Oh my God... Orgies. This was a tough egg to break since my last two orgy movies were exceptional.
Rio Carnival Orgy 2 & 3 were awesome. So this movie (Orgy Sex Parties # 4) was the first American version of an orgy for me, just by watching the cover I knew it was a real orgy (not like that those so called orgies, where 2 couples are having sex and swap).

I was right, in each of these scenes at least 10 people are fucking at the same time and sometimes 4 or 5 are fucking together, you know, the first guy licking one girl's pussy and having another girl jumping up and down (BOING BOING BOING!!) seating on his dick and sucking another's guy cock at the same time, and that guy's fingering a last girl's ass. Now, that's what I call AN ORGY!!!

Now, this is pretty much a real orgy, a brief party first (at least brief for us) and then the sex. But this scenes reminded me of my Mexican Hometown. The same place full with a bunch of drunk assholes and horny couples touching each other without caring the drunks were watching (and even touching!!) WHAT A TURN-OFF!!

PARTY ONE: WET WEDDING WILLIES

The action starts as soon as you press play on your remote!! (WHAT??) No foreplay, no party shots, just around 20 people in a small living room. This is pretty much like taking it in the ass without lube!!! (I've heard, no experience here).
You can't tell the difference between two bodies, this is like a human puree: big cocks, big tits, small tits, big butts, small butts, and no clear dialogue. You see a lot of sucking, licking and no main characters or some dialogue at least.
There are around 20 people, 7 men and the rest are women, and the sad, sad thing about this is everybody gets a fuck buddy and around 6 women are in the middle of the scene watching what's it like to have sex.
One of them gets so horny and lonely she even uses what appears to be a wine bottle.
WTF? this is sad, did anybody in this scene heard the word threesome before?
Oh yeah!!, A couple of r'tards stuffing the same woman, what a bunch of losers!! there are 6 free women eager to fuck and this couple of jerks fuck the same woman?? it's a sad day for humanity.
The scene was lame, bad edition (you're listening one song and when the camera switches to another couple and cut, then you notice the song stops and starts with the other couple like five to ten seconds later, you easily find out how much time the cut useless) the director (if any) sucks, anybody who can't tell some lazy ass jerk: "hey take one of the extra girls and start a threesome", is no director at all.
Oh yeah, and one guy is wearing a wooden bracelet with catholic church's saints' images, is this guy really that stupid?? You wear those at church, not at an orgy asshole!!
If any good from this scene: no drunken assholes staring at them.

PARTY TWO: PUMP THE NIGHT

This party starts way off better than the first one. You see a lot of people in Halloween costumes, talking, drinking, having fun. There are probably 50 to 70 people all around the house having fun. They even have a guy with a spray paint gun painting his designs to women's bodies (optional for them). Finally after you're kind familiarized with the people at the party and start pointing out which girls you wanna see naked, a woman starts sucking cock to one guy and having her pussy and ass fingered by 2 different guys.
A sad thing in this scene is to watch a man pretty much in the middle of the orgy having no girl wanting to fuck him, can you believe that? an orgy and nobody to fuck him!!
On the other hand, one of the best things is, you get to watch Samira getting involved at least a few seconds in this orgy (fully dressed though).

PARTY THREE: SLUTTY AND SLUTTIER

Here we go again, no party, no foreplay and in less than 3 minutes a girl is getting rammed. The music it's boring out of my crying eyes, the environment never takes off, and guess what...
MORE STUPID DRUNKEN GUYS DOING WHAT THEY DO BEST, ANNOYING THE ORGY AND YOU!!!

PARTY FOUR: BAYSIDE BEAVER BANG

Same setting, big house with lots of people talking, drinking, having a good time. Three girls turn this party into a sex party. They're in the back of the house, close to the pool and where you can see the ocean and they start kissing, caressing, licking and sucking, yep (nipples, pussy and skin).
And the problem starts, a bunch of guys drinking are staring at them (and who wouldn't) but then you see that they're still there, barfing ignorance at them, laughing out loud, clapping and that's just kinda annoying.

They cut the scene and you see a lot of couple inside the house already fucking and you're kinda happy to find out that some of the girls you wanted to see naked are doing it, but then you also find out that there's still a line of (now) drunken assholes doing the same annoying thing they were doing before with the threesome girls, and they keep fucking around the whole scene, spanking a chubby girl who's sucking a guy's cock. Hey, come on, the girl's sucking cock and it's pretty lame having several drunken idiots spanking your ass until it's red hot and the director telling them nothing to make them stop. You feel sorry for her, 'cause she looks desperate and the stupid bastards keep spanking her without truce (Fucking assholes!).

PARTY FIVE: BALLROOM BLISS

Well, yeah... is it really necessary? Do you really wanna know what happened here?, well... if you want to...
This is another soul-less party, most of the people playing pool, this is pretty much the same, except for a couple of things:

  • They use glass dildos (or dongs, who the hell knows the difference) to stick it up some girl's ass, and here's the only real DP of the whole movie, and I have to admit it, it was kinda hot.
  • Oh yeah, and don't forget your drunken assholes are included too!!

ENJOY!!! (if you really can)

Zacarias Blanco out...

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