We Swallow 19 As I watch the cheaply produced credits, I realize that one doesn’t necessarily watch a Rodney flick for he fancy credits. It’s two girls kissing, with silly porn music, preceded by a listing of his domains.

Dahlia Denyle
Scene one has Dahlia Denyle, a pretty enough young thing, seated on a bright yellow couch in a room painted primary blue. The sound is so poor that I can’t hear the discussion that she is having with Rodney Moore beforehand. Possibly they are going over the nuances of the script and deciding whether or not she will use the method in her acting approach. She reads AVN magazine and he starts masturbating (I could have done without seeing that) while she is watching, embarrassed. In theory, they are at a sexual disfunction clinic. At some point, they must have sex, so he starts licking her feet and eating her pussy (while actively masturbating... again, I don’t need to see this). He fucks her missionary, while she is on the yellow couch. She seems strangely detached from the situation. They get on the floor and she gives him head, briefly. He then has her sit on a spring loaded toilet seat contraption, enabling her to go up and down while in the cowgirl position, without straining her legs or back. He must have picked it up at the Palm Springs Senior Center on Sex Toy Day. He stands, now ready for some more fellatio. She can’t go very deep, which doesn’t say much for her skills, as Rodney isn’t that big. Rodney then does her doggy style, after lubricating it with his own tongue. He then gets her on the couch for RCG. We then see a shot from her behind, between the legs, as she performs oral, and she mounts him again for more cowgirl. He puts her on the floor and sucks her feet, then does her doggy on the floor. He then spoons her, also on the floor. The strange part about this scene is, I’ve seen it where the girls are disinterested, but in this case it seems to be Rodney who’s acting like he’s been there, done that. Obviously he has, but still, a little enthusiasm wouldn’t hurt. Rodney mounts Dahlia on the floor for some face fucking, then does mish on the carpet. He cums in her shoe and she swallows it.

Holly Wellin and Natasha Nice in pink waitress uniforms
The second scene starts when Holly Wellin and Natasha Nice in a soda fountain, dressed as waitresses. The talk, and again the sound is horrible and I hear very little of it. Holly’s hair is done up very nicely (I love berets in the hair). I’m gonna take a wild guess that they are talking about sex. They start kissing each other, then strip out of their pink uniforms. Alan Stafford walks in on the nude young waitresses and joins in. They strip his pants of and service his cock. They perform oral for a good, long time, which always bodes well with me. It’s deep, sticky fellatio. At some point, the oral goes on for so long, I realize that this is all there is going to be. He cums in their mouths and they swallow.

Kissy Kapri and Emma Heart as strippers
The third act has Kissy Kapri pole dancing in a red fishnet outfit. If this is a strip club, it’s the most well-lit and empty strip club I’ve ever seen. Emma Heart walks buy with a drink order, and a better look shows that it is a large living room with a portable pole in the middle. We are supposed to think it’s a titty bar with a fireplace and furniture, I guess. Rodney enters and flirts with Kissy, tips her as she dances. Kissy strips down, and it’s a cute little bod. I directed a scene with her in it, and someone asked me what was wrong with her breasts. I had to explain that they were real, and the real ones are bound to sag a little. Kissy gives Rodney a lap dance, buck naked. He feigns a heart attack. Kissy and Emma laugh and try to figure out what to do. They resort to mouth-to-cock resuscitation. He eventually wakes up, and Kissy and Emma continue the cock sucking. Kissy will go deep and both girls are pleasing to look at. Rodney stands up so we can see the oral sex done POV style. He cums in their mouth and, if you can believe this, they swallow it.

Kylie Reese and Lee Stone
The fourth vignette has Kylie Reese and Lee Stone in a bathroom. Again, I can’t hear much (and I’m not deaf,) but it seems that Lee has entered the wrong john. He pees in the bowl anyway. He then pees again and sits down to take a shit. Suddenly watching Rodney wank in the first scene doesn’t seem so bad. Since his dick is out, Kylie gives him a hand job and the commences to perform the oral sex. He face fucks her, pulling her nice blonde hair a bit. She gives a lot of hand action and she looks to be good at it. She takes Lee’s long salami all the way. About 6-7 minutes in, she finally takes off her top. There are some interesting shots from the bottom up, it gives us a nice view of her perky pierced breasts from the down side. Lee than lifts her up for some hanging 69, in which he stands, holding her from the legs, licking her pussy, and she sucks the wanker while totally supported. Kylie then spreads out on the counter, legs wide open, for some doggy style fucking. He then sits on the toilet and she rides him reverse cowgirl. She’s quite the screamer, her oohs, aahs and oh-yes’s would make Meg Ryan proud. She turns around for cowgirl, jumping up and down wildly on Lee’s schmuck. He then lifts her up again for some standing mish. She’s digging on this or faking it well. He then puts her on the couch for more missionary and pounds her hard. He finally cums in her mouth and, as the title of the movie suggests, she swallows. This is by far, aside from the corny and gross intro, the best scene in the feature. The sex is hotter, the performers are more into it, and Kylie is pleasant on the eyes.

China the amateur porn star and Rodney Moore
Scene five has an asian girl named China, walking down a path along the beach in Seattle. It’s a sunny day, but I know it’s Seattle as I recognize the buildings in the background. Rodney talks to her POV (again, I hear not what his words are). They go to an apartment, either to discuss politics or to have sex. I am guessing the latter. It turns out I was right, as she sucks his cock (still in POV mode). He is standing and she is taking his wang (the top only, looks like she’s not a deep throater. She does have nice breasts, not too small and not too big. She basically sucks away, never taking more than just a bit of penis in her mouth. Rodney even changes positions, probably hoping she’ll take more cock, to no avail. She just sucks away, somewhat dispassionate about the whole affair. Rodney moves occasionally to adjust the camera. He performs his own oral stimulus on her, maybe hoping to warm her up, but no such reaction. He then fucks her missionary, on the couch. As it would turn out, her pussy seems almost as shallow as her mouth. She makes so little noise, you’d think her mom was in the next room. After some strange conversation, he does her doggy and now he can finally get his snausage in her punani, and she finally reacts to the situation. There is an abrupt cut to more fellation, and he cums in her mouth. She has a pierced tongue, which we have not seen until now. Once the load is shot, she spits it in a bowl, then drinks it, and swallows.

Overall, you don’t get this one for the brilliant dialogue. As I stated many times, you can’t even hear most of it. It only promises one thing: that the girls will swallow, which they do. There’s only one sex scene that my libido found whack-worthy (with Kylie Reese and Lee Stone,) and though I know Rodney must have his fans, I find his obsession with shooting himself masturbating and having a guy on the toilet to be gross to the point that I won’t even bother reviewing his titles anymore; I'm tempted to mark his rating up a 1/2 point because it's not my thing, but then it's not like I don't enjoy a good gonzo porn film; my favorable reviews of many Elegant Angel titles should prove that. I simply don't like this one. There's no reason an amateur gonzo title can’t have better camera work (focus is not a four-letter word,) sound, or performances from the talent, almost all of which was subpar in this dvd. One of the few pluses was the talent itself. With the exception of maybe China, they were all pleasing to my eyes.

DVD Features: Scene selection (and that’s it.) This is not a problem, as I rarely watch any of the extras on a dvd, unless it's a bonus scene.

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