Joanna's Angels

Joanna's Angels

A fun night at a club of sorts is disturbed for Joanna, Kylee and Sabrina when an odd communication device that looks much like an oversized coolant fan for a computer CPU chip with lights on it goes off in her purse.  She makes her way into the bathroom to take the call, to have Winston, whoever Winston is, tell her that Katrina Kraven is trying to bring down New York with brainwashed henchmen.  She must be stopped.  Joanna is to keep her legs closed and her eyes opened.

The Angels leave the club.  

The next morning in the car on the way to meet Sabrina and Kylee, Joanna is talking to Winston via the communication device, now mounted to the dashboard.  Winston goes into a flashback sequence about the last time the girls were supposed to be working and how it ended up turning into an all girl fuck fest.  Joanna told him to shut up as she parked and went to join Kylee and Sabrina for sunbathing.

It wasn't long before she had her assistant, Sleazy Pete, on the phone reading him the riot act about how he didn't clean her butt plugs properly.  James had been over and they were just gross and that he needed to do a better job.  Sunbathing over, Sabrina was sent to the office to meet Pete and Kylee was sent to look for anything weird and take pictures while Joanna went to work.

Nothing going on at the office, Sabrina finds a large blue dildo and some lube sitting on the coffee table and decides to have some fun with it.  Moments later Pete walks in, surprised to find her enjoying herself.  She tells him to get over there and fuck her, that the dildo isn't going to do it itself.  She defiantly enjoys Pete more than the blue toy and giggles after he cums on her face and wipes his dick off on her eyelids.  "Go clean Joanna's butt plugs."

He has an interesting way of washing them.  He takes a bubble bath with them.  In my book, this earns him a couple goober points.

Meanwhile, Joanna has shown up at the office and is madly typing away at the computer, with the screen off. 

Question time.  Has anyone gotten the idea yet that this movie wasn't well thought out and that a lot of attention wasn't paid to details?  At this point I have yet to figure out what the hell is going on, if there is any plot at all and what the point to all of this is.

James Deen enters the office, takes a look at Joanna's ass that was put on display in a very short skirt and tells her, "I came as quickly as I got your message.  I couldn't decode it though."

"What's to decode?  It's in cursive."

James obviously isn't kept around for his brains, but because he is cute and well hung.  "I want you to fuck the shit out of me right now,"  She informs him.  He's more than happy to comply.  I have watched many scenes with Joanna and James and I have never seen James get this rough with her before, slapping her ass and boobs around and leaving hand prints.  She didn't seem to mind but it was just odd to watch, never having seen the two of them carry on like this before in their later movies.  In a weird twist, out of nowhere, while Joanna is ridding James, Tommy Pistol, who has not been seen up until this point, enters the scene, strips down, and joins the two of them giving Joanna some DP action.  It doesn't seem to be an issue until all is said and done when she finally asks him "Who the hell are you?"  He's chased out of the apartment while getting dressed and falls down at least one flight of stairs.

This begs a few questions, how in the hell did he get in there?  What made him think he could just invite himself to the party?  What is with those horrible glasses he was wearing?

Outside he is singing about how much he loves LA while dancing down the street.  It's an odd little song and dance number and many people tell him it's not LA but New York.  He is convinced everyone needs to move to LA.  This is when he runs into Kylee who is out taking pictures of anything weird.  How does she know he's Tommy Pistol and Joanna didn't?  Tommy kidnaps her and takes her back to his place(?) and ties her to a chair.

The very loose plot has Tommy as part of Katrina Kravens plot to destroy New York by convincing/brain washing everything into moving to LA.  Pinky Lee is part of this and she is at Tommys and the two of them engage Kylee in a three way as part of their diabolical plan to woo her over to their side.  At least that is what I got from the plot.

The next day Joanna and Sabrina meet at a deli for lunch and wonder why Kylee isn't there.  A call from Winston tells them she's been kidnapped.  Joanna goes in search of her only to run into Tommy, who she knocks out with a tennis racket.  She makes her way to Katrina's evil lair.  I have no idea how the two of them having sex involving a butt plug has anything to do with the good guy and the bad guy fighting out their differences.  I also have no idea how or why James Deen showed up and why he was included for another three way and what it had to do with anything but alls well that ends well I guess.  Kylee was somehow saved.  Katrina was apprehended.  Tommy was saved from insanity with a magical hand job.

I have no other way but to describe Joanna's Angels as porn with ADD.  This movie really needed some Aderall or something.  It is still alt porn like only Joanna Angle can provide, complete with the unique comedy relief of Tommy Pistol.  The casting, although there is never much change between Burning Angel movies, always provides some wonderful chemistry and therefore some of the hottest sex available in alt porn, or any porn, in my opinion, especially when you throw Joanna, Tommy and James together in a scene.  Just don't expect to much more from this movie.  You won't get it.