Insane Anal Twain Disc 1:

Scene from Ocean Dream: Nice house, outdoors, Sarah in a pale blue dress. Pronto breasts bared, down on cock. Knees off the hard tile, she's soon cowgrrrl fucking on the lawn. Then reverse cowgrrrl, fine lean thighs spread, blue dress but a swath around her waist, under a blue white-clouded sky, with tropical palms in the background. Some sweet swivel hip action would've been slightly more satisfying sans the bunched-up dress around her waist. Then some side scissor-fucking, with dude's finger in her mouth. Rather rapidly jizz flies around as she strokes him off.

As initially, Sarah says a few words prior to excerpted scenes, but her Czech accent makes it a little hard to follow.

Scene from Body XXX: Subheaded "Pop a Porn Star." Sarah magically materializes off a poster in a thong, black stockings, bra with titties out, and a short T. She's rapidly all over the reclining dude who's just been fantasizing sex with her. She sucks his cock. 69ing, dude tongues her twat. Then reverse cowgrrrl. Back to sucking cock. Followed by more twat tonguing; she's now naked 'cept for the black stockings. Dude adds fingering her ass to his repertoire. Then missionary fucking. Side fucking. Then side assfucking. Doggy anal. Followed by cock stroke jizz anointing of her lovely slutty face.

Scene from Gag 'N' Shag (with blonde Justine Ashley): Sarah and Justine start out in jeans, foolin' around with each a bit, then stripping down in a big room with hardwood floor, down on their knees servicing designated dude's tool. Soon Sarah's reverse cowgrrrl fucking; I love the tendon definition in those lean spread thighs. Blonde Justine gives a suck, when cock pulls out of Sarah momentarily. Then Sarah's side-fucked, those natural medium-sized tits jiggling nicely. Then stud meat finds her hungry ass, still side-wise. Sarah sucks Justine's tits while she's side assfucked. Justine sucks cock out of Sarah's ass, then Sarah anal cowgrrrl rides. Then reverse anal cowgrrrl with Sarah, punctuated with both grrrls sucking dude's tool. Finally, Sarah deep throat gags on his tool, Justine sucks a bit, and dude jizzes in Sarah's mouth, saving some extra for Justine. Both grrrls smile for the camera, reveling in facial cream.

Scene from Casanova: Period costumes. White wig on the swain; voluminous dress on Ms. Twain. "Historic" meat pole oralizing ensues. Legendary throat-fucking. Casanova licks and fingers the prime cootchie beneath the big dress. Then ye olde reverse cowgrrrl. Segue slurp slurp redux. Then m'lady reverse cowgrrrls Casanova cock up her ass. Sucks cock again. Cowgrrrl anal. Doggy pussy-fuck on a divan. Sarah's lean meat supreme. Anal doggy, pump it good. Stripped m'lady Sarah looks back, enamored, takes a brief suck break, returns to doggy on the anal-yst's couch, again looking back, as if dreamily wondering how she got there. Then prodigious cream spray, every which way, too little reaching her mouth. Apparently, Casanova's sphlork aim was errant.

Though my coverage tends toward the truncated, calibrated for an unusual number of scenes, it is worth noting that the excerpted scenes themselves incline toward brevity, a clipped rhythm.

Scene from Dreams in White 2 (with blonde Keana Moire): While Sarah and Keana mortar bricks in white coveralls, flashes of sex scenes startle. The "working grrrls" start kissing, in real time. They strip to white thongs, then naked, taking turns sucking pussy from various angles. Some sort of dildoid tube appears, one end in Sarah's mouth, the other in Keana's pussy. They take turns fucking each other with the tube, then tube-connect fuck pussy to pussy. The end. Hmmmm. Ohhh-kayyy.

Scene from Ghostlovers: A mad scramble image montage, then sepia-toned garden setting with Sarah in a little black dress sucking the cock of a shaved-head dude in a suit. Postmortem business lunch? Ghosts deep-throat gag better; doesn't matter if they breathe. Suit sucks clit. Sans jacket doggy fucks her pussy. Then a cowgrrrl ride on a park bench. Followed by reverse cowgrrrl anal. Some sweeet phantasmic gyration, yum. Love assfuck undulant classy chassis. Then some doggy assfucking on the bench, Sarah's raven tresses blending with the surrounding foliage. Then positions shift and ectoplasmic jism blasts anoint her haunting visage, dripping down her chin to her lovely left breast.

