King Cobra's Venom's Vapid
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- By Pax Analysis
- Published 07/24/2008
- Orgy , Gang Bang , Anal , Vivid
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- DVD Title: King Cobra
- Studio: Vivid
- Performers: Lanny Barby, Page Morgan, Sasha Grey, Chapel Waste, Brian Surewood
- Director: Jack the Zipper
- Pros: Flashy camera angles.
- Cons: Lack of cohesion; glorified music video.
- Bottom Line: Skip it.
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View all reviews by Pax AnalysisBiker Bust. King Cobra DVD review.
Delirious Yawner Tarantino-flavored opener, by way of Rob Zombie. Scruffy "outlaws" in beat-up muscle cars, and one impressive motorcycle. Vivid, without Alt designation, tho' the style. Blonde Page Morgan, as Creampuff "corruptee," doesn't appeal. Bearded biker on Lanny Barby's overly enhanced bazooms; Page on her pussy. Disguised Sasha Grey in some kind of weird animal fur hood and tail, throat-grabbed by the Beard (Brian Surewood, lookin' like a demented Mick Fleetwood) as she's sucking another cock. Lanny and Sasha share a cock suck. Lanny in chaps, cap, vest, is doggy fucked while she goes down on deranged-looking Sasha, sans hood. Everybody plays it a bit over the top; biker gang, after all.
"Dangerous" biker's wearin' a condom, which is sensible, I guess, but ironically undercuts the "outlaw" thang. What're ya gonna do. Who's doin' who gets lost in a pile of bodies, but then a
clear-cut reverse cowgrrrl anal emerges with Sasha, mascara-smeared, disheveled, lookin' the worse for wear. Arty b/w negative scenes. Sasha trading spits and slaps, fucking. Chapel Waste with punky, half-shaved head getting fucked. Two cocks jizz on Lanny's tits; Sasha and whacked 'do lick it up.
"One year earlier" on the screen. Sasha's dancing in a cage, torso smudged by machine-greased hands, while Page and Chapel lounge about. They soon get into trading finger fucks all 'round. It's in b/w.
Segues rapidly to more color chaos in a bar, with lots of topsy-turvy sucking and fucking and de rigeur jizzing. Arty camera work; tri-screen at one point. It's almost all a blur. Shannon Kelly does some fire-eating; a redhead gets fucked at odd angles. Roxy Deville's gettin' pumped in there somewhere, in this barroom mess.
Chunky blonde Page is pursued in a junkyard by buffed dude with a sledgehammer. She sucks and fucks him in a toilet. Shit, that's about it. It's all chaotic and brief. More like an extended X-rated music video, biker-style, than a feature, and too screwed-up to be identifiable as gonzo set pieces. It seems to implode into itself, sinking swiftly.
I see this was produced in the fall of '06. It definitely plays like a late-arriving
afterthought. All pose, no substance or structure. It starts out amusingly fucked-up and goes
downhill from there. Absurdly, closing credits have character names attached to the players, as if any time were taken to register that.
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3 Responses to "King Cobra's Venom's Vapid" 
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said this on 25 Jul 2008 9:45:08 AM CST
Well, thank you very much for saving me from this horror since I have been eyeballing it. That is twice you have saved me from such a horror you know, which is saying something considering some movies I appreciate more for the movie end then the sex end and vice versa. When then lack on both ends we are in real trouble.
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said this on 26 Jul 2008 1:13:41 PM CST
I have to agree with GA, Thanks for saving me from this as I had my eye on it as well.
Cheers,
La Femme
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said this on 26 Jul 2008 5:26:10 PM CST
Yeah, it started out w/a sort of Tarantino/Rob Zombie flavor, w/crazed desperados, a lead chopper, scruffy muscle cars, leading one to think it a fun ride. But it has the structure of water swirling in the toilet bowl, taking would-be commentary with it; feature-less feature, edge-less sex scenes. De facto swill, like the crappy malt that bears its name.
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