Jack's POV 11 The main theme of this dvd confused me a bit. When I saw the title Jack’s POV, I assumed there was a porn stud (maybe Jack Lawrence?) who was the focus of the action. As it is, they use several different male actors in the dvd, so I assume Jack is a fictional character, more or less an everyman (or an “everycock,” if you will).

The opening scene has Jack or Robby or whoever meeting with another guy (not really what I was expecting), who borrows Jack’s camera and becomes the POV. He finds a chick, Lacey Maguire, in his house and she plays for the camera. It’s hard to judge “hot or not” in porn, since we all have our own flavuh, but Lacey is not my type. Maybe it’s the pudgy face or the bad peroxide job. She’s got a decent (if not real) rack, which she shows us as she strips for the camera. The sound isn’t great in this scene, and I can’t really understand any of what she’s mumbling. Not a huge problem, but I always wonder why you have a porn chick speak at all, if you can’t understand her. After some pussy fingering, she performs oral on the talent, who still has a helmet on his cock (not that it matters once he gets fully erect.) She’s got a stud in her tongue, which she doesn’t use much. She barely takes half the cock, so if you like it deep, this scene is not for you. They then switch to cowgirl, and she’s doing most of the work, since he has a camera in his hand. She does a nice job taking all the cock into her pussy, right down to the bottom of the shaft. She does some P2M bj, then turns around for reverse cowgirl. It’s a nice position to watch from POV. Once done, she blows him some more and then positions herself for doggy. Unfortunately, with POV you can’t see much in position canis. She returns to oral and then he does her missionary. She’s got some piercings on her pussy that I would have liked a better look. The close with more oral, some side mish, and a facial.

Britney Stevens visits the camera man next, with jean shorts and a see-through orange mesh (a bit flirty, if you ask me). She talks, and again you hear very little. She’s got great hair and a fine rack under the mesh, so I do look forward to seeing her get boned. She’s interviewed, and we briefly see the camera man (looks kind of like Pauly Shore, only with gonads.) She uses the toilet (we don’t see most of it, thank God), and then hops into the shower. When she is done, she sucks off the anti-Pauly, and ocasionally we see this from the camera’s POV (frame area, timer, etc.) She does a better job of blowing the talent than the last girl, fortunately. She’ll take the whole hog and look happy doing it. On the bed, she rides the anti-Pauly cowgirl style. It’s then that we get nice look at her body, a tan physique with real tits. When she does RCG, we can see from the tattoo on her back than she once had or currently has a boyfriend named Steve (she needs to visit Dr. Tattoff.) We get a sweet shot of her cute little bunghole in this position. She then gets spooned anally, which I enjoyed watching. I was impressed that such a tiny, pristine bunghole took the whole salami. Point of order: This is supposed to be POV, and at this point it’s quite obvious that the cock isn’t holding the camera. It’s doesn’t take away from the scene, so hakuna montata. She takes it her ass RCG, and she gives the requisite convincing “fuck, fuck, oh my God” delivery. They finish with CIM, and then talk, none of which is audible.

Act three has Rachel Roxxx (never seen her before, she’s a cutie) cleaning the floor of a mansion, while the camera guy berates her cleaning action in a mid-east accent. I don’t know his name, so I will just call him Mr. Falafel. She’s cleaning the house with nothing but a cute blow top and a thong, which is interesting. My cleaning lady usually wears a bit more and speaks a lot less English. He puts the camera on Rachel as she cleans, and she gives him a peep show of her ass and pussy, then sucks his cock. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear they had this all planned. This housecleaner gives much better “mamada” than anyone I’ve ever hired. Maybe it’s my fault for buying the cheap pine cleaner at the 99 cent store, instead of the good stuff. She doesn’t take the whole cock and nothing but the cock into her mouth, but she’s going as far as she can, so I’ll give her an “A” for effort. Mr. Falafel takes her to the furniture and does her mish. We finally get a shot of the titties, which have piercings in them. They’re not real, but her doc did a good job on them, and they have an excellent bounciness to them. She keeps the gingham blue (Dorothy style) top on, which is cute. She then mounts him for some CG (while letting her hair down, also a friendly touch.) She does the in-and-out with a skillful motion, varying her speed and tempo with a style that makes me say “this is someone I would like to fuck.” She switched to RCG, again varying the speed nicely. Sometimes slow, sometimes fast, always good. As they move to doggy, she puts her head and the floor and ass high in the air, which helps the camera capture the action when in the POV mode. The close with a facial. Mr. Falafel was saving up quite a load. Good for him.