Another scene from Ghostlovers (with 'nother brunette Claudia Rossi): A bit of chaos in a dungeon-like setting with one weird apparent "keeper of the secrets," an interloper seeker with female cohort (Claudia). Seems some medallion evokes the dead or some such. Claudia's got perky pert tits and she gets possessed by the ghostly spirit while fucking her companion, indicated by Claudia morphing into Sarah, to and fro. Shifts from missionary on a table to doggy with leg on table, all the while the possession shown by morphing back and forth between Claudia and Sarah. Then anal doggy, Sarah; pussy then anal doggy Claudia. To and fro with that, then missionary anal Claudia. Classic beauty she is, ironically resembling country singer Shania Twain, more than her carnal sistah Sarah Twain. Same to and fro with Sarah. Then a flash of light as the spirit un-possesses Claudia and she takes jizz on her black thong, left on while she was being missionary assfucked in morph tandem with ghost Sarah. The weird "keeper" huddles in the corner.

Scene from Free Asses: Sex on a sailboat. Sarah in tropical thong bikini lies down sunning, while white-clad dude in shades gets 'em champagne. They make out; she strokes his crotch. She goes down, deep-throat sucking cock. He kisses, sucks her tits. She sucks cock some more. They strip naked; he licks her pussy and finger-fucks her. She reverse cowgrrrl rides his hard cock. He doggy fucks her pussy. "Fuck my ass," she invites, so he does. Ass to mouth. More doggy assfucking. Deep-throat ATM. Then missionary assfuck. ATM. Assfuck. Jizz spurt in her hungry mouth, some streaking her cheeks, chin and tits.

Sarah doesn't care whether Gonzo or Feature, just that there's chemistry with her fuck buddies.

Exclusive Scene 1: Sarah's in a smashing black bodice, panties, heels get-up on a bed. Strips off her top, touches herself, with panties around one leg. Off-camera guy fingers her pussy. She tosses her panties. Starts sucking cock. Cowgrrrl fucks, nice POV. Cool swivel. Reverse cowgrrrl. Missionary fucking; hot eyes burning into camera. Doggy anal. Reverse cowgrrrl anal. Missionary anal. Hot-eyed POV sizzles; again, love that upper thigh tendon definition. Sucks cock; cowgrrrl pussy. Hot cowgrrrl anal. Missionary pussy. Then the money shot, comet cum streak in her mouth, across her cheek.

Disc 2 (it's mis-labeled "Extras," but it's actually more movie scene excerpts plus another exclusive scene):

Scene from Private Dive: Sarah in jeans and short top holding hands with her guy. They're looking for a private place to rent on Mallorca. Proprietor turns it into a game where they can have place if they win pool game; otherwise he gets to fuck Sarah. Well, we know where this is going. Sexual tension will lead to gives a fuck who wins pool game, you can have the private place, and yes let's have a threesome. Sarah sucks 'em both, strips down, sucks one guy, gets doggy-fucked by the guy she showed up with. Reverse cowgrrrl pussy with original swain while she sucks proprietor. Then reverse cowgrrrl anal. Proprietor changes position for missionary pussy, thus the first DP. Then DP comprised of doggy anal and cowgrrrl pussy. Then those long legs serve her well for stand-up anal, while bending down deep-throating; awesome. Then a repeat of DP reverse cowgrrrl anal, missionary pussy; cowgrrrl pussy, doggy anal. And of course creamy jizz from both swains anointing Ms. Twain's lovely visage.

Scene from Ass Riders: Finally an actual cowgrrrl spin on the oft-performed position, featuring a pair of cowboy cohorts. Cowboy hats and drinkin'. Cowboyz strip those jeans off, and oooh, isn't that flaming red bra-thong combo hot! One dude tongues her pussy while she sucks the other's cock. Then she alternates sucking cocks. Followed by one fucking her pussy while she sucks other's cock. Then a sweet side-scissor assfuck while she continues fellating other fella. Deep-throat, deep assfuck, dang. Reverse cowgrrrl anal; fellatio. Doggy anal; cowgrrl pussy. Dudes have left their boots on. Missionary assfuck; cocksuck. One jizzes on her jiggling tits, the other on her pussy; money shot variations. Sweet Sarah spreads it so she looks covered in cum.

