As a fan of watching “Saved By The Bell” when I was a little kid, when I heard that Dustin Diamond, aka “Screech,” had money problems and was forced to make a porno, I just had to see what in the world it could possibly be about.  Knowing that he was the nerd on the show, I wondered how he would act in an adult film.  I didn’t have to wait long before finding out.

The movie even starts off almost like the series did, with the bell and the whole 90’s graphics that came on with the show.  No longer the little scrawny kid lusting after someone that he can never have, Screech basically now has all of the girls eating out the palm of his hand.  Maybe it’s the beard that has caught them all by surprise, who knows.  The movie starts out with him and a girl just hanging out in a bathtub full of bubbles.  Undoubtedly, they are getting ready for the girls waiting for him in the bedroom, which seems to be the spot of some sort of bridesmaid party.  I had never seen a potty mouth on Screech before, so that definitely shocked the hell out of me.  Perhaps both of the girls will have so much fun and get so drunk that they won’t even remember to go to their own wedding.  After coaxing the bride-to-be into trying on some of her new lingerie, Screech also manages to talk her into taking out “the monster,” which she has no problem in doing.  After a few minutes of well-intended fellatio, the girl and her bridesmaid decide that they would play with each other for a while.  Screech catches the lesbian action all on film.

I never thought that I would see the day when Screech from “Saved By The Bell” filmed his own porno.  What happens next, a porno of Bert and Ernie from “Sesame Street?”  Still a good movie, though. 


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