First off, lemme say that this is the fourth DVD translation of content that can be found on the Hoodhunter website.  Anyone who's a fan of the website already knows what to expect and, if you're a fan you won't be disappointed, or altogether surprised, by what you see here.  Everyone else, let me tell you what you're getting yourself into here.

Like many adult websites, the "Hood Hunter" motif involves finding everyday chicks "in the hood" and convincing them to perform on camera with the promise of money.  Maybe you've seen this before involving college parties or vans, but the overall premise is the same.  The story might not be the most original, but the film sticks to it, which is more than I can say for most scripted porn.

What I will say about the Hood Hunter series is that they seem to pull chicks that look like the same ones you see walking around the mall, or on college campuses.  Performances notwithstanding, these young starlets certainly look like "around the way girls" who just happened to stroll in front of a camera right on cue.

Our first example is Nikki Vonn, a slender, light-skinned beauty that I affectionately dubbed "Creamsicle" in my notes.  Always on the lookout for fake sex, I noticed (and so did the cameraman) that Miss Vonn really left her mark on this scene, as well as the couch.  Some girls talk about how wet they are.  She didn't have to.  A laid back redbone with an around-the-way swagger that comes across as genuine. She really has the feel of a girl you could walk up to on the street and spit game to. 

The scene starts, as they all do, with the cameraman and the male talent driving around "on the hunt". Nikki walks up to the car, a playful conversation rife with sexual innuendo and offers of "modeling".  After a forgettable "interview" scene, Nikki is soon taking it from the back.  She whines and talks shit while her pussy gets plowed by her costar, a humorous, likeable dude whose happy-go-lucky demeanor belies a brother who knows how to put it down.

Spread wide on her back, she spreads her own ass and groans with each stoke while telling her costar "You've got some good dick." Moments later, when she's riding his cock, she's in control and knows it, giving the camera a wink that somehow doesn't come across as fake or cheesy.  The scene finishes with her upside down, all smiles while she takes an acrobatic pile driver. She's even cute during the inevibale face shot.

The next scene features Miss Panther who we find at the parking lot of a local strip mall. The conversation that gets her back to the studio is short and simple. Something about her car needing a dent pounded out of it. There's not even time to insert a pun before she's stuffing a wad of twenties into her purse.

The stuffing doesn't stop there as a leisurely bit of dick-sucking is followed by some enthusiatic dick-stuffing. Miss Panther moans and wails while her pussy gets turned inside out by the black stud hired to rearrange her internal topography.  Getting bent over, Miss Panther moans and gips the sheets, but never loses that attitude that makes a dude want to try and spit game to a fine black chick in a tight business suit in the first place.

There's roughly thirty seconds of her riding homeboy before he cries uncle. It's a disappointing ending to a scene where the male talent never seems to get a handle on his costar.  He'll come back in the last scene to redeem himself, but in this one, lil' mama was too much for him.

We've got another thick girl in the bubbly Brown Suga, star of the third scene.  Here's another girl that looks so everyday fine that I could swear I know her from somewhere. I don't know if it's damn good casting, damn good costuming, or just dumb luck, but these girls look like chicks you could actually hunt in the hood.

Brown Suga's scene starts with her in the parking lot of what appears to be a local warehouse club store.  The scene starts with a short discussion involving the cost of textbooks that's insincere enough to warn you that bad acting lies ahead.  The scene really starts with her sucking dick like a pro. After some more talking about crap I stopped caring about once her top came off, her jeans come off and we see that gorgeous ass and tight little pussy close up for the first time.

This scene gets interrupted repeatedly by the girl trying to negotiate payment.  It's an annoying bit of playacting that interrupts the flow of this scene more than any other.  Still, her real talents shine through despite her attempts to make the scene "more real".  We're treated to a nice long scene of Suga getting her pussy dug out in missionary (if you don't know what that means, check out my blog entry on how to dig a pussy out) before she starts riding. The climax isn't memorable, but everything up until that point is plenty entertaining. Also, Brown Suga treats us to our first swallow of the film, a thick, creamy load that makes up for all her previous "acting".