Scene from The Click (with Claudia Rossi): Some sort of lecture hall. Spiky-haired "student" dude going over his papers. "Professor" Sarah in black pin-stripe skirt-suit ensemble and black eyeglass frames says, "I need someone to help me. Come here," as she removes her jacket. Dude tries to demur, unsuccessfully, so goes up to raised desk area, where of course he's taught how to "allow" his cock to be sucked by a gorgeous "academic," heigh-ho. Ain't higher education grand? What a "hard" test! Dude sucks her tits; her clothes melt off, and she's very fetchingly leaning on her elbows on desk, those fab long black-stockinged legs up in the air, while he fingers her educated snatch. Sweeeet. Then it's up on the desk for a doggy fuck. Damn, Sarah's hot with that raven Bettie Page hair, sheer black stockings and black stiletto heels. Then missionary fucking. Then dude's getting an "A" for assfuck, reverse cowgrrrl style, hot for teacher. A sweet gyro swivel; wish she'd do that more often, yum. Then here comes brunette Claudia Rossi with a cool ringlet 'do, in jeans, white blouse, strippin' down to white panties, then naked skin, at Sarah's sulty command. Damn, teacher Sarah's givin' "A's" all-'round, as she guides dude's meat pole up Claudia's ass while she cowgrrrl straddles, without further ado. Claudia's cute apple bottom's a nice contrast to Sarah's lean haunches. Yee-haw, reverse cowgrrrl anal. Sarah's sucks dick, spits on it, sticks it back in Claudia's apple ass. Then both babes suck cock and bend over the desk while dude takes turns doggy anal-yzing the situation. Then teacher Sarah strokes dude's cock till he cums in Claudia's pretty mouth, face, and spray-points unknown. The two babes share a slurping denouement.

Scene from M.I.L.K.: Sarah's black latex fetishistically garbed, leggings, long gloves, bodice, toying with a whip, displaying her lean panther charms. Looks like a short whip handle up her ass briefly, then she stands up and strikes a gong. That handle goes back up her ass, and three dudes appear, one with a black hood, another gagged, the third wearing a collar. Party time, with a kind of new wave-ish electronica soundtrack. They kiss and stroke her. With a closer look, that plug up her ass appears to be glass, with a kind of hair extension, like a tail. Panther indeed. Sarah sucks cock, while another smacks her ass. Plug's removed, she sucks two cocks, while the other one fingers and licks her cunt. Then doggy fucks while sucking, latex shining in the shade-shifting lighting. Next, another cock enters her ass doggy-style, while she continues her cocksuck ministrations. Then spit in her asshole, and another doggyfucks her pussy. Next, cowgrrrl pussy, doggy anal DP, while fellating. Grrrrl's a fuckin' triple-play pin-cushion. Then she DPs standin' up. Followed by side pussyfuck/cocksuck. The salacious group ceremony concludes with jizz on her ass, jizz on her boot, jizz in her elegant face. Amen.

Scene from The Sexual Adventures of Little Red: Short-skirted "schoolgrrrl" makes some sort of emergency phone call from a booth, answered by Sarah, dressed in white fur, white boots and stockings, but pussy exposed -- "Did I tell you to stop?" -- while a dude tongues her nether regions. Another dude licks her boots. Of course she then takes turns slurping their schlongs. Reverse cowgrrrl pussy and cock suck. Doggy pussy and cock suck. Reverse cowgrrrl anal; DP with the other cock in her pussy. Sarah looks stunning in her high white boots and stockings, and pulled down white top. Then DP with cowgrrrl pussy, doggy anal. Then while she's reverse cowgrrrl anal, gape, pussy, repeat, with one guy, the other dude creams in her face. The first guy soon follows suit, and a creamy funfest is had by all.

