The film opens with the Love Twins (Lyndsey Love and her monozygotic twin sister, Lacey Love) being told the conditions of their inheritance. They must work at a research facility in order to inherit their grandfather’s fortune. This leads into the credits and an indequate attempt at theme song.

The Love Twins in the Mating Season
To their dismay, the twins have to do menial jobs in order to qualify for their grandpa’s fortune. After disturbing a rock star (Evan Stone) with erectile dysfunction, they go to his house to help him with his problem. They decide to give him “oral therapy”, which leads us to the first sex scene. This seems to give the rock star his wood back right away. Apparently it’s just that easy. As far as blow jobs go, it’s not the best I’ve seen, but I would imagine that your worst blow job from twins is probably much better than your average day. They improvise to one twin sucking cock and the other receiving oral stimulation from the rock star. There is a bit of foreshadowing of the plot... we see a video camera in the background, taping everything. They get into some fucking, one twin doing reverse cowgirl, riding the cock, with the other in the same position, sitting on his face. One sister gets flat on her back for missionary while the other french kisses the man. He then does her mish sideways, while he licks the other sister’s pussy. It’s a very creative position. They then go to double CG (one on the cock, another on the face). Both sisters then lay flat on the bed, while he fucks one mish and fingers the other. He cums on both their chests.

Lyndsey and Lacey Love in the Mating Season
They decide this treatment must be working at the clinic, so they give “oral therapy” to another patient, Nick Manning. Apparently there is not a flappy penis that can’t be cured by a blow job from twins. They suck him on their knees, while wearing their nurses uniforms (the real kind, not one of those white Halloween costumes). The whole scene is just blow job, with some split screen editing techniques at the end that don’t make a lot of sense. He cums on their faces.

Lyndsay Love and Lacy Love
The plot thickens as the sex tape the rock star made hits the market, shades of Paris Hilton. There is an abrupt cut to a bedroom, where the twins are giving oral to Marcus London. There is no explanation of who his is, but the scene selection chapter says “bass player”. After a sister-sister blow job, he does one twin mish on the bed while the other plays with herself. He then does the other one doggy (about time we had some doggy in this feature) while the first one plays with herself. He does one of them CG, more masturbation for the other, and then cums on their faces.

Lindsey and Lacie Love
In scene four, the twins find themselves with two lab workers, who are trying to seduce them, despite the fact that grandpa’s lawyer has told them to stay about of trouble. I’m a bit confused about the cock casting here. Either it’s an uncredited male actor, or the bass player is now a lab assistant. In order to arouse some parakeets, the twins perform a sex toy show for them. I kid you not. The two lab assistants watch. That’s the scene, a sex toy performance for parakeets. If I had a dime for every time I’d seen a scene like this, I’d have a dime.

The Love Twins with Cassie Courtland and Tory Lane
For the fifth scene, the Love Twins invite the two lab boys over for an orgy with Tory Lane and Cassie Courtland. It opens with snacking at the Y on Tory and Cassie, then oral for one boy from a twin, and the other twin getting lezzie with Cassie. Tory gets a finger fuck from a lab boy, who then gives him a deep, noisy oral. One of the twins gives him oral and then he fucks the other twin missionary while kissing Cassie. We seems to have lost the other cock. He may have stepped out to get a sandwich. He then fucks Cassie missionary. The parakeets are watching all of this. He fucks the first twin mish while Cassie licks sister’s pussy. We then have a threesome with one twin having Cassie eat her pussy, while the other eats Cassie’s. On the other couch, the lone cock fucks Tory mish. We then have Tory on the cock, RCG, with the 3 other girls nearby for support. He then does Tory missionary, and she is a screamer. He does Cassie in an ass to the sky doggy position. He finishes by cumming on Tory’s face. All in all, it must have been a good night for this guy.

As the film closes, the parakeets start talking. I guess the writer didn’t know parakeets don’t talk. Or maybe Vivid didn't want to spend the bling on a real parrot. There hasn't been a great parrot in the porn biz since Hal Guthu passed away (if anyone gets that reference, you've been in the biz a long time). There is an interview sequence meant to wrap up the plot lines, and it doesn’t. The film just sort of ends with the twins looking at the parakeets.

Amateurish as the plot line is, I don’t think one gets a Love Twins dvd for the brilliant dialogue and story line. You buy it to see the twins. In that respect, the dvd succeeds, as they are in all five scenes and two of the bonus scenes. They don’t exactly light up the screen sexually, but they never really have. They’ve always been a novelty act, albeit a good one. If you like the Love Twins, you will enjoy this dvd, though I can’t help but think that the ultimate Lyndsey and Lacey epic has yet to be made.

DVD Features: Scene selection, positions room, behind the scenes, 5 bonus scenes from Vivid catalogue, gallery, links to ads.

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