Tongue Joy Turbo Barely Idles
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- By Sacha Kinksky
- Published 10/20/2008
- Sex toys & Novelties
- Review Unrated
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- Product Name: Tongue Joy Turbo Pack
- Manufacturer: JJK Industries
- Pros: Small and easy to conceal for surprising your partner; designed for use on tongue but easier if you clip it to your finger
- Cons: Too small to be effective at times; bands can be way too tight; fear of swallowing device
- Bottom Line: If you're not bothered by spending $42 on something you might have to have scoped-out of your throat, then it's worth it. Otherwise, I'd give it a BIG pass!
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Sacha Kinksky
Sacha hopes to enlighten readers with new views and reviews of everyone's favorite hobby. Just shy of middle-age (but with the energy of a 20-year-old!), Sacha hopes to provide a new perspective on videos, toys, and all things erotic. She's a big fan of adult entertainment and wants to make sure you're one too!
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Tongue Joy Turbo Review
I recently owned the “Tongue Joy Turbo Pack” offered by JJK Industries. I say “owned” because I pitched it after putting it through its paces. Actually, I should say it put me through mine because I’ve never been so stressed out over a sex toy in all my life!
For $41.99, you get a micro-mini vibrator that “attaches” to your tongue with one of three bands. The bands are supposed to fit almost every size, but either I’ve got some kind of monster tongue or it’s way too small. Even the medium sized ring wasn’t “just right.”And, there are color-coded pieces to slip over the end – I’m assuming so you can determine whom you’re stimulating at what time. I didn’t bother to read the instructions ‘cause I was excited to try it out – so forgive me if I missed something important there.
So, I got it into one of the rings and banded my tongue. At first I thought it was going to cut-off all the circulation, so I used the largest ring. It does provide a nice tickling sensation to the tongue.It’s not as severe as some vibrators can be – so I was ready to try it out. With my male partner, he was excited quickly when it touched his cock. However, I felt like I was going to swallow the vibrator each time I ran my tongue down his shaft.It really was uncomfortable after a little while because I had to keep from rolling my tongue up to keep it from moving. Also, if you’re not careful the ring can rub the cock the wrong way and that’s not good for sexy blowjobs!
On a female partner, she enjoyed the tingling sensation on her clit, but anything past that wasn’t what we had expected. I had it tried on me by both partners and I enjoyed it more when the vibrator was removed from the tongue and the smaller ring used on the finger while masturbating. It reminded me of the fingertip vibrators you could find, but without the plastic or silicone (depending on the model) area that can get uncomfortable without a lot of lube. Having the natural feel of a finger with the vibration action is quite nice.There are lots of products that have cockrings with micro-mini vibrators like this which are great – so DO NOT try to put this one on yours! You’ll end up with a vibrating tourniquet and a quick trip to the hospital!
So, why did I get rid of it?It was easy to clean but didn’t do all it promised, in my opinion. If you accidentally whack your teeth with it while pleasuring your partner, you might be in for some major dental bills. And, as I mentioned before, I really don’t want to go to the emergency room to have it scoped from my trachea if it comes loose. After frustration and the receipt of some very nice small-sized vibrators, I decided that the Tongue Joy Turbo Pack wasn’t for me. If you’ve had great success with it, I hope you continue to do so! Toys are supposed to be fun….but I couldn’t enjoy this one.
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