The setup for Where the Boys Aren’t 14 is a girls-only bar.  It’s something of a dive-cum-pool hall-cum fetish motif, which I would call “All-purpose Porn Scene Set-up, Early 21st century.”  It’s much better lit than a real dyke bar, and there’s nary a buzz cut or nose ring in sight.  In other words, pure lipstick lesbo fantasy. 

Bartender/owner Jenna Jameson chats to the camera and serves as our guide to the festivities.  Up first is Dasha, sitting on a throne with smoke rising all around the orangey lights  She’s wearing a sexy white tank top with pasties underneath, black fishnets, and black leather boots, which shoeshine girl Dayton is avidly licking.  Dayton looks good, with a sequined black bandanna, chainmail top, and cute white boy briefs.  Dasha is way into her boots here, using them to massage Dayton’s pussy, peel off her briefs, and gently (one hopes) stroke her slit.  They say that Houdini could tie and untie shoelaces with his toes, so Dasha’s in good company here. 

Dayton gives some finger and mouth stimulation to Dasha’s pussy.  Dasha starts screaming almost immediately, which is a bit too soon for verisimilitude.  Dayton is quite  a good little servant, so it’s only natural that Dasha returns the boot-licking (and snatch-licking) in kind.  Voyeur Kira Kener watches from the side and is overcome with the need to touch herself as Dasha rips away Dayton’s briefs and manually stimulates her pussy.

Kira’s got on a t-shift that tears away right over one of her magnificent breasts, and her leather bottom has some convenient pull down straps that let her get right to her womanhood.  Dasha moves to oral, then both she and Dayton let Kira sit on the throne.  It’s a shame Kira didn’t do more g/g scenes, because it’s quite a turn-on watching her French kiss with Dasha.  Kira really seems to be enjoying herself here, which is another plus.

Bar owner Jenna is so turned on by Dasha that she decides she wants some of that action.  She pulls Dasha aside, and gives her a long, slow licking.  She alternates this with inviting looks back to the camera, a nice touch.  Jenna removes Dasha’s pasties, props her on a bar stool, and gives her a heavy-duty finger fucking.  Dasha just loves this, and when the two share deep kisses, it feels intensely hot and real.  Dasha returns oral favors, licking Jenna’s nipples, and turning her around for a rear entry finger fuck, first on the barstool and then on the bar itself. 

After this, Jenna turns to a stage where 3 male strippers are gyrating.  She explains that they’re there for show only, and if they set foot off the stage, they’re fired.  The girls then play a little game to try to tempt the boys to jump off the stage.  They must be Zen masters as well as male strippers, because they barely seem to notice Taylor Hayes perched below them, getting eaten out by Briana Banks.  Jenna, meanwhile, lavishes attention on Raylene, who shares some deep kisses with Taylor.  The action gets fast and furious, with lots of position shifts, tight framing, and cutting.  Even though this is just pure eye candy, like a music video, the heat is palpable.  All 4 women keep up the camera acknowledgment.  You’ll seem them lying back and loving the licking they’re getting, then turn to you, the viewer, with a smoldering smile.  Such a simple effect, but so powerful . 

The scene culminates with Taylor, Raylene, and Briana lying in front of the bar while the stripper boys hold the ladies’ legs over their heads,  so Jenna can move down the line and lick each one.  This assembly line of pussy-licking is actually a nice incorporation of both extras and the 3-on-1 setup.  All three girls then return the favor and give Jenna a full queen treatment, licking, sucking, and caressing like suppliant little princesses.

Jenna chats a bit more with the camera operator, who turns out to be exotic Chelsea Sinclaire.  Jenna and Chelsea switch places so that Chelsea can get busy with lovely Cheyenne Silver.  Chelsea’s a cute girl, but not at all in the same league as the other stars on display here.  She’s decked out butch fashion, with a white tank top, leather chaps, leather officer’s cap, and (yes, believe it) a jockstrap.  Dark-haired natural beauty Cheyenne rips away the jockstrap with her teeth and then lets her tongue and mouth explore Chelsea’s most feminine region, before they switch places.  Cheyenne really gets into her oral, and has lovely deft technique, so the Best Cunnilingus award here goes to her. 

The last scene is (big surprise) an all-girl orgy.  The tone here is similar to the Taylor-Raylene-Briana-Jenna foursome: constant activity, lots of tight framing, and nice smooth camera tilts and pans.  What makes the scene work is the energy.  Since no one starlet is the center of attention, it’s all about the group attitude, which is positive, intense, and lustfully upbeat.  Momentum is also what makes or breaks orgy scenes, and here it just keeps moving forward with unflagging energy.  It makes for a great final scene.

 


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