Princess o' Cream Nadia Nyce is oddly intriguing. She seems like an amnesiac, a sparkling Bollywood-esque star with an incongruous Manchester accent, ravishing at 5'7" and curvy yet slender, in a simple white dress, who mysteriously stumbled into the "clutches" of homely big-dog-dicked Rodney Moore for a 50-shoot "one-night stand" within 6 mos. of '95, and apparently out of the business by '97 -- perhaps when she regained her Bollywood princess memory, heigh-ho.

Not only does a frame-by-frame account of repetitive sexual positions get old, but in the case of this DVD, especially irrelevant. One doesn't care that Nadia is now being fucked missionary style, now being fucked doggy, now fooling around with one grrrl, then another. The only thing that matters is that she's vibrantly, exotically gorgeous, and seemingly a lost amnesiac from a Bollywood production next door.

That, and the fact her beautiful visage is repeatedly drenched with Rodney's plentiful cum-cream. At first, in her very first scene ever, she just keeps that regal smile on her face, and her lips closed as the thick cream layers her face to an almost bukkake degree. Then, in later scenes, she loosens up more, we notice her old-school hairy muff is more trimmed, and she enjoys herself all the more.

It hardly matters what she's wearing or not wearing, as that's not key to her fetishistic schtick. No, what matters is she manages to mix the lactating fluid of one babe cohort with jizz in one scene, even involving food, and Rodney creams her coffee for her in another scene, and she licks jizz off a table and shower door in other scenes.

Throughout, the constant is loads and loads of cream on that Bollywood princess face, deep enigmatic eyes viewing the camera with some private amusement only she could express.

As we view her "slummer's progress," she opens her mouth more, licks the jizz, gets increasingly into kitty craves her cream mode.

Ultimately, all the scenes blur together, and all we care about is Nadia enjoying her own enigmatic beauty and incredible cream consumption increasingly.

The highlight of all this is the outdoor scene overlooking the Pacific. Again, just easy-going standard sex, like any guy and his girlfriend on a picnic. But after the inevitable one-man bukkake blast on her gorgeous visage yet again, those
deep-pool-o'-India eyes staring back at the viewer hauntingly, she stands up, walks around, naked goddess, with this insanely plentiful gob of jizz all over her face, reveling in the glory of the setting sun.

Her very presence lyricizes every action.

She only boffed one other guy, U.S. professionally, anyway, some pornster characterized as ugly, annoying, and poorly endowed, name of Ed Powers. Go figure. I found out he's Scorpio, so he must have gotten by on sheer chutzpah. Oh, and she did her only anal with this troll, so I suppose I'll hunt it down. Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes 10 is the title.

Background info says she got married, and was briefly in email contact with Rodney in 2002, maybe just hi, maybe to come back to biz; Rodney didn't reply.

Hilariously, and appropriately, she has a profile on Facebook. One provocative pic up front. One wonders if she still plies her sex appeal professionally, at the "ripe old age" of 35. Only her birth year is given; wish I knew her astro-info. I like that textural shit. I just may sign up, send a note to her, out of sheer curiosity.

Nothing exceptional about this compilation; uneven image quality, no gonzo or anal action. But Nadia Nyce, the first, is her own quietly soulful special effect, face-to-facially fabulous, so I can't give her less than a 4.

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