Criss Cross starts off in an upscale bar ungraced by the presence of Steven St. Croix and his buddy Cheyne Collins.  Cheyne’s waiting for his gf (Wendy Divine) and her friends, played by Jessica Drake and Sondra Hall.  Cheyne encourages Steven to score with the ladies, and when they enter, in slow-motion, he flashes them a slightly open-mouthed stare that’s about as debonair as Frankenstein’s monster.

Cheyne is not the best boyfriend in the world because when another girl at the bar, played by the luscious Kianna, flashes him a glance, he follows her into the bathroom faster than you can say, “Pavlov’s dog.”  Kianna is spilling out of a sleeveless white top that clings to her 36DD’s like Saran Wrap.  Keeps them fresh as well, as Cheyne discovers when he yanks the top down and attacks them with full appetite.  Speaking of stimulus-response, this naturally prompts her to drop to her knees and start sucking him off.  Kianna has one of those faces that is just made to have a cock in its mouth, and her combined mouth/hand action is the work of a pro who loves what she does.  This is, in fact, not a full-scale sex scene, but oral only, as Cheyne soon spills into her waiting mouth. 

After the bar, Steven ends up with the lovely Jessica, which stretches credibility but for the fact that she says she’s new in town (and no doubt desperate as well).  He escorts her home but refuses her invitation to come inside. 

Now comes the gimmick of the film, which is a replay (criss-cross) of the same setup with a different outcome.  Steven still escorts Jessica home, but this time he takes her up on the invitation.  Soon, the pair are kissing passionately and collapsing onto her sofa.  Jessica is a squeaky-voiced beauty with long straight blond hair, long limbs, and beautiful full breasts that look like a very good job by the surgeon.  Steven is, well, Steven.  Jessica certainly doesn’t mind his looks, as he proves quite effective at slow, romantic cunnilingus.  She returns the favor and lavishes his penis with a loving bj, overlooking its oddly curved shape. 

This inspires her to take a ride on top, followed by some decent doggie,  which is marred by Steven’s hairy balls, thighs, and ass getting too much screen time.  The pair moves on to mish, and Steven sends a major cumshot over her body.

Steven tells Cheyne the juicy details over the phone, and Cheyne wants a piece of that action.  But first, he’s got to share an intimate cocktail with his girlfriend Wendy.  He’s some kind of high-level executive who’s either so powerful or so arrogant that he can fuck all the women in his office with no consequences.  That or it’s a porn plot. 

Wendy Divine’s a voluptuous blonde with large breasts straining though a sexy black top and a full, curvy butt.  The action on Cheyne’s couch gets hot and heavy, and Wendy gives him a slurpy blowjob.  Her girl-next-door looks work here, as the pair definitely seem like workmates with the hots for each other.  It’s a nicely real scene, that continues with some cunnilingus, followed by mish, cowgirl, and a cumshot into Wendy’s eager mouth.  She swaps the come back onto his cock and kisses it sweetly.

Jessica debates whether to call Steven back or not.  And according to her, the two of them actually did have sex.  But since he hasn’t called back, she agrees to meet Cheyne over the phone.  The philandering bastard lies about his relationship with Wendy and doesn’t even mention Kianna.

Steven finally tries calling Jessica back, but you snooze, you lose.  She’s already getting busy with Cheyne before a roaring fire.  She must have been excited about this date, because she’s had time to curl her hair, which gives her a very sexy look here.  This is made even sexier by the loving oral work she performs on Cheyne’s cock.  It’s a slow, lovely blowjob, and she looks great giving it.  Sounds great, too, with her squeaky little voice giving off coos of delight with each suck.  She stands and strips off her shear blouse, black bra, and black thong, showing her long, lovely body to full effect.  She does have a tattoo of a flaming heart on her waist…but on her, it looks good. She writhes and sighs as Steven tongues her perfect-looking pussy.  Then, she lowers herself onto his staff for some CG, then reverse.  Cheyne pounds away and gets the beautiful blonde literally screaming with pleasure. 

H/e follows up with a solid round of doggie style, and she follows up with more screams.  Cheyne is a bit robotic in this scene, but you could argue that it’s part of his character.  Her heat more than makes up for the two of them, and this is proven by the huge load he releases onto her breasts.

Back at the bar, Steven mourns his loss of Jessica, but not for long, as he’s soon joined by the stunning Sondra Hall, who’s way hotter than Jessica anyway.  Sondra is a voluptuous brunette with a beautiful face and none of Jessica’s blonde personality.  Sondra assures Steven that Jessica does like him, and now the story is that he didn’t have sex with her.  Forget about the writing or the plot being coherent.  More important things are happening, as Sondra and Steven lock themselves in the women’s bathroom and get down to business. 

He peels off her hip-hugging slacks and she does the honors with her lacy white top before doing the honors to Steven’s banana-shaped member.  He returns the favor, which gives us a nice chance to appreciate Sondra’s large breasts, lush brown hair and dark pretty eyes.  The pair really start to heat up with a nice long round of doggie, during which Sondra lets out some very sexy groans.  Steven’s into it as well, a nice change from the icy Cheyne. They switch to mish and nearly rock the toilet off its foundations, Sondra grimacing with pleasure in a very slutty, sexy way.  He finishes with a huge cumshot on her body.  This scene has some major heat, but there are a few too many tight framings of groins and pelvises.  Sondra’s got a breathtaking body, and we should have seen more of it.  

Jessica ventures out alone to the bar, where she runs into 2 other blondes, Summer Storm and Monique Alexander.  These two lipstick lesbos trade flirtatious glances with Jess, and before you know it they’ve ditched the bar for the bedroom.  Summer has straight dyed blond hair and an athletic build with nice round tits.  Monique has beautiful curly blond hair, a cute cheerleader’s face, and even cuter natural breasts.  Given all of their bad luck with men, or the fact that the storyline is utterly incoherent at this point, the threesome get right into some very playful kissing and sucking with nary a line of dialogue exchanged.  Where is this bar located?  I want to know!!

This is standard g/g/g fare, a bonanza if you like blondes.  It gets a lot of mileage from the playful enthusiasm of the girls, who giggle as often as they moan.  It’s nonstop pussy licking for all, with a little bit of anal probing from Jess to Monique.

Back at work, Sondra breaks the news to Jessica that she’s fucked Steven.  Meanwhile, Steven spills his guts to Cheyne, asking his blessing before renewing his pursuit of Jess.   Later that evening, Steven shows up at Jessica’s office.  But Jess, annoyed about Steven and Sondra, kicks him out.

Cut to a replay of the same scene.  But this time, Steven tells Jessica he loves her, she says she loves him, and they unite in a kiss.

 

 


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