Brand New Faces # 5 is the kind of amateur movie that backs up whatever they're saying, that's right, if they're not real amateurs and you saw them on another movie, you got your money back, no questions asked. The girls read and sign a document stating this is their first porno movie ever, I'm glad they can write and read, (at least their parents did something good for them), but their decisions are good enough for us. So let's not complain!


All four (long) scenes start with a preview of what you'll see, pretty much the highlights. But let's be honest here this previews are pretty much like the movie previews in the theater, they show you the best of the movie (or scene, in this case) and you end up watching a lame movie (and please, please let's not talk about "You don't mess with the Zohan").

Round 1:
ADRIANA NEVAEH is an 18 year old girl from Puerto Rico and former New York resident. Of course, she is brunette, petite, 5'4" and loves bling bling (Wink wink).
This girl is kinda fun since she's so damn nervous about filming this movie. She giggles a lot and for no reason and she trembles like me when I saw Adam Sandler in person, (moving on, moving on...).
Jerry a white guy who pretends to be playing pinball (and the director exposes) is her partner in crime. Funny thing is that she has a lot of trouble taking her clothes off for the camera and she's (or was) a professional stripper. She's more nervous than excited and her acting in front of the camera reminds us of Robin Williams in Bicentennial Man, (that's right she looks like a robot, she barely moves for Christsakes!!).

Jerry goes at her and both of them start with a 69, but man oh man, she's so weak at sucking cock! You don't see an ounce of excitement and she continues giggling and trembling while "sucking cock"(?) a fly could have done a better job on Jerry's cock, what a turn off!!
Then he tries to fuck her in reverse cowgirl, but she complains at the director claiming is too difficult for her (man, just pay the bitch already and let her go!!) he didn't listen to me and instead she starts getting stuffed in missionary, then doggy style, then spooning (Jerry tries to kiss her and she goes all "oh no, no kissing"), if I was Jerry I quit at the time just for the embarrasement of the scene. Finally she does the reverse cowgirl position and later her hips don't lie and show us that she's a Latina as soon as she's on top. At the end, Jerry sprays her face and she sucks a few drips from the cock to get it squeaky clean.
Ok Adriana, now get the fuck outta porn biz!!

Round 2:
ARIKA FOXX is the answers to all my prayers. This girl is awesomely hot, meaty and HORNY! She's too eager to get fucked by a girl for the first time on camera. She claims to be 18 years old and her natural 34 DD's are just as awesome as her huge and beautiful ass. She loves to tease for the camera just for fun. She's attached but her boyfriend is ok with her doing porn (lucky SOB). She masturbates for the camera and Sammy Rhodes (a blonde, petite lesbian, that's what she said) steps in and goes right for the price. Arika doesn't lose any time and sticks her face in Sammy's ass and starts licking it. Director B. Skow is shocked to see this girl going at it without him telling her what to do!!

After some foreplay they start choosing toys to play with, they go for a double headed dildo and they stick it right on their pussies for a few minutes of awesome playing (please add a vibrator too). The kisses and sex are hot and steamy, this is an awesome scene. Arika is definitely a born to be porn star! Two very enthusiastic thumbs up!!

Round 3:
MISSY MAYHEM (a Chris Farley look alike, specially when she laughs) is the third girl in this movie. She's 20 years old and currently unemployed (like 85% of all America). Her body is kinda hot, small boobs and relatively big ass are the perfect combo. She's too nervous too, her parents might find out what she did, but hey, after a few minutes meditating she goes for it (you go girl!!).

B. Skow fingers her pussy after she finally undresses for the camera and she forgets about remorse right away. Vodoo is the lucky guy who starts by licking her pussy and masturbating her with an ice cube until she comes(yes, you read right, an ice cube he puts it in & out until it doesn't come out anymore). She sucks his cock like a real pro and then... FUCK TIME!! Vodoo stuff her in missionary, spooning, doggy, reverse cowgirl and girl on top, in between changing positions she sucks his cock. He cums on her face and she sucks everything from it.

Round 4:
VIKI LA VIE is a Slovakian blonde girl from Slovakia (that's right), she's 27 years old and she was a professional dancer for shows, not a stripper you perv, so she's comfortable with the camera (she likes it big). In the interview she reveals that she's never done anal before (right) at the beginning she uses a dildo. Vodoo steps in again (and she likes it big), they both love their eyes and you'll see there's plenty of chemistry between them. They kiss and caress passionately and she starts sucking his cock so goood. Vodoo licks her pussy and fingers her. Then they go for missionary (and she likes it big), doggy, girl on top and piledriver (and she likes it big).

Viki's scared to death when Vodoo tries to insert his boner into her ass, it's a funny and honest reaction, you can tell. Then they go for reverse cowgirl, spooning and he finally cums on her face and she spits (most of it).

Overall the movie is good enough if you like to see the whole process of making porno. Convincing the girl to do a position, teaching her how to do piledriver, enjoying her amateur moments in porn. If you prefer to see girls and guys going right at it, this movie is not for you. Hopefully Adriana Nevaeh is out of porn for good and Arika Foxx is the real deal in the biz now, I'll be looking for her!! Anyway...

ENJOY!!!

Zacarias Blanco out...

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