I Rub My Duckie Bondage

Big Teaze Toys is one of my favorite vibrator manufacturers.  No, they don’t make the famous jackrabbit vibes.  They are, however, adult toy designers and manufacturers with an excellent sense of humor.  And from that humor they present the I Rub My Duckie line of adult bath toys.  They’re not just for kids anymore!

Most of you will be familiar with I Rub My Duckie from watching HBO’s “Real Sex Xtra Katie Morgan on Sex Toys.”  However, this cute little charmer can be found at adult novelty stores and the Internet.  I ordered mine online and I’ve gotten LOTS of use out of it.  It’s made of PVC rubber, ABS plastic and a Stainless Steel vibrating mechanism.  It is phthalate and latex free, safe to use with water-based or silicone lubes, and uses 2 AA batteries.  And, as if you couldn’t guess, it’s waterproof!

Warm soapy water is the best way to clean I Rub My Duckie and you probably won’t have to search long to find plenty.  This innocuous little vibrator can sit out in the open on the side of the tub or in your shower without anyone guessing what it is.  Well, with this version you can, that is.  The original I Rub My Duckie comes in standard yellow or black.  I Rub My Duckie Paris has a genuine Swarovski crystal in its beak and comes in pink, purple and black with a matching removable feather boa.  And, I Rub My Duckie Travel Size uses a single AAA battery and comes in yellow, pink, purple, black, and other…um…special models that aren’t so family-friendly.

For those who like to live on the wild side, you can get I Rub My Duckie in Pirate (with removable hat) or Devil.  My favorite, though, is I Rub My Duckie Bondage.  He sports a black corset, tattoo, spiked collar, and even includes Duckie-sized handcuffs.  This version also has a more powerful vibration mechanism and it delivers more pleasure throughout its body.  The head and bill of each Duckie is very versatile when exploring yourself or your partner.

On the down side, they don’t float upright.  That’s not important when you’re using them for self pleasure, I know.  But it would be kind of fun to turn them on and watch them bob their way around the hot tub.  He’s also not as flexible as your standard rubber duck.

But, if your family comes to visit you don’t have to worry about whether or not you forgot to put your toys away.  Your mom might not even yell at you.  I mean, look at that face!  Who couldn’t fall in love with a smile like that?

Maybe someday I’ll get I Rub My Fishie, I Rub My Wormie, or I Rub My Penguin.  Big Teaze Toys sure knows how to help a gal spend her spare time well!


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