Control 9

Just because I was bored out of my mind through 95% of this DVD doesn't mean someone else isn't going to love it, especially fans of Memphis Monroe.  I don't understand why Gabriella Fox was billed as the featured girl in this DVD when Memphis got more screen time and two scenes as opposed to Gabriella's one scene at the very end.  Tommy Gunn and Mick Blue got more screen time than Gabriella.  Go figure.

The one thing that I did like about Control 9 was that it was set up to look like someone flipping through channels on the TV.  You would even see the numbers appear in the bottom of the screen as the channels were flipped.  This meant that there was no need for set ups for the sex. 


The first channel that the channel surfer came across stared Eva Angelina and her toys.  She was putting on one hell of a show with two dildos (a blue bumpy one and a huge black one) and talking dirty to the camera in a POV type thing.  Watching this kind of thing is so not my thing, but I know there are people that love it.  The male star finally entered the picture.  I was actually starting to wonder if it wasn't just going to be Eva and her toys it went on so long.  The male co-star didn't show his face right away and there was more POV action as she worked on sucking his cock.  I had a laugh when it turned out to be Tommy Gunn and told my husband, "I knew I recognized that penis."  This tells me one of three things.  1. I have watched to much porn.  2. Tommy Gunn is in a lot of movies or 3. All of the above.  After Tommy joined the scene it was much more interesting.


The second channel stared Lacey Maguire and someone seriously needed to call the fashion police either on her or whoever picked her wardrobe.  Knee high fishnets should not be worn with a leopard spotted bikini, nor should blue shoes.  However, the shoes did match her nail tips.  Yes, I really did pay that close attention.  Once again, it started out with a dildo show (yawn).  Mick Blue eventually joined her for stair sex.  That has to be really uncomfortable.


Channel number three (actually I think it was 35) showed Memphis Monroe in the role of a really slutty girl who really enjoyed being this way.  Something else that I don't get into is girls talking about how big of a slut and whore they are.  Memphis started out on the phone talking to her boyfriend and telling him how he rocked her world the night before.  She also lies to him and tells him that she is at the mall with friends.  "At the mall with friends" is code for "I am going to fuck Tommy Gunn now".  When she was done with Tommy she retired to the shower where she was soon joined by Evan Stone, her boyfriend.  Evan is such a goof.  Only he would decide that taking a shower in sweats is a good idea.  He called her on her lie but didn't seem to mind all that much because she was sucking him off.  The weird thing about this scene was that both Tommy and Evan seemed to get off on the fact that they were sharing her with someone else and kept asking about her "other boyfriend".


The fourth channel had Kelli Devine putting on a show to show off her ass.  Chris Charming joined her later.  I hate to admit this but I don't remember anything at all about this scene other than Kelli showing off her ass and doing that "booty wiggle" thing. 


Last but not least the channel landed on Gabriella Fox who was trying to have fun with Mick Blue.  Once again i don't remember a lot about this scene other than she looked bored half the time.  Nothing worse than a bored looking porn star, especially when she is supposed to be the feature.

I have not watched anything else directed by Robby D. so I am going to assume that he was having an off day on this one.  Everyone is entitled to an off day.  I still think that Memphis Monroe should have been the featured girl, but the last time I checked she wasn't under contract to Digital Playground.  Needless to say, Control 9 is not on my "will watch again" list.