Scene four has Annette Schwarz, in a black fetish outfit (holes where the nipples are and fishnet stockings make a good addition.) Again you can’t hear much of what Annette is saying, so the opening is not really necessary. The open with a blow job, with deep throat (she took the whole thing, and then some). She’s got great big eyes which look gorgeous in POV, and can really work that tongue, even with the cock in her mouth. For some reason they cut to her “boyfriend” watching and making comments, interruptng the blow job. I really could have done without that. I was enjoying Annette and her “blasen” (German for b.j.) and don’t need to see the guy who looks like one of My Two Dads watching and talking. She does the cock RCG, keeping the fishnets on. She could use some make-up on her butt, but no real complaints. She gives more blow job, then rides him CG Mr. MyTwoDads watches. She gets mighty sweaty in this position, which is totally rad. The titties bounce nicely during the ride. She lives a little landing strip on her bush, and I see that the carpet does not match the curtains. “Ach du lieber!” Annette is NOT a natural blonde. Her hairdresser does a great job faking it. At this point, they ask Mr. MyTwoDads to go outside, which is way too late. She goes back to RCG. The lighting and angle aren’t good, so if she hadn’t said “Oh, you’re fucking my ass,” I might not have known it was anal. Of course, Annette’s accent is pretty thick (though charming,) so she might have been saying “Oh, my Hyundai needs gas,” but I don’t think so. The move to doggy, and yes, they are definitely doing anal. It’s an amiable, tight fit. For the closing pop, the cock stands up and Annette sucks him dry. He cums in her mouth, with the mouth closed, and she gargles with it and spits it out.

The final scene features cover girl Hannah Harper at a strip club. There’s some conversation between a bunch or annoying guys, watching Hannah dance, and I guess we’re left to wonder which one will fuck her. I’m betting on the guy with the tats (looks like he just got out of County.) She takes one of them to the back room, because they give her something like four one dollar bills. Damn, she a cheap ho. They cut to an apartment, and it’s not really explained how they got there. I really don’t give a crap, so I guess that works out. I can see by the tattoos that it was the County Jail guy who got lucky (some guy who did Annette is the previous scene). She gives him a bj, and as blow jobs go, it’s not much. She takes little more than the top into her mouth. If was in the gravy spilling mode (as opposed to reviewing,) I’d be switching back to the previous scene. She titty fucks him. That’s entertaining enough. I’m not a fan of screamers, but all Hannah has said to this point is “mmmm, mmmmm.” That’s a fine expression if you’re having soup, but a porn film deserves a bit more. She is a damn pretty little thing, though. They do a RCG, and her “mmmm, mmmm” switches to quite “haaaa, haaaa”. I guess being pithy is her thing. They are in a comfy position at the edge of the chair for RCG, which enables each to initiate the movement at different times. I’m going to have to make a note of that. They switch to CG, which Hannah riding County Jail boy, and alternating her “mmmm’s” and her “haaaah’s.” I think I even caught an “oh.” The camera spends a lot of time on her cute face, and I don’t blame him. Her overbite looks adorable when she bites down. It’s only apparent at this point, when the camera moves down to her crotch, that Hannah has got no hips. No problem, she makes it work. There is then an abrupt cut to missionary. Nothing special about this position, just a bit of in-and-out. He comes on her titties, which is a good choice. She never really says anything in the scene. That’s too bad, I would have liked to have heard the English accent.

It you like POV, you will have no problem with this. I would have liked the director to have gotten a better performance out of Hannah. Perhaps she is like a fine race car, only as good as the cock who is driving her. The Annette scene is great but they need to lose the boyfriend character. The first girl could have been a lot hotter, but 4 out of 5 isn’t bad. DVD Features: Slide show, gallery, cum-shots, trailers. Also available on blu-ray

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