Chauffeurs Daughter Review I’m always hip to see another Lanny Barby feature. This one was shot in France, according to the publicity. It opens with Lanny being driven to a fancy house, through the rain (though it is completely sunny when the car parks... continuity by Ed Wood?) The car has California license plates, so we’re not in France, yet. She arrives at a party. At the party we learn that Lanny is going to study in Paris for a year. She is the chauffeur’s daughter, apparently. Thus the title.

Lanny Barby kisses James Deen
She goes upstairs with one of the rich boys (James Deen) that her father works for, to say goodbye. The plot seems to have shades of “Sabrina”. She has her hair in braids and some damn sexy underwear. It’s a good look for her. She opens by sitting on his face, while he dines at the Y. She then unzips him for some soixante-neuf (69, for those who speak no French). She continues blowing him, which is fine and dandy, as her mouth was made to perform oral. Lanny then mounts him for some “fille de vache” (cowgirl), and her turns her around for some doggy style. He does this for awhile (who wouldn’t) and then takes her missionary while she massages her clitoris. He puts it in her “anus” (that’s French for anus) while shifting to a relaxed version of the spoon, then does her doggy anal. For some reason his mom knocks at the door while he cums on her mouth and titties (James had a lot of cum in him that day).

After rich boy goes off with one of his society dames, Lanny takes a shower and masturbates. Apparently she wasn’t finished when rich boy got taken away.

Ava Lauren and Hershel Savage have sex in the car
Scene two finds Ava Lauren (the rich mom) and Hershel Savage doing it in the car, which is parked in the garage (I don’t think we are ever going to get to France). She performs fellatio on his schlong, and he reciprocates with some old fashioned cunnilingus. He does the horny old broad a la mish, briefly, and then she gets out of the car for more oral. They get on a handy bench for some cowgirl fun, then they do some more missionary (praying for Lanny’s safe flight to France, I believe). He does her doggy style then cums on her butt cheeks. Apparently the chauffeur drives more than just momma's car.

Paulina James and James Deen have sex in the pool
The third scene has James Deen showing his debutante girlfriend (Paulina James) the backyard of his house. She does a strip tease and dry hump with a statue in the back yard, then they take off their clothes for some skinny-dipping in the jacuzzi. They begin making out. Lanny catches them and she and James have a lover’s spat. They make up and decide to do a threesome with Paulina. If only all fights could end this way, life would be so fine. After a bit of kissing foreplay between the three, the girls exchange turns sucking James’ cock. Lanny then eats Paulina’s pussy, and Paulina returns the favor, only with fingering action by both. James must have gotten bored watching, as he comes back for some more cock-sucking action. They go inside to complete this menage à trois, with more oral by the fire. James does Paulina doggy against the fireplace. He says something that pisses Lanny off and she leaves. He finishes with just Paulina, munching her pink taco. He then does her missionary. They hop on the bed for CG. Paulina’s tits may be small, but they are real and the bounce mo bettuh. There is an abrupt cut to missionary, and he cums on her belly.

Lanny Barbie in sexy underwear
Lanny wanders around the mansion, and finds herself in the fourth sex scene. She watches and leaves, and we must watch Victoria Valentino doing it with Kurt Lockwood. Apparently this rich boy is an artist and she is his model. She does a strip tease for him, apparently trying to provide him with artistic inspiration. She pleasures herself with a glass dildo, in the ass and hootchie. He wanks his hank on his own while she is on her knees, mouth open, the cums in her mouth. That’s pretty much it.

Kurt goes searching for Lanny, and finds her nude in the bathroom. Apparently she’s been messing with brother, too (more shades of Sabrina, except he’s no Humphrey Bogart). He goes back to his studio and starts painting. This dissolves to a painting on the streets of France. She has finally made it to Paris. She walks around the parks of Paris, taking pictures of rude French people. She is rescued by a young man who will most likely be her next sex partner. They go to a bench talk. The dialogue is in French with no subtitles, but it works (but then, I have one year of college French to guide me through). Even if I couldn’t understand it, Lanny sounds so nice when she speaks the language, it makes me feel like Gomez Addams listening to Morticia when she parle français. They go back to his house for some “sexe.”

