When mortals send exasperated prayers for guidance up to the heavens, the gods do everything they can to answer, especially if it means coming down to earth for a good old fashioned orgy or two.  The Jill Kelly produced “Immortal” takes ancient Greek mythology and applies it to modern day reality, with an occasional break for straight, group, and lesbian hardcore action.  Unfortunately all is not well in the heavens, as the movie takes almost half of its run time to advance story, introduce new characters, and worst of all, give adult movie stars ample time to attempt to act.  Thankfully humanity found a way to invent the fast forward button without the help of the gods, which is what can transform “Immortal” from a painful trip to Hades to a flight up to see all of Olympus’ glory.

While “Immortal” could have made a decent Showtime skin flick if they had toned down the sex and hired on a few Z grade actors, it instead tries to maintain and even advance a legitimate story and be a full blown hardcore adult movie at the same time, which has been proven time and again to be quite a futile endeavor.  The movie opens with porn star Julian begging for divine assistance in his musical career, and the muse Cleo, played by Jill Kelly herself, decides to come down and give him some “encouragement.” 

There is an overly sappy introduction complete with gag inducing heartwarming music where they meet, fall in love, and have random couple antics before moving on to what at first appears is going to be a great guy on girl scene.  Then the music keeps going.  The moans are then completely muted in favor of listening to the “look at how perfectly in love this couple is” music for the entire duration of the scene.  To further underscore how they are really, really in love, and not just two porn stars humping each other, the camera avoids the nether regions for most of the scene, instead keeping mostly to side or above shots that show the movements but not the actual penetration or oral pleasure.  That might fly on Skinemax, but it sure doesn’t in an XXX movie.  The botched scene is probably explained by the fact that Julian and Jill Kelly where married at the time, and had decided they would only be having sex with each other and were attempting to have a child, which may also account for the overall story arc and endless segments showing just how in love the main characters are. 

After more pointless story scenes about Julian’s budding musical career, the first decent sex scene finally arrives, at only twenty-six minutes into the movie.  An exceptionally attractive dirty blonde in a seriously short skirt mounts a very lucky Randy Spears and gives him some extra special treatment.  Although her breasts are a lot smaller than the average porn actresses, she more than makes up for it with her sexy attitude, practically oozing sexuality and horniness.  All of the trash that came before can be forgiven as soon as she takes a big schlong in her mouth, looking very cute with her school girl glasses and button up shirt still mostly on.  She works her tongue up and down his tool, getting it well lubed for the friction that will soon be occurring.  Randy returns the favor, diving into her muff while she’s sitting on a desk with most of her clothes still on her body, just moved to the side to show off all the good stuff, which is extremely sexy.  Before long she decides that she’s had enough of tongue and needs something a little more substantial between her thighs, mounting Randy reverse cowgirl style and going for a wild ride.  Her soft little moans and gasps keep up the sexy school girl vibe and make the scene even more hot.

Savvy viewers will have figured out to fast forward immediately after the sex scene to avoid all the silly talking going on afterwards in between them and a fantastic orgy that is about to ensue.  It seems the other goddesses are a little concerned that Cleo has been spending too much time on earth and it’s up to them to come down and investigate.  Oh yeah, and they need to fuck every single person in a beach bar while they’re at it.  Every conceivable position and style gets it’s due during the scene, with girls going wild on each other pussies, working in groups with their tongues on throbbing cocks, and taking loads all over their breasts and in their mouths.  There is almost too much going on in the scene, so some of the bigger name stars like Devon get only a fraction of the screen time while the lesser known lasses get to steal the show.  While the scene is amazing and sure to get the viewer off, it could have been even better with some anal action or a girl getting it in two or more holes at once.

There will be some more fast forwarding before getting to an all girl threesome, featuring the ever luscious Asia Carrera going to town on two young hot female bodies.  The scene has a lot of build up with the girls taking their time touching and caressing each other before getting the clothes off and the tongues and fingers out.  The spectacular finale has Asia at the top of the bed running her hands all over her big bouncy tits with the two other girls lined up in a row to form a chain of women frantically slurping at each other’s wet cunts until they all climax.

Julian and Jill Kelly have the honor of finishing the flick off with a much better scene than the opener, sucking and fucking each other with wild abandon until he blows his load all over her pussy and tight tummy.  After the final act of penetration, “Immortal” finishes with a melodramatic twist ending that was clearly spawned by some issues Miss Kelly was working through at the time involving her being conflicted about staying in the adult film industry when she really wanted to settle down and have a family.

Although “Immortal” focuses far more on story than on sex, liberal use of the remote control can salvage the film into something worth paying for, and the spectacular orgy scene is worth the price of admission alone.


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