Royal Princess Vibe

Winner of Vibrator of the Year by Privco, the Sue Johanson Royal Princess seriously lives up to that title.  I purchased one in 2005 and it’s still going strong.  I recently purchased another for a friend of mine and she absolutely loves it.  Fortunately, if you’re going to buy one now you don’t have to pay $45 like I did.  Look around on the Internet and you can find many at reduced prices.  But I don’t regret one dime of the money I spent!

Sue Johanson is a sex therapist – you might have seen her on Oxygen’s “Talk Sex” – and she understands what works best for women and men.  The Talk Sex with Sue Johanson Royal Line features adult toys that are made of silicone and are soft, pliable, waterproof and very durable.  They come in unique shapes that will please even the most discerning erotic zones.  And since silicone is hypoallergenic, it has no pores to hold bacteria and is easier to clean.

The Royal Princess is 7.5 inches long, 1.5 inches wide and 4.5 inches around.  It only takes 2 AA batteries to produce intense vibrations.  It works well to stimulate the G-spot or can be used by your male friends to tickle their penis and testicles.  A small indention under the head of the vibrator allows it to rest comfortably on the clitoris or head of the penis.  It features seven HypserSonic features – medium vibe, high vibe, low pulsate, high pulsate, escalate, and escalate and pulsate.  The controls are on the end of the vibrator and with a simple push of a button you can switch modes.

I don’t like that you have to cycle through the different modes to find the one you want, but sometimes it is nice when you tire of one sensation for a while to have something different.  And I also don’t like that you really need to keep the packaging to know which setting is which.  On the vibe, you have to know which sequence of blinks of the LED corresponds to which setting and the key is on the packaging card.  If you want to memorize which one is which, be my guest.  I’ve never been able to memorize mine.  Then again, receiving a surprise from a random setting it or letting my partner choose which one to use is fun as well.

I’m not a fan of the color pink.  I’m really not a fan of the color bubblegum pink.  Those who are will find the Sue Johanson Royal Princess very much to their liking.  I was pleased, though, that they have a blaze orange version as well.  It’s officially called “tangerine,” but I’ve never seen a fruit that brightly colored.  I don’t plan on taking it deer hunting with me, but at least it would be legal if I got bored in the woods!


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