Open wide, girls! No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 is yet another hypersexual tour-de-force from Jules Jordan Video. Directed by perverted POV mastermind Mike John, this 2-disc bang bang skeet skeet-a-thon clocks in at nearly four hours! With lengthy scenes, we get to see supersluts Dana DeArmond, Velicity Von, Tatiana Kush, Adrianna Nicole and Allie Foster decadently put through their paces before getting rewarded for all their enthusiastic work with load after load of baby batter. True to NCDA formula, each girl gets worked over, does a blowbang then swallows all her cares away.

Disc one kicks off with Mike John paying a little homage to legendary director John Leslie as he and his vouyer cam peek in on sexy brunette Dana DeArmond, "the Internet's Girlfriend," frantically giving a sloppy BJ to a tatted-up, mohawked stud. Dana welcomes Mike in to get a little more up close and personal. Dana's such a good girl getting teabagged and throatfucked, mostly in a "Look Ma, no hands" fashion. Things get serious when her tongue and hand work lead our first stud to shoot his load right down her throat. *Gulp* That was just a warm-up as we see the minx tease, shimmy and shake her beautifully toned, natural body out of her baby blue top and thong (dig the pierced clit and wicked cherry tat on her bald snatch). After going to the kitchen for a martini glass, we know she's got something for us to see. Before you know it, she's blowbanging five big dicked studs (2 black, 3 white) in the living room! Upside down in a chair, each stud takes his turn teabagging and throatfucking her, getting loads of saliva and precum all over her pin-up pretty face! All studs unleash their loads into the glass to give her a dirty martini she'll never forget!


Dana DeArmond in No Cum Dodging Allowed 9

Bad kitty Dana is not done yet! She crawls seductively into the bedroom and plays with her moistened pussy and ass for us before getting pounded by Mr. Pete and James Deen! The action in this scene is scorching hot with both studs cramming all her holes. There is a LOT of spanking, choking, spitting, fish-hooking and stamping in the midst of their hot double penetration fucking. Both cocks spew their juices into Dana's much deserving mouth. Yes, this is a true video nasty and a pretty intense fuck scene which definitely sets the tone for the rest of the feature.

Porn rookie Allie Foster gets inter-viewed by Mike before they get into some POV action. She's a dirty blond with an adorable face, brown doe eyes and big natural tits. The talk is cut short as Mike can't help but sample the goods, squeezing her jugs and fingering her snatch before starting off with a nice blowjob. Before long, the lucky bastard gives her a hard missionary fuck. Their doggystyle is hot with Allie's tramp stamp in view and her puckered asshole bobbing with each thrust. She does a little pussy to mouth before riding him cowgirl. Allie gives Mike a great titfuck with a lot of eye contact before he blows his load right into her mouth.

Tit fans will love the titty shimmy Allie does at the beginning of part two, right before she takes on six (!!!) massive cocks for a blowbang. She can barely get her hot mouth around two of the schlongs, but she does an excellent job with eye contact and shows some ambidexterity with handjob action. After a short round of throatfucking, the guys put her on her back for some titfucking; her funbags look great with the sheen of lube. All studs pop their six-man sperm smoothie into a large glass for little Allie to gulp down. The feat gets her a well-deserved round of applause from the crew.

Big tit fans rejoice! Disc one ends with a stellar pair...of scenes with Velicity Von! This blonde stunner looks amazing in her gray tank top and daisy duke shorts. Velicity's tease is flawless showing off her tall, lean body and giving us sultry glances as she fingers herself. Two huge boners appear and make their way to her mouth. Much to our delight, they belong to Steve French and Sean Michaels. Sean "rocks that ass" from behind while Velicity pays French's uncut Euro cock a little lip service. The guys switch off with French doing his trademark jackhammering while Sean enjoys having his obsidian pole polished. Frenchie gets first dibs on anal as Velicity keeps her lips and tongue working on Sean's cock. The sneers of delight multiply as she takes Sean's huge black cock balls deep into her ass. The fuck rotations are highly energetic here with this volcanic scene ending with a messy facial, scoop and swallow.


