Thai Twat Tourist Twinge
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- By Pax Analysis
- Published 08/26/2008
- Teen Sex (18 and over) , Small Tits , Natural Tits , Asian Sex , Amateur Sex
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- DVD Title: Teens in Thailand 2
- Studio: Asia Bootleg
- Performers: Ya, Nana, Bo Pai, Lee
- Director: Unknown
- Pros: Couple of cute lil' bods fucking and sucking.
- Cons: Unintentional subtext of third-world poverty.
- Bottom Line: Ironic pang.
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Tiny Thai Scenes are divided by the quickly faded promise of shots of tropical ocean paradise, and neon Bangkok excitement.
Ya (yawn) is a plain stiff chick seemingly dressed for the office in a black demure suit, beginning opening scene. She strips to black bra/panties at desk, and I don't care. Ya cracks quim and I don't care. Ya sucks average-sized "tourist" dick and I don't care. Doggy dicking twat, stretch-marked ass. Missionary. Reverse cowgrrrl. Jizz in her humble plain face; palms together bow.
Nana is a petite little animal in a pink bikini, and she first appears by the sea; again that idyllic tropical tease. She's the chick on the cover, the sexiest of the lot. Back at the hotel, still fetching in her pink bikini, her pink is poked by a
"tourist" again. Soon she's the next to suck dick. She strips, and sucks some more on the bed. Then it's doggy again, and as before, tho' I forgot to mention it, with a condom. Then reverse cowgrrrl. Her tawny skin blends nicely with warm wood panel background. She's at least desirable, tho' I would have kept her on the beach and fucked her ass till the sunset, for a point and a half rating upgrade. Back to doggy -- and what's with the stretch marks on the ass again? These chix don't seem like they were ever fat. O well. Back to reverse then regular cowgrrrl. Then missionary again. Like the first chick, Nana seems to hide more than she reveals, only mildly turned on by the proceedings. After the dude cums on her belly, she takes a shower.
Bo Pai is sitting in a chair wearing nothing but a fishnet top, idly fingering herself. As she gets up moves around, she seems a little taller than the others, nicer tits. More attractive in face than Ya, maybe slightly less than Nana, but a hint of more sensitivity in the eyes, less guarded, or just more naturally soulful. The way she sucks cock is a little haunting, though, like it's the only way she's getting rice for dinner or something. Then it's on to missionary and doggy,
still wearing the fishnet top. Reverse cowgrrrl, and the dude jizzes on her pussy. She stands, and the camera does not pan up. It's as if her haunted eyes contain the pain of third-world sex tourism. I find myself feeling more compassion for Bo Pai and her ilk than general arousal.
Lee is the only chick to be sexed without a condom. The scene begins with her in a kind of lime apron, thong, bra get-up, small-breasted like Nana, but a bit thicker below the waist. She has a warm, winning smile, as if the antidote to Bo Pai's haunting eyes. Like, it's okay to get off on fucky-wucky again now, since you can't personally feed the third fucking world. Sigh. She sucks cock while she's fingered. Then doggy and reverse cowgrrrl. More cocksucking, side- fucking, missionary, till she takes an artful cum streak in the face. Throughout she had seemed slightly pained, tight pussy 'n' all, but finally her smile returns.
Watching this was a little strange. Impressions went from boredom with mediocre quasi-amateur fuck flick to a sense of subtext re poverty in the third world, like these young women did this to eat. I don't want to get maudlin about it, but this amounts to part so-so sex product and part unintentional documentary of third-world hunger.
Am I rating this a 2 1/2 for product value only, or myself as well for watching it?
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4 Responses to "Thai Twat Tourist Twinge" 
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said this on 26 Aug 2008 9:18:14 PM CST
Wow. I remember getting a body wrap spa treatment in Phuket for 1250 Baht (the lady was ancient but the herbal oil massage was heavenly); I tipped her 250 Baht and she incessantly bowed, blessing me and my grandchildren. I didn't know that Thai working girls show gratitude for mediocre tourist fucking with the bowing "wai" and a "Sawasdee" as well.
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said this on 26 Aug 2008 10:56:18 PM CST
Well, like I wrote, the plainer 1st of 4 bowed afterward, when I was still bored, & hadn't caught up to the ironic subtext, best exemplified by the haunted/haunting eyes of grrrl #3. Grrrl #2 was the surface "cutest" w/guarded eyes; grrrl #4 had friendliest prettiest face, tho' lookin' partly pained during sex. It's just a third world aspect of the old cliche of sex workers as victims, before the upgraded tougher version came along, that we think of as gladiators. Hmmm, even gladiators were slaves, tho' warriors. Well, once we completely open that can of worms, we're faced w/the Gnostic vision of the whole damn world as a prison, w/only a sliver of spiritual light as the liberating potential.
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said this on 26 Aug 2008 11:45:52 PM CST
Fascinating review... sounds like a kinda useless movie as far as being turned on, but interesting on a few other levels. I generally don't like to mix porn with sympathy, kinda weakens the effect, but kudos for making the review an interesting read.
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said this on 27 Aug 2008 1:10:30 AM CST
Right, I didn't pick it to be Mother Theresa, either. ;-) Just turned out that way; one gets what one gets. It's probably the relative "amateur" factors, whatever the relative experiences of the participants. Does one get more "natural" sex, or a subtle subtext, as in this case. Actually, "natural" sex probably doesn't engage a viewer as much as performance; what really is a turn-on, is when an eye-appealing delivers more psychic energy than expected. None of that here.
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