My Best Friend's Sister from Avalon/Freaks by Nature

Freaks by Nature presents My Best Friend’s Sister. This film features over a dozen scenes of young women being seduced and fucked by older men. Slightly taboo (I suppose there must be an unspoken understanding among guys and what may or may not be off limits, and breaking that taboo is really, really hot?), My Best Friend’s Sister delivers some pretty dirty sex.

 

The first thing I noticed about this DVD, however, was not all of the nubile young girls taking hard cock, but rather all of the misplaced or absent apostrophes on the cover art. (“My Best Friends Sister” and “I love fucking my brothers friends.”) Now, I may be a little bit OCD, and maybe my degree in journalism has tainted me for life, but I tend to take things more seriously if they have proper grammar and spelling. If I see grammatical errors I automatically think “oh… ew… dumb people made this porn. It’s probably really, really bad.” So, please, Freaks By Nature, hire an editor or proof reader! I may be a nerd, but damn it, I’m a sexual nerd, and what can I say? Cute girls and bouncing boobs are all fine and dandy, but proper grammar is what gets me really good and wet.

 

Mmmm… apostrophes.

 

The First Scene starts with a cute girl with long, dark hair sitting on a couch. Two guys come up and she starts sucking their cocks and jacking them off. No cheesy dialogue or goofy situation, it’s just the sex. They take off her top and their clothes and start slapping their dicks on her face. This girl is pretty cute and the right amount of slutty, and it’s nice and dirty watching her choke on two fat cocks.



 

One guy fucks her on the couch while she sucks off the other guy, giving his balls a liberal licking. The guys switch places and the scene resumes. They flip her over on her hands and knees and start playing with her ass. She has a cute little butt, and she really gets into it. Then one of the guys starts ass-fucking her while she sucks his friend’s cock. After a little while, the two guys go at her at once with some delicious double penetration action.

 

One guy comes in her mouth and all over her face as she’s being fucked from behind by the other guy, and then the guy from behind flips her over and comes in her mouth. It’s a satisfying conclusion to a decent scene.

 

Next, a teenaged girl is sleeping in her bedroom, complete with stuffed animals and ruffles. The music is cheesy, but the scene is kind of hot. Her brother’s friend comes in to her room, and the blonde cutie wakes up. They chat a bit about a report card and then he asks to see her boobs. She shows them to him, then he starts touching her. It’s slow and gentle and seductive. While it might seem creepy to have some guy come into your room while you’re sleeping, the scene gets pretty hot and the girl is very willing.



 

Hey plays with her a bit, and then sticks it in her. It’s a bit surprising because one would expect a little bit more foreplay, but I suppose porn doesn’t fulfill every fantasy! After a few moments of that, she gives him some head, then rides him reverse cowgirl style. Next, the guy puts his giant dick in the girl’s ass. When he’s done, she gets a nice pearl necklace.

 

Scene three features a cute dark haired girl in pig tails. She is sucking one guy’s dick while another undresses her, then starts eating her out, then starts fucking her. The music in this scene is a bit too electronic and fast paced for me, which I think can be a bit distracting, but the music doesn’t really take away from how cute the girl is, or how expertly she can deal with two guys. She really enjoys being fucked reverse cowgirl style and doesn’t miss a beat or stroke of a cock in her mouth.

 



One guy starts ass-fucking her, and you get a really weird close up. Now, don’t get me wrong – this girl is pretty cute. But there’s just something about intense razor burn and stubble that really makes me uncomfortable. I just want to hand this poor girl some lotion! Anyway, the anal sex is nice. She gets ass fucked reverse cowgirl style, then is double penetrated. After a few moments of that, both men come on her face.

 

Scene four starts off with a guy doing jumping jacks. Is he talking about sports references? Is he engaging with some strange type of flirting with the auburn haired woman? She accuses him of being a fag (as if that’s a bad thing), and then he calls her a “piece of shit dyke.” (Not like being a dyke is a bad thing, either!) I suppose if someone likes really mean dirty talk, this opening scene might be hot, but for someone who is bisexual and who has many gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and transsexual friends, this just seems offensive and not hot.



 

But, it must turn these two on because soon the girl’s blouse is gone, and then they’re making out, and then she’s sucking him off. Next, the guy with a lot of chest hair is fucking the auburn haired girl on a lawn chair, and then she rides him for a bit. Then comes some anal sex, and then the money shot. This scene isn’t bad, but it just lacks luster (and I also find the introductory dialogue to be offensive!)

 

Scene five features a cute blonde in pigtails (because pigtails obviously make girls look younger). She rushes up a spiral staircase and plops down onto a couch and starts playing with herself. In the room with her is a guy who is strapped into some type of bondage device. The music in this scene is some type of weird 80s hair metal homage, and the guy in the bondage device has a weird man-ponytail. I was really excited for a little bondage surprise! But it doesn’t last long, because she lets him go almost right away.



 

He starts eating her out on the sofa, and despite the lack of bondage, it is nice to see some honest foreplay. She goes down on him, then starts riding him. This girl is super cute, with perfect breast, a cute butt and a playful butterfly tramp-stamp. The scene, though, is pretty unspectacular, but it’s amusing that the guy gets strapped back into the bondage device once the cute girl is done playing with him.

 

The next scene also begins with a guy bound. He’s in some type of red neck, hillbilly hunting cabin, sprawled out on a giant bed with his hands tied. A woman, Juanita, enters the scene, wearing super short daisy dukes and a barely there top. The guy, Ray, throws some pretty nasty insults at her, but she seems really intent on getting with him.



