commenced to lick her pussy like a popsicle.  You get great shots of XRated’s ass while she ate that pussy as if this were a lesbian flick.  Sean Michaels as always in his Sean Michaels’s way showed up with his dick pitching a tent in his shorts and the ladies obliged him team sucking his dick and balls with plenty of anticipation and enjoyment.  The only thing better than a girl that knows how to use her tongue ring on a dick is two girls with tongue rings sucking a dick at the same time.  He was as excited as I know I would have been.  They left the small pool and retired to a bed a few steps away modeling their huge booties for the camera.  Sean took Vanity’s ass doggy style while she ate up XRated’s punani with that tongue ring of hers.  She fluttered that clit and those pussy lips like butterfly wings.  Vanity got juicy on that dick and was acting like she couldn’t take it all.  Then we and XRated got a real treat, a 69 while getting hit from behind.  You know she got to dripping white from her lips and I almost lost it.  Now that's sexy.  My dick gets hard just thinking about it.  Watching Vanity’s ass slide up and down Sean’s dick as she rode was so hot it seemed to make XRated hot just looking at it.  Then Sean took them long fingers and started finger fucking XRated.  Did somebody say Anal?  While on her back, Vanity took Sean’s WHOLE BIG ASS DICK IN THE ASS and XRated played with his balls.  What more could a man ask for?  Well he could ask to fuck XRated in the ass too and it was so.  She got it from the side with her leg in the air for us all to see.  Vanity Cruz was so turned on she played with herself until the end.  XRated turned over and took a shot of cum on the ass.  The moaning was good but not great; the girls’ looks were good but not great.  If you judge this scene on the dynamics of the sex, this was a 10, but altogether it was a 7.

The movie had ups and plenty of downs, so for a film that you just want to bust one to its fine.  This is a movie to watch to laugh at most parts and get horny over little.  The performance of Xena and Mina Scarlett made this movie.  Each scene was well over 30 minutes, but 2 of the 4 weren’t worth it.  In a movie where only one scene was amazing and half the movie was a dud, it wouldn’t be worth the money.  Let this movie stay on the shelf.