Scene from Fucker Takes All (with Angel Dark). Some nonsense about a neglected Sarah storming in on her apparent boyfriend, who's been "searching for a higher plane of awareness." He looks stupidly sheepish when he says that. She makes some comment about the higher plane of her pussy, or some such (that frickin' thick accent again), and she's standing over him, cunt exposed for a good lickin'. Her cohort Angel Dark goes down on another guy in the room. Angel Dark's another one that oddly resembles Shania Twain from certain angles. Must be some kinda in-joke; Claudia Rossi and Angel Dark sometimes resembles country singer Shania Twain, but cozy cunt Sarah Twain does not. After slurping schlongs a bit, Sarah cowgrrrl rides; Angel reverse cowgrrrl rides. Curvy Angel gets a poignant look in her eyes as she rides that cock, nice natural breasts jiggling. Then they're both cowgrrrl riding, stereo effect. Sarah gets it doggy; Angel side-fuck. Dude jizzes missionary on Sarah's belly. Angel gets creamed likewise, but then her stud fucks her ass doggy; too briefly, but sweet, jizzing again on her ass. I really liked soulful-eyed Angel Dark in this scene and wanted more of her. Part of the irony of this monster-sized review is that the scenes are briefer than optimal, BUT there are frickin' 18 of 'em, and I let myself go for the play-by-play, as it were.

Scene from Virgin Dreams 2: White bikinied Sarah's on the balcony of a white building. She waves to two white-clad dudes, and they join her at an outside table for a repast. Well, they were supposed to eat and/or drink something, but no surprise, Sarah's either the appetizer or main course pronto, which doesn't keep her from doing the standard eating of two cocks initially, of course. Side scissor-fuck on the table while she sucks the other guy. Then doggy one, suck the other. Same action moves from table to stairs. Then a cool tilted angle reverse cowgrrrl anal, brief DP, suck both. Followed by up on the roof under bright blue sky, doggy anal, cowgrrrl pussy. Fluffy white clouds blend with the white building. Exhilarating location. The dudes soon spurt white jizz all over her nice titties, her white bikini top still pulled down around her middle, underneath white clouds, on top of a white building. Kudos to art direction.

Scene from The Sexual Exhibitionists (with blonde Julie Silver): Dude's got some issue getting outside before some big sliding glass doors close automatically. He fails to do so, and takes a short nap. Sarah and Julie show up in some crotchless polka-dot bodice-stocking outfits and proceed to tease him through the glass, as he haplessly strokes glass where their asses are. They both have plugs in their asses. They remove the plugs and spread their thighs near the swimming pool, teasing the trapped voyeur, pleasuring themselves with dildos. Another dude, fresh from skinny-dipping, shows up to play with the grrrls, adding to the "torment" of the dude behind the big glass doors. The grrrls suck the dude and take turns cowgrrrl riding. Then reverse cowgrrrl, doggy for both, and Julie does reverse cowgrrrl anal. Julie has a nice rack that jiggles nicely as she's assfucked. Dude jizzes on her pussy. Sarah licks some of the jizz off Julie's pussy, and off her fingers. They all look to be moving off-camera, and the still caged voyeur bangs on the big glass doors in frustration. Ha, ha, that's it. He doesn't get any. Stand-in for the porn viewer on the other side of the TV glass?

Exclusive Scene 2: Sarah crawls across a wood floor wearing a sheer black pant suit, ass to the camera, toward a bright yellow couch. She sits on the short couch, facing camera, then two dudes appear, meat poles ready for oral engagement. She obliges, back and forth, followed by brief cocksuck, bending down, ass to camera, while the other guy fingers her pussy. Then reverse cowgrrrl pounding, while she sucks the other cock. Missionary fuck; cocksuck. Switches, side-fuck; cocksuck. Reverse cowgrrrl. Doggy fuck; cocksuck. Then DP, cowgrrrl pussy, doggy anal. Switches to reverse cowgrrrl anal, missionary pussy. Reverse cowgrrrl anal, titties slapped; cocksuck. Deep doggy anal, ass up in the air, while the other dude strokes his schlong. Gape. Back in her ass while the other cock finds her mouth. Dudes switch positions. Do it again. Then both drop heavy jizz loads on Sarah's wanton face; rivulets of cum course down her body.

For the insane amount of time I spent on this, play-by-play of 18 frickin' scenes, due to their relative individual brevity, instead of the more customary synopsizing of fewer, longer scenes, which is a lot less work, I should give it a 5. But, more scenes notwithstanding, fewer longer ones would have been both more enjoyable and lent itself to easier review handling,
since I let myself get sucked into play-by-play, as it were. It's hot, though. 4 1/2.

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