Worst Lesbian Experience Ever
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- By Lola Batling
- Published 08/26/2008
- Lesbian Sex
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- DVD Title: Lesbian Confessions #3
- Studio: Paysbasmedia
- Performers: Bunny Luv, Amy Scott, Xena, Jewel Marceau, Ava Vincent, Luxi, Wanda Curtis
- Pros: Mildly attractive womens. You don't have to hear obnoxious moaning and groaning.
- Cons: Endless techno loops. Shoddy scene placement.
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View all reviews by Lola BatlingA Reason For Fruity Loops To Exist. Lesbian Confessions #3 DVD review.
Yes, it really was that bad. You think to yourself 5 hours for thirty bucks! Alright good deal, just sit back, grab your bottle of preferred lube, a sex toy of your choice if you're feeling up to it and have a good time. What you don't realize is you've just bought torture by porno. Lesbian Confessions #3 is just that. Bad techno music no sex noises, and so-so girls. (By the way they don't look into it at all.)
The Director seems like a real winner too, in that way where he isn't, he can't even figure out how to construct a dvd to save his life! It's absolutely ridiculous he puts model interviews over sex scenes. To add to that he degrades the actresses intelligence, which by the way only makes him look stupid. Why bring up Charles Dickens in a porn interview anyway? Maybe if you were doing something with a schoolgirl feel, but what kind of interview is that for an amateur porn? If you're not smart it's going to show and annoy the viewers at home who aren't looking for quiz shows.
The scenes themselves have no actual point. They just appear to be put together and taken out of context so that the seeming movement of the scenes will mask the lackluster performances or even remotely match with the atrocious music. Seriously girls, what's the deal with the lotion? It really wasn't sexy.
That five hour porn really isn't a good deal when you have to watch it with the sound off and the fast forward ready.
The Director seems like a real winner too, in that way where he isn't, he can't even figure out how to construct a dvd to save his life! It's absolutely ridiculous he puts model interviews over sex scenes. To add to that he degrades the actresses intelligence, which by the way only makes him look stupid. Why bring up Charles Dickens in a porn interview anyway? Maybe if you were doing something with a schoolgirl feel, but what kind of interview is that for an amateur porn? If you're not smart it's going to show and annoy the viewers at home who aren't looking for quiz shows.
The scenes themselves have no actual point. They just appear to be put together and taken out of context so that the seeming movement of the scenes will mask the lackluster performances or even remotely match with the atrocious music. Seriously girls, what's the deal with the lotion? It really wasn't sexy.
That five hour porn really isn't a good deal when you have to watch it with the sound off and the fast forward ready.
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2 Responses to "Worst Lesbian Experience Ever" 
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said this on 27 Aug 2008 1:28:33 AM CST
Torture by porno! lol thanks for subjecting yourself to this to spare the rest of us the pain!
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