Se7en Deadly Sins

Sin (noun) -(1)An act, thought or way of behaving that goes against moral teachings.  (2)To knowingly commit a serious moral offense.  (3)Something that offends ethical principle.

I have watched a number of Jonathan Morgan movies and I have to say that Seven Deadly Sins was a lot darker than anything I have watched by him previously.  In fact, I wasn't aware that Jonathan Morgan had a dark side.  Maybe it's just me, but when we are talking about the dark side of sex, there are many things that are horribly appealing and downright erotic.  Jonathan Morgan, using one palindrome after another, did a great job of capturing and conveying that in a series of seven vignettes exploring his favorite Seven Deadly Sins...Kaylani Lei, Mikayla, Eva Angelina, Shyla Stylz, Alexis Texas, Rebeca Linares and Daisy Marie.

Something about this first scene was wrong.   I don't know anyone who equates going to the dentist with sex.  Dentists offices freak people out and dentists are closet sadists who scare the crap out of us.  Even porno dentists played by Randy Spears who give me flashbacks to the demented dentist in Little Shop of Horrors.  However, something about the creepy scary dentist and his dental tools really turned on goth/punk girl Kaylani Lei who started playing with herself as Randy started her dental work.  In no time she was getting fucked on the dentist chair. 

At first I thought Rebeca Linares stole the skirt that Kaylani was wearing in the first scene, then realized that it was slightly different.  Rebeca was horribly happy as she lead Lee Stone, clad in rather small wrestling trunks and a luchador mask, to the locker room by a huge chain and collar.  She looked so tiny next to Lee.  It looked like he could easily break her in half.  Out of the pair she was the aggressive one slapping Lee around and yanking his chain, quite literally.  At one point she had it wrapped around his cock and balls like a cock ring.  She constantly slapped him to get him to fuck her harder.  Surprised he didn't break her in half.  This scene was hot as hell and one of my top two favorite scenes from the DVD.

Tom Byron woke to find himself tied down to a medical table in a mad scientists laboratory.  I want to know where this scientist lab was because it started life as an industrial walk in freezer.  Then again, Eva Angelia wasn't your average mad scientist.  She admitted up front she was a sadist and wanted to do horrible things to Tom.  The more she talked about it, the harder he got.  She never did get to do the things to him she was threatening to do because she decided it would be much better to put his dick to use rather than what she originally had planned.  

Daisy Marie managed to find her way into a factory where Niko, Playgirls 2007 Man of the Year, is working.  Someone should tell him that it's not safe to work in such an environment without a shirt.  Or not.  Who wouldn't want to look at a shirtless Niko?  Daisy Marie sure liked looking at him.  When he wandered off she made her way over to where he had been and started caressing the huge wrench he had just been using.  That is how he found her moments later.  She handed him the wrench and turned to leave but he stopped her.  Yea, everyone knows where this is going.  No words spoken between them it was rather a romantic scene.  I didn't know you could do romantic in a factory.

Scott Styles throws newsprint ads around frantically looking for the perfect prostitute.  He has something, or someone, very specific in mind.  When she arrives it turns out to be Mikayla.  The scene keeps flashing between the reality of his bedroom and what I believe to be Scott's fantasy.  Maybe something he was trying to recreate.  In the fantasy, the bed is round and covered in red silk, there is red silk draped behind it and Mikayla looks like one of those Thai dancers with the long nails and head dresses.

My other favorite scene because it was so taboo and because I just love everything Gothic.  Derrick Pierce and Alexis Texas are a Gothic couple exchanging wedding vows without ceremony.  After the exchange of vows they consummate their marriage right there in the church.  This scene would have been perfect if Alexis hadn't talked so much.  There is talking dirty and then there is over doing it.  In my opinion she over did it. 

Lastly Shayla Stylz is a taxi driver in New York looking to give someone more than a taxi ride.  Enter Mr. Pete who wants to go to the airport.  Needless to say they didn't make it.  He quit complaining about his flight when Shayla pulled into an alley and he found out what she had in store for him. 

I really hope that we get to see more of Jonathan Morgan's dark side.  Seven Deadly Sins was an erotic roller coaster that you were never quite sure where it was going to go.  Each dark turn produced another dark fantasy.  We all have those fantasies and, for the most part, we keep them repressed.  Jonathan Morgan let his dark fantasies loose in front of the camera for all of us to see and it was sinful.