No Dicks for These Chicks
- Rating:
- By Keith Blakely
- Published 08/22/2008
- Lesbian Sex
- Review Unrated
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- Studio: Syndicat
- Performers: Chandler, Tina Cherry, Chalie, Amber Michaels
- Director: unnamed
- Pros: A variety of set-ups, the best using gorgeous, natural women.
- Cons: Some cheesy VHS scenes tacked on at the end. Just ignore the fake-tit food fight and keep with the good stuff.
- Bottom Line: This could have been a great, single-sided DVD, with the other scenes left on the floor. But what do you care if you only go back to side one?
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Keith Blakely
With a bit of my own background in the industry, I have strong feelings about what makes for a good production. This seemed like a good way to put those ideas to use. I've also played in punk bands, and so have a special interest in hard rocking porn.
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No Dicks for These Chicks. DVD review.
It’s pretty easy to get what “No Dicks for These Chicks” is about from the title, but this DVD is a bit different from the usual clip collection. And while it’s a pretty uneven set, there’s enough on the four-hour, double-sided disc to more than make up for the ones you might skip over after a few views. And fortunately, the best scenes are on the first side, making it easy to ignore the bad audio and VHS transfers tacked on to the end.
Right off the bat is the happiest surprise: a poolside scene featuring Jada Fox and - although her name isn’t on the box - the beautiful Justine Joli. It might not be the professional studio shoot of Justine’s scenes for Andrew Blake, but it’s a lot hotter, with nice close-ups and a real chemistry between her and Fox. Chandler and Alexa Rae are also caught outside, and again there’s no mugging for the camera. These girls really seem into it. Jada Fox returns for a bathroom scene with Ember Haze which is the hottest girl-on-girl on the DVD. Unfortunately the typical techno track overpowers most of their moans, but both are completely into the action.
While Justine’s dexterous tongue is a hard thing to beat, the next scene is what makes this a must. Three gorgeous, sadly uncredited women in a “Taxicab Confessions” type scene, flashing their middle-aged driver and getting him to show his cock before ditching him and disappearing (inexplicably) into a warehouse for some hot strap-on fucking. It’s a fake, sure, but the girls are actually funny.
Those four scenes run more than an hour, and after that things get more typical - bad implants and silly whipped cream fights. Enough to get your rocks off, but the first hour is what will make you glad you bought it.
Right off the bat is the happiest surprise: a poolside scene featuring Jada Fox and - although her name isn’t on the box - the beautiful Justine Joli. It might not be the professional studio shoot of Justine’s scenes for Andrew Blake, but it’s a lot hotter, with nice close-ups and a real chemistry between her and Fox. Chandler and Alexa Rae are also caught outside, and again there’s no mugging for the camera. These girls really seem into it. Jada Fox returns for a bathroom scene with Ember Haze which is the hottest girl-on-girl on the DVD. Unfortunately the typical techno track overpowers most of their moans, but both are completely into the action.
While Justine’s dexterous tongue is a hard thing to beat, the next scene is what makes this a must. Three gorgeous, sadly uncredited women in a “Taxicab Confessions” type scene, flashing their middle-aged driver and getting him to show his cock before ditching him and disappearing (inexplicably) into a warehouse for some hot strap-on fucking. It’s a fake, sure, but the girls are actually funny.
Those four scenes run more than an hour, and after that things get more typical - bad implants and silly whipped cream fights. Enough to get your rocks off, but the first hour is what will make you glad you bought it.
