
When mortals send exasperated prayers for guidance up to the
heavens, the gods do everything they can to answer, especially if it means
coming down to earth for a good old fashioned orgy or two. The Jill Kelly produced “Immortal” takes
ancient Greek mythology and applies it to modern day reality, with an
occasional break for straight, group, and lesbian hardcore action. Unfortunately all is not well in the heavens,
as the movie takes almost half of its run time to advance story, introduce new
characters, and worst of all, give adult movie stars ample time to attempt to
act. Thankfully humanity found a way to
invent the fast forward button without the help of the gods, which is what can
transform “Immortal” from a painful trip to Hades to a flight up to see all of
Olympus’ glory.
While “Immortal” could have made a decent Showtime skin
flick if they had toned down the sex and hired on a few Z grade actors, it
instead tries to maintain and even advance a legitimate story and be a full blown
hardcore adult movie at the same time, which has been proven time and again to
be quite a futile endeavor. The movie
opens with porn star Julian begging for divine assistance in his musical
career, and the muse Cleo, played by Jill Kelly herself, decides to come down
and give him some “encouragement.”
There is an overly sappy introduction complete with gag
inducing heartwarming music where they meet, fall in love, and have random
couple antics before moving on to what at first appears is going to be a great
guy on girl scene. Then the music keeps
going. The moans are then completely
muted in favor of listening to the “look at how perfectly in love this couple
is” music for the entire duration of the scene.
To further underscore how they are really, really in love, and not just
two porn stars humping each other, the camera avoids the nether regions for
most of the scene, instead keeping mostly to side or above shots that show the
movements but not the actual penetration or oral pleasure. That might fly on Skinemax, but it sure
doesn’t in an XXX movie. The botched
scene is probably explained by the fact that Julian and Jill Kelly where
married at the time, and had decided they would only be having sex with each
other and were attempting to have a child, which may also account for the
overall story arc and endless segments showing just how in love the main
characters are.
After more pointless story scenes about Julian’s budding
musical career, the first decent sex scene finally arrives, at only twenty-six
minutes into the movie. An exceptionally
attractive dirty blonde in a seriously short skirt mounts a very lucky Randy
Spears and gives him some extra special treatment. Although her breasts are a lot smaller than
the average porn actresses, she more than makes up for it with her sexy
attitude, practically oozing sexuality and horniness. All of the trash that came before can be
forgiven as soon as she takes a big schlong in her mouth, looking very cute
with her school girl glasses and button up shirt still mostly on. She works her tongue up and down his tool,
getting it well lubed for the friction that will soon be occurring. Randy returns the favor, diving into her muff
while she’s sitting on a desk with most of her clothes still on her body, just
moved to the side to show off all the good stuff, which is extremely sexy. Before long she decides that she’s had enough
of tongue and needs something a little more substantial between her thighs,
mounting Randy reverse cowgirl style and going for a wild ride. Her soft little moans and gasps keep up the
sexy school girl vibe and make the scene even more hot.
Savvy viewers will have figured out to fast forward
immediately after the sex scene to avoid all the silly talking going on
afterwards in between them and a fantastic orgy that is about to ensue. It seems the other goddesses are a little
concerned that Cleo has been spending too much time on earth and it’s up to
them to come down and investigate. Oh
yeah, and they need to fuck every single person in a beach bar while they’re at
it. Every conceivable position and style
gets it’s due during the scene, with girls going wild on each other pussies,
working in groups with their tongues on throbbing cocks, and taking loads all
over their breasts and in their mouths.
There is almost too much going on in the scene, so some of the bigger
name stars like Devon get only a fraction of the screen time while the lesser
known lasses get to steal the show.
While the scene is amazing and sure to get the viewer off, it could have
been even better with some anal action or a girl getting it in two or more
holes at once.
There will be some more fast forwarding before getting to an
all girl threesome, featuring the ever luscious Asia Carrera going to town on
two young hot female bodies. The scene
has a lot of build up with the girls taking their time touching and caressing
each other before getting the clothes off and the tongues and fingers out. The spectacular finale has Asia at the top of
the bed running her hands all over her big bouncy tits with the two other girls
lined up in a row to form a chain of women frantically slurping at each other’s
wet cunts until they all climax.
Julian and Jill Kelly have the honor of finishing the flick
off with a much better scene than the opener, sucking and fucking each other
with wild abandon until he blows his load all over her pussy and tight tummy. After the final act of penetration,
“Immortal” finishes with a melodramatic twist ending that was clearly spawned
by some issues Miss Kelly was working through at the time involving her being
conflicted about staying in the adult film industry when she really wanted to
settle down and have a family.
Although “Immortal” focuses far more on story than on sex,
liberal use of the remote control can salvage the film into something worth
paying for, and the spectacular orgy scene is worth the price of admission
alone.
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