Watching My Wife Review This flick starts out with a scrolling Star Wars type opening that pontificates on the making of the porn film. It has little to do with the film and isn’t particularly interesting. It then starts listing the rules of engagement for relationships, and leads into a vignette about a man crashing a VW Thing (where did they find that buggy?) into another car in the parking lot. His lady Monique Alexander is hot, so it appears there is a chance they will settle out of court. He comes by the house and has sex with the wife (while hubby watches.) A little picky point on this scene: Monique is a hottie, and I would fuck her in a heartbeat, but this is not the greatest hair and make-up job of seen on her. Furthermore, she needs to touch up her roots. The guy with the wrecked car doesn’t care, and he does Monique in the bathroom (a very nice bathroom.) He licks her pussy briefly, just enough to kick-start her engines, then tastes the o-ring while he thumbs the box. She takes him to the bed and sucks on his jumbo salami, taking as much as she can. They then switch to 69. For the real sex, she gets on him for a cowgirl (with a condom,) and she’s a world-class moaner; it’s a shame they have the AC going in the background. He does her doggy, and she’s physical enough to put her ass up in the air, which is a good touch. They spoon with Monique’s leg high in the air (nice of her to stay limber for us. At one point I can see the shadow of the director or back-up cameraman, and I do expect better than that from a Vivid release. He finishes with a splooge on her face. Monique then goes to find her husband, who has regrets over letting his wife fuck a stranger. Who’da thunk it?

Scene two takes us to the next day, where hubby comes home to find Holly West and Savannah Gold frolicking naked in his pool. Apparently Rule #4 involves naked girls in the pool (I think, the font was tiny and I could barely read it.) Monique comes home and finds him with the hotties, and tells him to “go for it.” He gets sucked by Savannah and Holly, while they likewise frolic with each other. They then work in tandem, Savannah blowing hubby while Holly eats her box, and then both go for the hog smokin’. Pool babes must be fucked, so he does Savannah RCG while licking Holly’s punani. A switch to the pool steps has him doing Savannah doggy style while she licks Holly. Too bad a man only has one penis, then threesomes would be more enjoyable. Holly needs some action, so she straddles for RCG while Savannah plays with herself. Back to fellatio, where Savannah demonstrates her deep throat technique and rides hubby CG style. Holly is done doggy while Monique comes out to watch. Savannah needs some, too, so she gets the doggy treatment (standing, leaning against a post.) He finishes with a gift of his man-goo on both their faces.

Maria Belluci enters with a bald guy who looks like Mr. Clean. Apparently they are a couple looking to swing. Hubby is hesitant, as is Monique, and they decide to fuck each other, closing the drapes so that no one can see (except for the camera crew on the other side of the room.) They open with DATY, as well as some finger-in-the-pussy action. She performs the holy act of fellatio on him, taking him all the way in. A condom magically appears on his flesh-bone and he does her cowgirl, then doggy (a great position to do Monique in, IMHO, if only for the way it makes her natural titties bounce.) The switch to spoon, for just a bit, then missionary (Monique’s foot is once again high in the air.) He cums on her titties, and who can blame her.

For scene four, we switch to Maria Belluci and Mr. Clean, who are in a different part of the house, doing their own thing. She does a tease for him, and obliges by munching on her clam box. She blows him for a short bit, not really long enough for me to gauge her skill at the act, then rides him CG. I don’t know if it’s the way her vag is built or what, but she doesn’t take Mr. Clean’s long duck dong very deep at all. When they switch to spoon, he is able to get it in a bit farther (maybe the greased it up between shots.) She then goes back to blowing him. Maybe I was spoiled after watching the skills of Monique, but Maria’s oral skills are not up their with the best of them. They go back to spooning, perhaps the girl likes it, and then to doggy. Again, in this position, the bald one can’t seem to get it in very deep. She sticks her ass in the air and he gets it in more. On the couch, he quickly face fucks her, then they do some RCG. She spreads her legs out while he holds them up in the air, which is nice positioning for the camera. Wait a second, he’s sticking it in the wrong hole! That one’s for pooping, not for sexin’ around. Oh well, I guess she doesn’t realize this and lets him continue. He then cums in her mouth, and she holds it in there for a bit and spits it on his chest. Nice close to an otherwise so-so scene. They do an American Graffiti type ending, where we see what all the lead characters are doing today. Did Monique die in Viet Nam? You will have to buy the dvd to find out.

DVD Features: Scene selection, positions room, behind the scene, 5 extra scenes from Vivid catalogue, photo gallery, Vivid previews, more adult fun (commercials,) Vivid products (ditto,) the web (online ads.)

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