Girls on Girls - The First, Not the Last, But is it the Best?
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- By Lavender Menace
- Published 07/24/2008
- Sex toys & Novelties , European Porn , Lesbian Sex , New Sensations
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- DVD Title: Girls on Girls 1
- Studio: New Sensations
- Performers: Monica Sweetheart, Jessica Fiorentino, Julie Silver, Sandra Shine, Sandy Style
- Pros: Beautiful settings, beautiful women.
- Cons: Distinct lack of passion. Zombie moaning. Porno-lizard tongue. Uninspiring gay-for-pay attitudes.
- Bottom Line: It looks passable. If you're picky like me and like seeing actual passion in your porn, you might find yourself fast-forwarding through certain bits until you find something that strikes your fancy.
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Lavender Menace
She's 30. She's kinky. She's a lesbian and she knows what turns her on. Whoever said porn was just for guys never met this chick.
View all reviews by Lavender MenaceL samples a little of what the Europorn people have to offer.. Girls on Girls 1 DVD review.
Girls on Girls 1 Two things this feature has going for it: beautiful ladies and beautiful locations. The two performers I watched in the first scene were reasonably attractive and had very nice bodies. Their breasts didn't look as though they were made of Teflon and although they had their hair pulled back into rather austere-looking ponytails, it's definitely an improvement over the usual bleached-and-permed-with-extensions look. It was a beautiful day to be in a porn film: the sun was shining brightly on the two performers' glistening bodies throughout the first scene and the natural lighting keeps there from being too many shadows that might obscure any glimpses of the action, which is always a plus. Shadows in the wrong place at the wrong time? Never a good thing.
One thing I have an issue with - which I always have an issue with in the mass-produced porn that studios are churning out these days by the truckload, if I'm being perfectly honest - porno-lizard tongue. That sort of kissing that is most often featured in girl-on-girl dvds/scenes where the two performers stick their tongues out and waggle them against each other's while moaning like zombies jonesing for brains, without ever actually, properly French kissing each other. I say, if you're not going to do it right, then don't do it at all! Kissing is almost always a centerpiece in girl/girl stuff (and it's understandable - who doesn't like seeing two girls kiss?), but it's very rare to see two performers kiss as though they're actually enjoying it. For me, it's hotter if feels genuine and porno-lizard tongue isn't genuine; it's just gross. Just say no to porno-lizard tongue!
It's like that one guy said: I don't know art, but I know what I like. Same thing with me, only for porn (though that's not to say some porn isn't quite artistic in its own right). I don't know what I like until I see something I don't like and it helps me make up my mind pretty damn quick. Gay-for-pay girl-on-girl tends to tick me off, because it usually features women who aren't interested in their partner. They're interested in their paycheck. And hey, while understandable - 'cause everybody has to make a living, after all - that kind of workplace l'ennui doesn't necessarily make for sexy watching. The expressions on these women's faces during this scene make me think they're manning the cash drawer at McDonald's rather than getting a nice finger fuck from another hot girl. In addition, the occasional glances right at the camera turned me off, as well. When I watch porn, I like to see two performers who are so turned on by each other that they don't even remember that the cameras are there, much less ever look at them for a supposed-to-be-sultry look over their shoulders while they're fingering away. Forget about me! Pay attention to her!
I only saw the first few minutes of this feature, but it looks passable. I'd watch it, but I'd probably fast-forward through a lot of bits - particularly since one scene with the dark-haired Julie looked especially hot, because she actually seemed to be enjoying herself. I'd skip to that and, if the batteries held out long enough, I might even move on to another scene.
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1 Response to "Girls on Girls - The First, Not the Last, But is it the Best?" 
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said this on 26 Jul 2008 6:09:21 PM CST
Nice review--looking forward to reading more from you! Thanks!
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