 

Ray’s clothes and ropes come off, but when a slutty woman is sucking your cock, I suppose it’s hard to want to run away and, oh, I don’t know, tell the authorities that you were kidnapped. Despite the creepiness of the scene, however, the sex is pretty hot.

 

Scene seven has a woman in a maid’s outfit and gigantic fake tits. If you like fake boobies and have a French maid fantasy, this is the scene for you! A man is eating her out on the kitchen counter, and then she throws some crackers on her snatch, and he eats those, too. (If you’re into food porn, this is an extra special bonus scene for you.) The French maid feeds him a banana, then rubs it all over her gargantuan boobs while he fingers fucks her ass. 



 

Then the camera pans over and there is another woman, assumedly the mistress of the house, sitting on the opposite end of the counter. She’s playing with her clit as she watches her maid have food fun. The matron of the house comes over, and the man crawls into the sink. The maid uses the rinsing hose and starts hosing down his balls as she sucks on his cock. Then she reaches into a bucket of ice and eats a few ice cubes while sucking his cock. How interesting it is to see him jump at the sensation! Then she spits the ice cubes out at him. She then unceremoniously drops some candies or dried fruit or something over his penis and eats a few of them off.

 

The woman of the house shoves the maid off the counter and demands for the man to fuck her. After a few minutes of this, he uses a jackrabbit vibrator on her. (I want!) He then ass fucks the maid while she uses the jackrabbit on her pussy.

 

This scene was new and shocking to me in many ways. I’d never really paid much attention to food porn before, and adding in the voyeuristic, demanding matronly woman just made it all the more titillating to me. Not really the hottest, at least for me, but it was definitely interesting.

 

The eighth scene features a retro-rific man and woman getting down. By now the theme of “My Best Friend’s Sister” has gone a bit off topic. My Best Friend’s Sister is a really long DVD, and one way to make these things so long is to use clips from older films. For the most part these don’t deviate too much, but other times you can’t help but wonder what the editors were thinking!



 

This guy’s hair is almost like a mullet, which is negative sexy for me. As a matter of fact, I think mullets make my vagina dry. This woman is defiantly not some young thing. I suppose your best friend’s sister can be any woman at any age, but usually when one things of “my best friend’s sister” they think of a young cutie just wanting to be seduced, and not some milf being eaten out by a guy with a mullet. But I suppose old sisters need some love, too. Either way, the sex in this scene is fine, even if the people aren’t.

 

Scene nine is some delightfully home-video-esque footage of a curvy woman being fucked on a staircase by a Hispanic man. The footage is shitty and these people are probably armatures, but it’s real and it’s raw, and I like that. Next they move to a bathtub full of bubbles, and the scene resumes nice and playfully. It’s really refreshing to see a Hispanic man in porn, when the mainstream videos are usually just black dudes or white guys.



 

This scene also enjoys all of the obligatory positions – him eating her out, her going down on him, doggy style, her riding him, him riding her. It concludes, however, with them in the bedroom and him coming on her tits. This is a super satisfying, charming scene featuring real people and real sex. They really seem to enjoy one another and their love making, and that’s something I love to see.

 

Scene ten begins with a blonde woman with extreme tan lines riding a man reverse cowgirl style. What is it with tan lines in porn? Does it say, “at one point I had clothes on, but now I don’t. These tan lines are like clothes, only different”?




After a moment she switches directions, and it kind of makes one wonder how these people got from point A to point B. This scene really seems less like sexual pleasure and more like “how many positions can we try”? The woman looks bored, the man is forgetful. This scene is not arousing.

 

The eleventh scene is a pretty enjoyable scene with two chicks and one guy, who has really awesome nipple hoops. There are some fake boobs, but at least these people look like they like one another. The cute platinum blonde with short hair gets eaten out by the guy while the brunette with long hair watches.




The brunette plays with herself while watching the blonde suck the guy off on the couch. The blonde starts fucking the guy, and they both really get into it. Soon the voyeur brunette joins them on the floor with lots of fingering, licking and sucking, and when the guy is finished with both of them, she licks her friend clean. Yum.

 

The next scene features an attractive muscular man and a small Polynesian looking woman hooking up on an outside patio. They take turns licking and sucking one another, and eventually he flips her upside down and eats her out while he’s holding her up and she’s sucking his cock. Quite a feat!




This guy is so huge and muscular, and this girl is so small and light, a lot of this scene is the impossible lifting and bending that they both do. I almost feel as if this scene should have a “don’t try this at home” disclaimer. For those who like acrobatics during sex, this might be the scene for you. As for me, I’m not really interested.

 

The 13th scene starts off in a hallway of what seems to be the hallway to an apartment building, which seems delightfully exhibitionist. Both people have dark hair and tattoos, which give the scene a great rockabilly look.




There is a really nice close-up of the guy eating the chick out, and then of him fucking her doggy style. Aside from the cheesy music, this scene is really hot, and the woman gets really wet. After a few moments of this, they switch positions and she rides him for a little while. He then finishes off by coming onto her face.

 

All in all, this disk has a lot of variety. The scenes for the most part are pretty hot, though not stellar. Most of the men and women are attractive, and the sex looks pleasurable. The music is a bit cheesy, but at least the lame dialogue is at a minimum. This disk is long and has 13 scenes, so there is bound to be at least something to get your motor humming. My Best Friend’s Sister from Freaks by Nature isn’t anything super special, but as far as porn goes, it will get the job done.


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