Velicity Von in No Cum Dodging Allowed 9

There's barely any cleanup time for Velicity before our gang of five strolls in for quick blowbang lovin'. Velicity slobs each cock and set of balls with reckless abandon and offers each guy a feverish titfuck before taking each load right in her mouth. No need for a glass, this superslut gets the man goo straight from the tap!

Worth five stars on its own, disc one features all of the filthy fuckery above in over two hours of excellent scenes. Does disc two follow through?

Relative newcummer Tatiana Kush barely looks 21 with her co-ed cuteness, big natural C cups (love her full areolae) and hairy snatch. The petite pornster takes on the gang of five in an outdoor blowbang. I love the way her cheeks flush as she works her pierced tongue up and down each guy's shaft. Just like the fabulous Miss Von, Tatiana takes each load down the hatch and doesn't miss a beat to swallow although a stud gets a spoon to assist with the drippings. We soon follow her juicy ass and tramp stamp indoors where Sean Michaels and Steve French are ready to strike. The cowgirl riding is plentiful, even in their hard dp session. Her round delicious butt, throaty moans, gap teeth and O face even draws to mind a vision of a young Belladonna (here's hoping she gets that dirty as her career progresses). Both studs offer up large loads of jizz to Tatiana's awaiting mouth.

Finally, the sexy honey-blond Adrianna Nicole ascends a cherry wood staircase in a hot white bikini. The large colorful tattoo on her right hip and the way she almost instantaneously winks her asshole at the camera lets us know what we're in store for. She smiles and playfully squeezes her big natural tits for us before fingering her sweet pussy and ass up close for the camera. Longtime pornster Dave Hardman and James Deen barely get their clothes off before tag teaming her. She takes their relentless throatfucking like a champ and enjoys James's hand around her throat. James gets to pound her pussy and ass mercilessly while she sucks Dave balls and all. All the while, this good little whore is looking up, smiling and loving every fucking minute! Both guys go all-out on the anal fucking and ATM, continually feeding her ass juice to her. The nasty boy that he is, James keeps up the choking, fish-hooking and spitting making the intensity of the scene nearly eclipse the first with his manhandling of Miss DeArmond (kudos, you kinky fuck). Instead of screaming in their hard dp, Adrianna's too busy smiling and smothering Dave with her sweater puppies: how can you not love her spirit? You'll love it even more when you feast your eyes on their DOUBLE ANAL!!! For all her hard work and eager sluttery Adrianna gets two hot mouthfuls of ball juice. This scorcher of a scene makes the final blowbang seem like child's play. However, the saving grace is Adrianna's neverending enthusiasm to suck and slurp each cock into submission. She tries her darndest to take each guy balls and all, obviously loves the feel of each dick thrashing into her throat and welcomes the feel of cock meat between her wet boobs. All six men get her grade-A happy ending as she catches their loads, sucks each cock clean and takes one final, masterful swallow!

No Cum Dodging Allowed 9 is a cumshot/swallow fan's dream; while heavy on oral, it surely doesn't skimp on real hardcore sex. I highly recommend it for fans of Jules Jordan, Mike John and all the hot ladies involved. Where the blowbangs occasionally lose their steam, the fuck sessions never waiver on intensity and the girls show great energy throughout. The end credits list the blowbang guys as Hooks, Mark Zane, Sauve XXX, Tone Capone, Mike Hash, Johnny Fender and Arnold Schwartzenpecker.The runtime is listed at 3 hours, 49 minutes and even includes a fun 30 minute behind the scenes. The multiple chapter stops are a great feature and help you get off as needed. The photo gallery is very high quality which is standard for Jules Jordan products. Trailers include POV Pervert 9 & 10, Elastic Assholes 6, and Praise The Load, among others. As you might have guessed, the cumshot recap is fantastic and a great compliment to your overall viewing experience.

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