Grand Theft Anal 10 Grand Theft Anal 10

Starring: Bree Olson, Amber Rayne, Joanna Angel, Nikara, Annette Schwarz, Lexi Love, Jenner, James Deen, Tommy Gunn, and Trent Soluri

Spank Bank:¾ Tank (4 out of 5 stars)

Having been betrayed and left for dead in a dangerous metropolis seething with crime, drugs, prostitution, murder, and mayhem; it's up to one man to take back what was rightfully his; whether it comes down to robbing, stealing, and making sure that none of the street gangs finish the job former employers didn't. This is the true American Dream brought to life in the sprawling boroughs of Liberty…

Oh shit!

This reviewer must apologize because he was thinking of "Grand Theft Auto IV" as opposed to "Grand Theft Anal", the series where every girl is fucked straight to their asshole putting up a fever pitch of serious ass-to-mouth, hostage ass taking, and anal theft that gapes each girl's brown eye for the delight of ass viewers in any metropolis seething with crime, drugs, prostitution, murder, and mayhem. Fuck; that's just about every major city within the continental U.S. and with that being said, N.W.A. agrees that "…it's all about making that GTA".

Scene one opens with that delicious piece of ass Amber Rayne crawling toward the camera involving the viewer in serious ass play. The setup of how this movie will progress and what is to be expected in the fuck fantasy montage is established here which is good since there are no surprises in the form of David Hasslehoff or some other sub-celebrity trying to make a comeback. However, there is also a nod to progression in masturbation technique that follows the initial set-up that works surprisingly in sync with the tools used to commit an actual GTA; coat hanger, slim Jim, and the immediate carjacking at gunpoint reminiscent of the 405 expressway.

Amber starts her onscreen performance dressed in a black tank top, diamond choke chain, white-strap stiletto heels, and red fishnet gloves that work well in conveying her persona as an incredible fuck slut that deserves her ass stolen for anyone and everyone. Immediately when Amber is brought into full-frame, she squats down and begins fingering her pussy while pursing her lips. The montage of solo masturbation is good since in the scenes that follow, the "tease" segment is the only time that each girl's pussy is played or fucked with since again, the film deals with straight, ass penetration.

Jenner slides into screen as Amber is seemingly tired of fingering her pussy and ass whipping out his rod where Amber immediately takes it with full force. Her blowjob technique is well executed since she knows how to down a cock to the point where she doesn't gag on it with choking and tears ensuing. When Jenner has had enough of fucking Amber's face, the anal penetration gets underway. Now the set-up for ass theft is the same throughout the entire film in that reverse anal cowgirl, anal cowgirl, anal missionary, and anal doggie are employed to Amber's beautiful and corruptible ass. She takes Jenner's cock like a champ riding and grinding to the point of stretching her precious brown eye to its gaping limit. The "money shot" concludes this scene when Jenner cums in Amber's gaping asshole where she leaves it to drip out on its own without any force.

This scene is well-acted since each actor hits their mark on cue without any hesitation or forced deliverance. Amber knows how to fuck and Jenner is good at teaching this slut who the man with the gun is as he takes her ass on a joyride that she and the viewer will not soon forget. The intense gaping, multiple ass-to-mouth, deep-throating, dirty talk, and constant begging for serious ass fucking is what sets this scene well above most opening scenes of a specialty series. The only question that might concern anticipated viewers, "Does it go down hill from here?"

Keep reading.

Scene two opens with the luscious Bree Olson who has an ass that was built for fucking. Granted, Bree may be no different from any other blonde in porn such as Teagan Presley, Brittney Skye, or costar Annette Schwarz. But, the key difference is Bree's "girl next door" look as well as that tight, hard, and natural body that propels her as the most sought after piece of ass in porn as well as on any computer server. Needless to say, Bree opens the scene walking in the back patio of a home wearing a plaid skirt reminiscent of racecar outfit with matching black stilettos and a spike choke chain.

She pulls apart her bikini top exposing her nice and natural tits while keeping eye contact with a look of enjoying what she does. The camera pans down to where Bree pulls apart her skirt to reveal her red thong and as she slides the strap over her right cheek, her index and middle fingers disappear into that glorious ass of hers. This "tease" segment hasn't hit its mark yet since Bree bends over displaying that perfectly shaped asshole of hers for the viewer that this technically would qualify as a kidney examination. Nevertheless, she begins to finger her ass in the same style as before but this time, she executes pussy play with her other hand. When this segment is over, the scene cuts to the interior of a bedroom where Bree will have that delectable ass of hers fucked for granted.