Following Miss Suga is my personal favorite in this film.  Any argument that this film is a must-have instead of just another decent flick should center around miss Tiffany Staxxx.  Without her performance, I could rate this movie a three with a clear consience.  However, she fulfills every promise the box art makes in addition to throwing a couple of surprises in there.

First off, I don't believe for a second that she's actually looking for directions during the opening of the scene, but with her impressive rack in full view for the entire conversation, I'm willing to suspend my disbelief and that, my friends, is the mark of good theatre.

Tiffany is another "thick gal", round, soft, and bouncy in all the right places. Also she's a lot smarter, taking the money up front and even holding it up to the light as if she could tell a counterfeit that way. It wouldn't be a Hood Hunter flick if she didn't immediately place it somewhere the guys could steal it back from her later, but at least we don't have to suffer through contract negotiations when we should be watching her take a dick.

After getting her pussy sucked like a short rib, Tiffany gives one of the messiest, sloppiest, noisiest blowjobs I've seen. This segment of the film could be in braile and it would still be hot. There's no way in hell I'd kiss her after seeing that, but goddamn if that don't look and sound like it feels incredible.  The camreaman/director "Hike", even drops another hundred on the table after she deep throats a black hog the size of a baby's arm and licks homeboy's balls for extra credit.

Tiffany takes the dick like a champion, and the bad acting, if she's acting at all by this point, is out the window. She slams back into the cock, moaning and shuddering with every stroke. She puts it down just as hard when she's riding the dick, bouncing and squealing until her costar has to grab her ass to get control of that she-devil.

It's on her back the the scene gets too hot to pause. I'd advise putting both hands where you can see them during this scene as you have no hope of making it to the end otherwise. After getting pounded to an unscripted orgasm, she gets her face fucked for a few seconds before taking the dick sidesaddle and having a surprise orgasm.

Miss Staxx puts in the most work so far with another round of doggystyle and a loud orgasm that surprises everyone in the room, including Tiffany. Words do this performance little justice in it's closing moments as we see our first explosive climax of the film. The cumshot is a little pedestrian and the scene ends on a gag that, by now, is predictable and humorless but it does nothing to undercut Tiffany's performace, easily the best of the film.

Our last starlet is Miss Platinum.  Knowing she's the finale, and knowing every joke that's going to be in the interview before it comes, that part of the scene doesn't really hook me.  Even bearing in mind that these scenes are lifted from a website, and weren't originally intended to be seen in back-to-back succession like this doesn't make it any easier to watch. 

With regards to the repetitiveness of the pre-sex interview segments, I mention it because it's worth mentioning, but I won't deduct points for it because that's the format and I knew that coming in.  If an interview contains actual information about a performer, infomation on a newcomer that can't be found elsewhere, then I'll review the interview.  If it contains bad acting and a transparent storyline, I make mention of it and, if it doesn't hurt the film overall, I'll move on from there.

Now...let's move on from there.

Miss Platinum is a dark-skinned, slender black chick.  She's actually dressed kinda cute, but you'll only see her purple bra and pany set in the slideshow feature.  In the video she's buck nekkid as soon as her money hits the floor.

The dick-sucking scene has a little more talking than I'd like but it doesn't take long for things to get moving. Ms. Platinum doesn't have the skills of Tiffany, our previous starlet, but her skills are not to be taken lightly.  When she starts fucking, she takes the dick with a lot of whining and purring. From the first stroke up to the last, she looks and sounds like she's experiencing sensations she's never felt before. She grits her teeth and clutches the sheets like she's being murdered and the camera eats up every second of it.

On her back, she gets pounded like a ragdoll before getting up to ride the dick and that is where she really shows her skills. She grinds down on dude's hips like she's got a motor in her ass, sliding up and down on the dick until the director asks her to get into position for a cumshot.  I would've loved to have seen as much of her as I did of Tiffany, but sadly it would not come to pass.

Overall the film is entertaining but, aside from Tiffany Staxxx, there's nothing really explosive or memorable here.  That said, there's nothing wrong with what we're being offered either.  If you want to see some cute black starlets who look like amateurs but fuck like pros, then this is your cup of tea.

Final verdict:  It's the sort of thing you'll like if you like that sort of thing.

Score 3.5

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