Lanny Barbie with Kimberly Franklin and Manuel Ferrara
The french man, Manuel Ferrara, begins with some foreplay (when a women has breasts like Lanny’s, you’re gonna get foreplay). She gives him a blow job, sacre bleu! She then sits on his face, so that he can mangez le petit chat (eat her pussy, more or less). They begin fucking CG (he wears a condom). He serves her in the spoon position (not a perfect spoon, but I don’t think I’m awarding style points today). There is a jump cut to reverse cowgirl, and then back to spoon (other side this time) so that he can stick it in her bunghole. There is another round of RCG, this time anal. There is no cumshot, which is an interesting choice. At this point, a woman (his wife, played by Kimberly Franklin) enters the house. She asks what is happening, and he says that he’s fucking an American girl. They all join together for a threesome. It starts out as a twosome. He massages her pussy while Lanny watches, on the same couch. He licks her pussy. Lanny sits on the edge of the couch and plays with herself. They finally all join together. Manuel eats Lanny’s punani, while Lanny plays with Kimberly’s biscuit. They then both go after Manuel’s uncut unit, taking turns sucking it. Lanny takes over the cock-sucking while Kimberly rides his face. The girls bop their titties with Manuel’s face in the middle (lucky boy.) Kimberly then sucks his wang while he sucks Lanny’s big bozos. Manuel then fucks Kimberly spoon style on the couch while Lanny self-satisfies. Kimberly mounts Manuel CG (Lanny still playing with herself), and then Lanny aids the cause by licking and kissing Kimberly’s pussy. Manuel does Kimberly doggy, and eventually Lanny positions herself for Kimberly to eat her pussy. Kimberly is turned around to be fucked missionary while Lanny plays with her boobies. Lanny then does tongue action on the clit while Manual fucks her mish They switch positions, and now it’s time for Lanny to get some mish loving. They do a major position switch, and now Kimberly is RCG. Lanny eventually gets on his face for some DATY. They then go back to Spoon, Manuel fucking Kimberly. The two girls get on their knees for a pop shot in the face.


Back in America, James Deen and Paulina James are waking up. There is trouble in LA and Paris, as all the love-birds miss each other. Kimberly decides to help Lanny when her boyfriend back by helping her buy the right clothes (like the pleasure palace body wouldn’t be enough). Lanny and Kimberly do some g/g action in a store dressing room. Apparently Kimberly needed her pussy licked. Lanny obliges her in several positions, and Kimberly does the same for Lanny. Then Lanny buys a hat.

The next scene has Lanny back in L.A., now with a new dress and hat. James Deen doesn’t recognize her at first. She has the same bitchin’ bod, but now she has a hat. There are various lover’s spats involving Paulina and Ava, but I am waiting for more fucking.


Paulina walks in on the artist brother (Kurt Lockwood,) and strips for him. He takes some Polaroids and then eats her muff. After some kissing (apparently neither is aware that the opposite sex has cooties), she gives him a hummer. He puts her on the barstool for missionary, then turns her around for doggy. Next he’s flat on the floor for CG, then she’s turned around for RCG, and around again for more CG. He cums on her ass while in the cowgirl position.

Lanny Barby and Kimberly Franklin in a french clothing store
The next scene takes place in a club, where all the boys have taken their girls dancing. Apparently Paulina doesn’t like Lanny with her boyfriend, even though she’s sleeping with his brother. He runs off with Paulina, and Lanny makes her own friends with a couple in the bar (Jay Ashley and Kelly Wells). They can’t wait to find a room, so they do a threesome in the dance club. Lanny dines on Kelly’s mirkin, while Kelly throats Jay’s salami. All the clothes are off now, as Jay stars feasting on Lanny’s kitty. Jay fucks Kelly doggy style and then Kelly turns around and sucks Jay’s dick, now joined by Lanny. Jay puts Kelly down for missionary. Lanny walks over to talk to James, now dumped by his girl. We can’t hear the conversation, but I think he is saying “That was a real nice hat you had”. Jay then performs cunnilingus on Lanny while Kelly rides Jay RCG. Kelly sucks Jay while James fucks Lanny mish on a barstool. Kelly then rides CG and then gets in doggy position for some anal in her wide open ass. James is now doing Lanny doggy style at the bar, then she has him do her missionary. Next she is on her back for some throat fucking, then back to mish, then back to the throat fucking. He cums on her face (or at least he was aiming for it, it’s a small load and he kind of missed,) while Jay spews a sploogie on Kelly’s open mouth.

Lanny Barby Vivid Girl in the Chauffeurs Daughter
Another scene has James going to a boat to fuck Paulina (biatch can’t get enough). The plot is vague, so I’m not sure if it’s make-up or break-up sex. He eats her pussy and gets a blow job, and we then cut to the house for more cat fighting with Lanny and Paulina. At his point, Lanny runs off to France with... I’m not going to spoil then ending.

If you like Lanny, you will love this dvd, as the feature has plenty of Lanny. I counted five sex scenes with Lanny (plus all the others), several of them with anal. It’s a long film, so you won’t feel like you’ve been cheated. Sexually, Lanny is in prime form and she is as beautiful as ever. The sex scenes are all hot and well-shot. Like any prolific director, not all Paul Thomas films are gems, but in this feature we see why he is the big dog.

2 DVD set features: Scene selection, positions room, gallery, behind the scenes, blooper reel, extra scene (with Lanny and Manuel Ferrera,) gallery, widescreen, advertisements. The second dvd is more or less unnecessary.

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