James Deen, the lucky bastard who has the luxury of working with almost every star whether new or veteran in the industry, shifts and sticks his hand up Bree's ass; he just needs to be careful not to shift into fifth, lose sight of the impending curve, and crash over the side of a mountain. It's safe to say that that luscious curve is Bree's ass and never mind losing sight since he dives straight in; who wouldn't want to on this luxurious piece of ass? He pulls out his fuck stick and begins fucking Bree's face while fingering her asshole. Bree is an excellent cocksucker in that she downs the entire cock without gagging or coming across as hesitant as most industry girls do.

Before Bree's ass is dove straight into, she fingers it for Deen making it loose for his presumably pulsating cock to start and finish the job. Anal missionary begins the fuck fest which then proceeds to anal reverse cowgirl. The only problem with this part of the fuck scene is that Bree focuses on taking off her stilettos which is rather often seen in most films. Granted, it may be uncomfortable and hinders any type of reverse cowgirl since most men, including this reviewer, wouldn't want spikes dug into their thighs unless he or some men are into that type of thing but Bree makes it clear that she needs to take them off. This proclamation causes a shift back to neutral in the fuck scene since it could have been edited out. However, the fucking picks back up with Bree screaming for delight when anal doggie and anal, missionary side saddle are imposed. The dirty talk from Bree is great but at times is a bit overacted when Deen is doing all the work to deliver the goods to this lovely fuck doll. That's not to say that Bree doesn't partake in her share of ass-to-mouth but serious gaping that would involve a kidney examination is null and void since her "tease" segment had viewers anticipating such a feat. Deen finishes by shifting his cock into fifth and popping his "money shot" in Bree's mouth where she takes and swallows it like a champ.

Scene three opens with a full shot of Nikara's ass walking away from the camera which may seem like a disappointment but sure enough, it's getting ready to be fucked non-stop and lock. Nikara has a nice bubbly ass which doesn't mean it's fat or gigantic, quite the difference. Nikara's ass is bubbly and one has to wonder if it was customized since an ass that perfect will ultimately bounce up and down on any guy's cock. This babe is wearing a pink racecar outfit, black stilettos, and has something that reveals the progression in masturbation technique as afore mentioned, a clear, plastic dildo.

Nikara bends over sucking on the plastic dildo getting ready to jam that piece of plastic in her glorious brown eye. Her masturbation technique is good but not as all convincing as the previous two scenes since although this shot notes a progression, it reverts back to standard masturbation scenes where a girl fingers her pussy, shoves a dildo up her ass, and has a look of pure boredom on her face. Despite the fact, once Nikara has finished with her rectal and pussy finger fucking Tommy Gunn enters ready to blast her ass into the deep abyss. The blowjob technique starts the fuck festivities off well and Nikara seems she can give good head; deep-throating, no gagging, no tears, and overall nastiness.

The sex is good and well performed by each actor in the use of anal doggie, anal reverse cowgirl, anal, cowgirl side saddle, and anal spooning. However, noting that this film series is a straight to ass spectacle, it should be pointed out that although she may have played with her pussy, in her behind the scene segment, Nikara had stated that she never had vaginal sex with any male whatsoever. That's a bit provocative but then again, if her forte has and will always be anal sex, why she was picked for this film needs no explanation but another actress could have been chosen. The reason; anal sex is just second nature to Nikara, then again, if you're good at something, never quit or do it for free. The "money shot" ends this segment in that Tommy reverts from the spooning technique to doggie and cums all over Nikara's bouncy and bubbly ass. Sir Mix-A-Lot would be proud.

Scene four opens with Lexi Love and her pussy alone is lovely since has a nice clump of hair which is rather unusual for girls of her caliber. What this means is that usually, all the young girls in porn have shaved twats except a few such as Tatiana Kush and of course, Lexi Love. But Lexi's pussy is well-kept and doesn't look like Don King went through a wind tunnel while being thoroughly electrocuted for five minutes. It's nice, clean, well-kept, and ample in the muff department almost as if cavemen would be dragging her home by the muff after clubbing this bitch.

