If you want pornography to be respected as an art, then you have to embrace the art form as a whole. It is for this reason, and this reason alone, that I have braved that funny-sounding wasteland known as foreign language porn. Also, I’m being paid to watch statuesque Europeans make love upon one another and I’m in the mood to boast about it.

Now, I don’t speak European in any of it’s mongrel forms so I have no idea what’s being said throughout this film. Outside of a few isolated phrases whose intent cannot be questioned when being spilled from the lips of a glistening Latin goddess, I’m pretty much just listening to the pretty sounds and the music.

The first thing I notice is that the story streams seamlessly into the scenes of grunting physical debauchery that make up the weight of this film. After a tender moment shared around the dinner table, brother and sister leave mama home alone in her sheer robe with nothing underneath. I’d question the reality of two adult children’s comfort around their semi-nude mother, but the cartoon dye job on Lil’ sister’s blonde mane might well have dominated the conversation that morning.

It was in Portugese so hell if I know.

Anyway, just as mama is about to settle into her day of being half naked and napping, a window repairman comes knocking. As luck would have it, mama has come to the door wearing nearly nothing. Things are said in Portugese and, after a quick camera wipe, the window is repaired, evidenced by the fact that it now opens and closes without incident.

What else opens and closes, but not without incident, is mama’s mouth on mister window repairman’s cock. Now this fellow appears to be more Senegalese than Portugese and when mom pulls his trouser snake out, you know why they say what they say about guys from Senegal. Well, in this guy’s case, every last word of it is true and he bends mom over every piece of furniture in the living room for a twenty-three minute trip to the woodshed that must be seen to be believed.

What follows that is a nearly thirty-minute scene between four teens on a pull-out sofa. It gets started when two girls start playing with themselves in front of one another, then playing with each other before diving face first into one another’s snatches. A brother or a cousin or something walks in on them and joins the party before calling one of his buddies over. The scene unfolds into some pretty creative positions with several money shots splattered throughout the orgy.

The final scene of the film involves mama walking in on her sleeping boy, or nephew, or neighbor for all I know. Anyway, it ends with her straddling him, him spreading her open, and finally a creamy pop shot running all over mama’s face. The last scene is intense, taking on the feel of amateur porn with shaky lighting, wobbly camera work, and the intense, face-straining sex that you usually don’t get out of prim and polished stateside pornography.

That’s the one complaint. There’s not much polish on the film, but if I were going to be deducting points for camera angles and post-production mistakes, I’d never hand out any high scores. When you get right down to it, this is a solid film with plenty of hot scenes crammed into it’s relatively short running time. I’d probably enjoy it even more if I could understand a word of it, but the individual performances more than bridge the language gap.

That’s what sells me on this little flick. The actors are uneven at times, but when it gets right down to selling what sells, each gives virtuoso performances, off and on, throughout. In short, it’s a solid and entertaining piece of work that would be a welcome addition to the library of anyone out there who’s turned on by beautiful people having sex and screaming wildly in Portugese, which I am starting to appreciate as a very beautiful language.


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