Cuuuummmmm!!!

“Homegrown Video #731: Tits of Wrath” (2008) by Pure Play Media stars Rain Star, Rion, Julie, Eri’ka Kane, Page Turner, Rev. Penny Arcade, Johnny Zane and Fushia.

Rain Star and Rion start out chatting and they are kinda sweet.  Rion is a cutie and I can’t wait to see him fuck.  I am impressed with the camera angles since this is amateur porn.  Both of them have nice bodies that are free of enhancements and airbrushing.  As far as I can tell, Rain’s tits are not wrathful.

Rain starts sucking his cock, and Rion is moaning in pleasure.  I enjoy hearing the men; let us know you’re having a good time!  Rion knows to pull Rain’s hair back during a blow job shot; methinks Rion has seen porn before.

Rion starts eating her pussy and I need a moment.  It’s not just a tongue flick and clitoral assault, instead Rion really gets in there and feasts on her pussy.  The fucking begins and it’s almost as if they’ve forgotten they’re being filmed.  Their dirty talk is decent and Rain announces her orgasm loudly.  Rion has no intention of stopping and he continues to ram her hungry pussy.

The camera gets in nice and tight on the continued fucking and we see Rion’s cum-covered cock.  Yeah, I’m diggin’ this video pretty hard at this point.

This couple fucks in every position they can think of and Stud Rion (his new nickname) finally ends their fuckfest.  If these two ever wanted to quit their day jobs, they could both definitely have a good career in porn.

Julie and Johnny Zane are next and I’m surprised Johnny isn’t already in porn.  He has a really nice cock, long and thick, but not insane monster huge.  Their scene is quieter than the previous and they seem to be a little more aware of the camera.  Julie’s tits do nothing wrathful, and I’m beginning to wonder why in the hell this is titled “Tits of Wrath.” 

Page Turner, Fushia and Rev. Penny Arcade stage some sort of demonic exorcism holy water rescue scene  and it’s exactly as cheesy as it sounds but it’s meant to be, so that’s OK.  “She needs a sexorism bad,” Rev. Arcade declares.  Fushia nearly broke character and laughed (think Jimmy Fallon next to Will Farrell), but she manages to stay in “character.”

The sexorism starts soon enough and a threesome commences.  Fushia thinks her healing juice is in Rev. Arcade’s cock and she tries to suck it out by force.  Rev. Penny Arcade leaves his knee-high black socks with white polka dots on; what the hell is it with socks and porn lately?  Amateurs:  Take off your socks!

The Good Reverend massages Page Turner’s clit with his pierced cock.  This is the first time I’ve seen this in porn, and it’s awesome.  I cannot stress this enough.

In an effort to cure her, Rev. Arcade jams his Curing Cum down Fushia’s throat and she takes the treatment in full deep throat fashion.  The sexorism is declared a success and the women take a shower together. 

Eri’ka Kane is up next with a solo scene and she has her way with a purple dildo.  She has a way of playing to the camera, while at the same time we think she’s forgotten about it.  Her career in porn would be promising, as well.  She is very nice and sweet, which is a great way to end the movie.

The more amateur porn I see, the more I like it.  I think it’s a nice respite from the hardcore, polished porn but fret not, I’ll be back to that as well.  It’s nice to mix it up for a bit.  This movie had solid performances, great sex and as far as I can tell, Kahn did not declare war on any tits. 

This movie would have rated 5 stars, but I have a new policy:  Leave your socks on, get an automatic one-star deduction.  Fuck-me pumps are fine, sexy hose are fine, take your damn socks off!  My apologies to any sock fetishists.

“Homegrown Video #731: Tits of Wrath” (2008) by Pure Play Media stars Rain Star, Rion, Julie, Eri’ka Kane, Page Turner, Rev. Penny Arcade, Johnny Zane and Fushia.

 


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