With that being said, Lexi is wearing all black; stilettos, skirt, and bikini top. Apparently when looking directly into the camera to involve the viewer as she's crawling on all fours, Lexi has brought her friend along. The friend in question turns out to be a clear dildo that she starts sucking as she fingers that wonderful muff of hers. Well, fingering her pussy isn't enough for her friend because Lexi declares that she knows where he likes to go and straight into her ass is his destination. She really gets into fingering her pussy and fucking her ass, giving herself a standard D.P. in the process. When she removes her friend from her ass, Lexi, being the dirty whore she is, licks her friend clean and says that she's ready for the real thing.

Trent Soluri enters the scene ready to fuck Lexi nice and hard in the forms of anal cowgirl, anal reverse cowgirl, anal spoon, and anal doggie. Lexi really gets into it displaying visually her exuberation for having her asshole gaped, even going so far as to assist in gaping her ass by spreading it apart when Trent pulls out so he can deliver Lexi's tasty ass straight to her mouth. The "money shot" concludes this scene of overall superbness in acting when Trent pulls out and cums in Lexi's mouth, where she plays with the cum by "up sucking", defined as spitting saliva out while letting it hang as drool, then slurping it right back into one's mouth, as she continuously drains Trent's cock for more come to play with.

Well, in scene five James Deen apparently didn't overturn his car while in a drunken rage cause he's back in frame to fuck the sweet delight of Joanna Angel, a girl who is as sexy and slutty as they come. Joanna is an attractive girl with seemingly smooth, milky skin; direct opposition to most bronzed performers that have tan lines, blend into wooden floors, and/or the fear of melanoma running through their skin. Nevertheless, the sex here is standard in that during Joanna's "tease" segment, she displays quite a proficient use of dirty talk, even during her sex scenes with Deen that make it apparent that this girl may look sexy, she needs to go back to acting school.

Joanna is wearing a red racer outfit, black choker, and black stilettos that work with her skin tone and make her quite an attractive girl. But as stated previously, the sex scenes are a bit of a drag in that her dirty talk and enjoyment are all forced that a viewer doesn't have to even look to know she's faking her enjoyment and the obvious orgasm. Despite the fact, the sex in standard as before in that the blowjob, anal doggie, anal reverse cowgirl, anal spoon, and anal missionary are employed to Joanna's nice ass. Perhaps this girl needs to be wrecked by Tom Byron, Erik Everhard, and/or Steve Holmes to show her that she may fake with other performers, but she won't get away with her undoubtedly horrible acting skills. The "money shot" concludes this romp in that Deen, although on his mark in this scene, cums all over her stomach and Joanna hesitantly licks it up before the scene fades to black.

Scene six is the ending of this theft of asses and what a surprise ending it is since German whore Annette Schwarz is the girl whose ass is taken hostage by Tommy Gunn. Annette is wearing a red racer outfit, black fishnets, and red stilettos while sucking on a pink dildo when the camera pans into frame that luscious and slutty face of hers. The "tease" segment gets underway with Annette fucking her asshole while rubbing her pussy in the squatting position. This goes on for the next few minutes but then Tommy Gunn comes in and invades the German army with his steel rod.

Annette has true grit is one of the best actresses around that knows how to portray a dirty slut. The fucking segments follow in the positions of blowjob, anal cowgirl, anal doggie, anal spoon, and anal reverse cowgirl. The techniques of gaping, ass-to-mouth, asshole widening by the girl herself, and ball sucking follow within this scene only proves that a film has finally saved the best for last. Regardless, the "money shot" concludes in that Tommy cums into Annette's mouth and she "up sucks the come as she licks Tommy's cock and balls rather reminiscent of scene four where the hairy pussy girl Lexi did the same thing.

"Grand Theft Anal 10" is a good stroke flick for ass enthusiasts out there. The only problem with this film is that is no pussy play which should be expected but then again, the words GTA make it seem that the girl is going to be roughed up while being fucked. But this did not happen which makes this film go as either a solo stroke flick or an educational film for couples who want to get to serious ass fucking. In either event, it stands apart from most films that begin to fall short when hitting the double digit mark.

Enjoy.


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