Delirious Yawner
Tarantino-flavored opener, by way of Rob Zombie. Scruffy "outlaws" in beat-up muscle cars, and one impressive motorcycle. Vivid, without Alt designation, tho' the style. Blonde Page Morgan, as Creampuff "corruptee," doesn't appeal. Bearded biker on Lanny Barby's overly enhanced bazooms; Page on her pussy. Disguised Sasha Grey in some kind of weird animal fur hood and tail, throat-grabbed by the Beard (Brian Surewood, lookin' like a demented Mick Fleetwood) as she's sucking another cock. Lanny and Sasha share a cock suck. Lanny in chaps, cap, vest, is doggy fucked while she goes down on deranged-looking Sasha, sans hood. Everybody plays it a bit over the top; biker gang, after all.

"Dangerous" biker's wearin' a condom, which is sensible, I guess, but ironically undercuts the "outlaw" thang. What're ya gonna do. Who's doin' who gets lost in a pile of bodies, but then a
clear-cut reverse cowgrrrl anal emerges with Sasha, mascara-smeared, disheveled, lookin' the worse for wear. Arty b/w negative scenes. Sasha trading spits and slaps, fucking. Chapel Waste with punky, half-shaved head getting fucked. Two cocks jizz on Lanny's tits; Sasha and whacked 'do lick it up.

"One year earlier" on the screen. Sasha's dancing in a cage, torso smudged by machine-greased hands, while Page and Chapel lounge about. They soon get into trading finger fucks all 'round. It's in b/w.

Segues rapidly to more color chaos in a bar, with lots of topsy-turvy sucking and fucking and de rigeur jizzing. Arty camera work; tri-screen at one point. It's almost all a blur. Shannon Kelly does some fire-eating; a redhead gets fucked at odd angles. Roxy Deville's gettin' pumped in there somewhere, in this barroom mess.

Chunky blonde Page is pursued in a junkyard by buffed dude with a sledgehammer. She sucks and fucks him in a toilet. Shit, that's about it. It's all chaotic and brief. More like an extended X-rated music video, biker-style, than a feature, and too screwed-up to be identifiable as gonzo set pieces. It seems to implode into itself, sinking swiftly.

I see this was produced in the fall of '06. It definitely plays like a late-arriving
afterthought. All pose, no substance or structure. It starts out amusingly fucked-up and goes
downhill from there. Absurdly, closing credits have character names attached to the players, as if any time were taken to register that.


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