Massive Asses 3

Because sometimes a little butt isn’t enough, Elegant Angel gives is the third installment in the Massive Asses series. For my money, it will be hard to top Massive Asses 2, as Jenny Hendrix and Annette Schwarz were prime salami spankin’ material in that one. At first glance, I don’t recognize any of the female talent on the cast list, so it’s not much for star power. I see two of the actresses, Gina Lynn and Gianna Michaels, have extensive credits, but I haven’t seen their work. Maybe there will be a new find in the dramatis personae.



Scene one opens with Kristina Rose, starting with some extensive shots of her butt. The female voice behind the camera asks her questions about her butt (“Have you always had this thing?”) The questions are pretty insipid, but it’s not supposed to be a mensa interview. Music then starts and we are spared the questions about the but-tocks. She strips for us as she walks up the stairs, where she meets a latino man in blue jeans and an 80’s-esque Don Johnson shave. He eats her pussy from the back entrance, while slapping her rear a bit. She teases his cock around her posterior, and he does her stand-up doggy style. The stairs angle her pussy just right, so the camera gets a good view of this. We finally see her pussy from the front, and notice that she defies the industry norm by not clear-cutting the forest. Oral is next, her technique seems to be shallow, but she’ll take it deep when encouraged by El Don Johnson Hombre. For whatever reason, this cuts quickly to more shots of the butt. I know this is a big booty feature, but the oral was getting interesting. He does her doggy while she lies on the stairs, also a good angle for seeing the rear end during the fucking. They go to the kitchen, and she lies flat on the floor while he bones her butt cheeks, then fucks her some more. He takes a seat, she mounts him for some cowgirl action. You want to see her butt, and you are seeing her fine booty. She then gets on the kitchen barstool and he puts his face between the stool and the ass, and then fucks her from behind some more. I need my kama sutra for the next position. It’s basically missionary, but both parties are on their side, and she has her legs up between their chests. She must have done 1 year of yoga training for that one. Because this is an Elegant Angel title, he cums on her face (I will be surprised it the other four scenes are any different.)



Outside we see Phoenix Marie and the same anonymous female voice asking her questions. She’s a tall girl, not at all petite, and without judging her looks I can say that without the bleach blonde hair, 36DD breasticles and fuck-me dress, I wouldn’t pick her out as a porn star. The camera follows her as she walks down Deering Ave in Chatsworth, trying to tease the day workers who wait in from of the Home Depot (to little effect.) They cut ahead to one hour later, where Phoenix is stripping to euro-trash disco music on a patio somewhere. We then join her inside, where she is engaging in foreplay with the cock du jour, a scrawny fellow with a jarhead haircut and a big schlong. She blows him and it looks like it’s not the first time she’s done this. There are bountious shots of her massive ass, though I wonder if it counts as a big ass if everything else is just as big? She rides him reverse cowgirl (he’s such a skinny thing, I’m a bit worried she’s going to break him). There’s is more oral, following by some face sitting and more CG. She then lies on the naugahyde chair while he eats her pussy. I am so disinterested in most cunnillingus scenes that I am let to wonder how many naugas were killed to make the chair. He then does her in a modified missionary (she has angled her petard so we can see it better). He then face fucks her and after a bit of finger action on her crack and punani, she does her anal doggy. He continues to anal action in CG position, now able to get the unit all the way in there, and then back to the mission for more anal. She doesn’t scream as much during anal, I don’t know if this means she loves it or hates it. He closes with a facial.



Gianna Michaels opens on a living room rug, same female voice talking to her. I’ve checked iafd for director info and now I realize that this is Sam No, who up until now I assumed was a man (but it seems not, unless he/she has a Lola thing going). Mark Ashley appears out of nowhere, she blows him while he stands and she is on her knees. Funny, I didn’t recognize Gianna by her face, but now that I see her rack I remember her from other features. She gives him a messy, noisy, deep oral. He compensates with a bit of DATY, and then does her mish while she lets her ass hang off the couch (it’s a good angle, allowing the butt fans to see plenty of tushy.) He lies on the couch and performs more oral, which makes sense. If I was with a girl who performed oral like that, I’d be asking for more oral. She gets on the floor and he does her doggy, with her ass high in the air, then she lies on the floor for some more. He turns her around for some missionary, and we get a nice shot of her golden globes as they jiggle. She does some face sitting as he licks her pussy, which quickly evolves into 69. She gets up for some reverse CG, which is good for the ass fanciers, as it makes her rear bounce. She turns around for regular CG, and he gets the jackhammer pounding. He closes with a facial. Both performers put a lot of gusto into this scene, and it’s a good one because of it.



Emma Heart is on the patio for the opening of scene four. I’ve deffo never seen her before, she’s a cute young blonde and I would have remembered her. According to her bio, she’s truly twenty and from Indiana. They do the euro-disco strip outside, on a patio over-looking the Santa Susanna Pass. The scene cuts to the indoors, again with Mark Ashley. He warms her up by fingering and licking her clam from behind. He pours some water on her badonkadonk to make it shiny, the fucks her doggy with the ass high, then turns her over some more more finger and licking goodness. He bangs her mish style on the couch. She screams well and convincingly for such a young, new porn star (though it seems Mark knows what turns this little thing on). She gets on top for CG. Mark puts a lot of action into this scene, he’s not afraid to ride the filly fast. He then sticks it in her crack, and turns her around for more anal from the doggy position. She turns around on the couch, where he fucks her ass in mish while she massages her clit. After this she finally blows him, some good old ass-to-mouth, the camera never stops so you know it’s real ATM. She look to like it shallow but will take it deep and act like it’s too much for her. I wanted more of this, it’s over too quick. She cows back to CG, for more anal, but this time moving up and down while standing on her feet. The cum shot is a facial. It’s a good seen because of Emma’s great squealing and Mark’s skills as a cock. He’s everything I like in a cock: 1.) You barely notice him and 2.) He knows how to drive. The only thing I would have liked from this seen is a lot more oral. You can never have too much oral.



Scene five has Gina Lynn on the patio, doing the Euro disco dance, this time without the director’s interview. The cut to the inside of the house, where jarhead boy from an earlier scene is pouring water on her booty. He licks her crack for awhile, which made me want to use the fast-forward. The cut to some oral on his uncut tallywhacker. It’s seems she would like to take it all, but doesn’t have the ability. She jumps on him for some CG. She might not by the prettiest girl in the feature (definitely the oldest,) but she might have the finest tukas of the group. It’s big, bubbly and ain’t got no cottage cheese, and is tan to boot. They move to side-by-side missionary (second time of seen it in this title, Sam must have taught them to position). She rides his face while he eats her juicy slit. He follows this by lying down for RCG, letting her do all the work (sort of a perfect world when that happens). They switch to doggy, and she’s half on the couch while they perform a la Rover. They close with a facial. I think I have now scene 14 EA scenes in a row with a facial cum shot.

The director does a great job of getting ass shots, which is cool, because it is an ass title and those who buy it for that reason will not be disappointed. My only complaints would be predictable cum shots and no A-rated stars. Beyond that, if you’re in it for the booty, buy it.

DVD Features: Scene selection, gallery, pop shot recap, links to various ads.


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